Just What You’ve Always Wanted: Hardcore Denver Bronco Pornography
We’re taking a break from the “kill kill kill” tag this week. As a palate cleanser, I’m going in the opposite direction and providing you with one of the most beautiful sights in all of nature: Two horses screwing. The male horse’s name? Lexington Steele. (NOTE: This video is NSFW, and in fact it is probably worse for your boss to catch you watching this than watching actual porn.)
What I like about gonzo animal sex videos is that there are no games. The male animal jumps on top of the female he likes. If she ain’t feeling it, she just runs away. I wish human sexual courtship were more like this. It would save us countless $100 dinner tabs and endless cases of blueballs. I even started a movement to do just this sort of thing in college, usually around 3:00 AM on a Saturday night. No one ever got on board. Tightassses. ‘Tis a pity. I think I was really onto something.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, love love love
April 19th, 2007 at 9:49 am
sadly… my sexual encounters tend to more closely resemble
lieutenant winslow Says:
April 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am
i hate the fucking ebay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YRlBArwapg
April 19th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Drew, you were either onto something or you were on something.
Perhaps both.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Man on man, I’m at a loss for a comment – except Lexington Steele dribbled at the end. Shoot, I watched this a little to closely….
April 19th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I think I’m going blind….
April 19th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Thanks for this, I found it inspirational. No matter how shitty my job is, no matter how bad my life gets; I’ll never be the guy whose job it is to hold a female horse while she gets fucked. That’s called looking on the bright side.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
chris, Lt. Winslow beat you to it.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am
WAS I will go crawl back into my he-man pajamas now. Thanks surprised I missed that.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am
I liked the “good boy” at the end. Nothing like propping up the old ego.
Affirmed.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:36 am
nice way to start a thursday. way classier than dog on dog love, but i’m sure some here would disagree.
also, in regards to football this could be interpreted as colts vs. broncos.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Not sure what possessed me to watch that at my desk, but now I’m happy to say my boss caught me watching horse porn on my computer screen. This should end well for me today.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:54 am
no in poor taste? tag
i much prefer the kill kill kill tags.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Just like how mommy and daddy Burnsy made me.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:58 am
I wonder what the Sex Cannon would do to that horsey…
April 19th, 2007 at 11:01 am
@beaverfeaver
actually in football terms that is refered to as brett farve and the media.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:07 am
@drdoom
good point. i never looked at it that way.
also redhead, tell your boss to lighten up. that video was all natural. where does he/she think baby horses come from ? now if the horse had a gag ball in it’s mouth it would have been weird.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:09 am
@ beaverfever: LMAO! re Colts V Broncos.
Not even a courtesy reach around?
April 19th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I wonder if Peyton & Kenny watch films like this?
April 19th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Just be happy you aren’t the guy who has to hold up her tail so that ol’ Glue Factory can drive it home.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:30 am
May the horse be with you.
If anyone else watched Planet Earth, then you all noticed the frog gang rape attempts last week, when the female frog has to run the gauntlet to the preferred mate, so to speak.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
That is simply beautiful. I am completely overrun with emotion. My eyes are actually tearing. Oh to be young and in love again…
April 19th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I had no idea sex could last so long.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I think playing that on the ol’ work computer nearly got me fired. It’s hard to explain that watching horse sex isn’t watching porn. Per se.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
That horse is almost as big as I am, only not as fast.
Oh, come on… someone had to step up to the false internet bravado plate and say it.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Marv Albert learns from only the best.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
vw: eaacdbi
that’s what she said. She being the philly in that wonderful video.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
also, in regards to football this could be interpreted as colts vs. broncos.
Ouch Beaver
April 19th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
@denver
that interpretation could work if it as a horses version of nambla.
colts are young male horses. broncos are wild, untamed horses. who is doing who?
April 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am
The eagerly mounting on top of the female, the trouble finding the hole, the quiff, and then the tiredly sliding off once it’s over . . . this horse stole my moves!
April 20th, 2007 at 11:41 am
@lieutenant winslow
That was the sickest thing ever, loved it, esspecially with the first comment that followed being…
“Judas Priest.. I haven’t laughed that hard or that long since some fat kid shit on the teacher’s desk during a summer school class of mine”