It’s Your Turn To Draft And Be Sexy
We’ve done many a mock draft these past few weeks. But why should we, the KSK Gay Mafia, be the only ones who get to have all the fun? We’re gonna bypass the usual cheerleader post and present you with the first-ever KSK commenter mock draft. And you get the top mock draft of them all: Famous Women Or Men You Get For An Evening. The rules here are very simple. This is a celebrity you get for a night to do with as you please. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one person, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another person. And please, try and provide some linkage for the masses. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate.
Oh, and no picking Keeley Hazell. I took her first. Enjoy the draft everyone. And the NFL draft as well.
NOTE: One other rule: No time traveling. You pick someone in their current metaphysical state. No “Liz Taylor whe she was thin” bullshit.
Tags: Fun With Mock Drafts, let's see how well you people follow protocol, mrs. drew i really meant to pick you first i swear
April 27th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
ScarJo. Easy.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Dammit! Biel.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Christina Aguilera. Dirrty one. The new classy one. Either way the hotness is transcendent.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Excellent, I’m definitely taking
Christina Aguilera in 1999. At that time, she was the B-list to Britney, so she would’ve done kinky shit like invited another girl into the bed:
http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/christinagenie.gif
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
monica bellucci.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I’ll take Alba then.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Alba at 5 is a great value pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
So obvious and uninspired, fellas. You can do better, I just know it.
And I pick Thomas Jefferson.
Tall, smart and powerful beyond comprehension.
Even though he seems to prefer his freakiness in chocolate form, I think I have enough junk in the trunk to keep him happy for a night.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Don’t worry, I’ve got a sleeper waiting in the wings.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Penelope Cruz, absolutely. Exotic, Hot, Beautiful, and a super sexy accent. Score!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Siobhan: I guess the parameters do allow for dead people.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Ben Franklin…the man was a genius and a pimp
we could start off with some intelligent discussion and then go pick up some bitches. I mean what girl could resist Ben Franklin.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Janelle, the Eagle cheerleader. i don’t give a fuck that I’m a Giants fan
April 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
In keeping with the principle of fuck crazy, don’t spend more than one night with (or for the love of God adopt kids with) Crazy, I’d take Angeline Jolie.
dcat
April 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
And I take Marisa Miller for the win.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Alessandra Ambrosia, hands down.
http://berrylish.com/gallery/Alessandra%20Ambrosia/slides/vslingerie37.html
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Tom Brady, in the shower of the Gillette locker room and possibly on the 50 yard line if there’s time.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Tiffany
Amber
Thiessen
giggity.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Damn you, Drew.
Salma Hayek, would probably still be hot when she hits 50.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Aishwariya Rai
Fuck you, I win
April 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Naturally, Drew took my “sleeper” so I’m taking Jessica Simpson for Round 2.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
That’s a mute Jessica Simpson, by the way.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Sirs, We’ll take Pam Grier, from her Foxy Brown day…
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f3/Pam_Grier.jpg/180px-Pam_Grier.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Lindsay Lohan, at age 17 (Mean Girls era)
April 27th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
not waiting 10 minutes… I’ll turn my draft card in early:
Eliza Dushku
April 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Russell Crowe circa Gladiator.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I am a man of eclecctic tastes, so….
Kate Hudson
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
wait wait wait…. the rules are not clear!!!
If I choose “Lynda Carter” do I get to choose the 1978 model or am I stuck with the 2007 one? Similarly, if I were to choose “Cleopatra” do I just get a pile of dust?
That being said…
I take H.R.H. Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine, Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Erin from Esurance! Wait, wrong thread.
Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Amanda bynes
(what a girl wants era)
April 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Damn you Dan, dam you to hell taking Christina, you’ll regret that.
Well, I’m gonna go ahead and draft Elin Nordegren…thats right, Mrs. Woods…teach her a thing or two about a good stroke.
http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/tapins/elin_nordegren.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Ana Beatriz Barros, bitches.
Obligatory pics:
http://home.comcast.net/~lnsfcomish/_Ana-Beatriz-Barros-01.jpeg
http://www.skotcher.com/wallpapers/celebrites%20feminines/ana%20beatriz%20barros/Ana_Beatriz_Barros_39.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/daflow669/50df8_anaBB072.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Damn you Miamidiesel!! And, she’s my countrywoman too!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
With my 2nd round pick, I’m going with Adriana Lima.
Aishwariya Rai & Adriana Lima 1-2…I got exotic on lockdown…. BDD ain’t got shit on me
April 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Faith of “In Bed with Faith.”
Blonde, British, big tits, takes it in the ass. Sleeper or reach?
You decide.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
My favorite MILF – Cindy Crawford
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Damnit Josh, nice pick.
I’m cheating, but I take whoever wins this competition: http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Latinas, back to back — give me Rosario Dawson!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
@ devang: My countrywoman too, which made it all the more important to keep her from the foreign devils…
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I pick whoever Hugh Hefner is banging currently.
I win.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
That link is NSFW, by the way.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Stacy Keibler
April 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
How in fuck did Emanuelle Chriqui last this long?! Dibs!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
@miamidiesel. Good, as long as she is not in the hands of one of the foreign. Aishwarya is too preciious for that
April 27th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
screw you nucleus!!!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Michael Clarke Duncan, I lose?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
oy vey sarah silverman!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Lucy Liu.
I guess I am the Knicks in this draft since I never seem to have a first round pick. But unlike the Knicks, I have some serious value in the later rounds.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.
Slickbomb, you beer-goggling already?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Sophia Loren, I don’t care if she’s sixty, FUCK ALL OF YOU
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
GACK!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
After a night of railing barros, I’m gonna go get plowed with the grand daddy of classical physics… Sir Isaac Newton.
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/newton/newton.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
With his 3rd round pick, the miamidiesel selects…. Chasey Lain
Most. Fucking. Beautiful. Porn Star. Ever.
and it goes without saying that she does everything…
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Eva Mendes.
For mid round 3? I say it is gold.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
porn star Tori Wells back in her prime. star of torid without a cause 1 and 2, shaved and dangerous, the chameleon, night trips, and many other fine xxx from the late 80’s and early 90’s.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I’m not at all shocked that Mandy Moore fell this low, because you all have no taste.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Gianna Distenca
Stacy’s Mom – She’s Got It Going On
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2474027
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I’m taking Eva Longoria.
It’s a safe pick, plus she looks like this:
http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/nov/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_India.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I’m claiming fellow Member of the Tribe Natalie Portman. Anyone who needs suggestions should check out our group blog The Laminated List Fantasy Draft. Me and my boys break down who should go where when picking your Laminated List. Captain Caveman accepted an induction into our Visionary Thinking Hall of Fame.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Emma Watson
Is that a squad car outside my window?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Charisma Carpenter.
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/carpenter-4.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Giselle Bundchen.
Ha!! great 3rd round steal
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Jesus Christ – I would sit him down in front of a video camera and ask him a million and one questions about everything in the bible and sell the DVD for ten-thousand dollars a pop. I would be a gagillionaire in a matter of weeks and, then, I can get any of the aforementioned women, for any period of time I want.
So there.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
constanzo – but she looks like this without her face.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Taylor Rain
I know I’m kinda late gettin’ in here but if I even got to do half the stuff I’ve seen her do on film I would die a happy man
April 27th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Looks like its been another 10 picks… with my 4th pick I’m going with Caterina Murino, the Italian chick from the new Bond movie…
Aishwariya-Adriana-Chasey-Caterina… a veritable blue-balls-inducing murderer’s row
April 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
hot french newscaster melissa theuriau.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzBv7G1jE-0
April 27th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Lucy Pinder.
Yeah.
I am young Bobby Betharding this shit.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Carmella DeCesare… even if she is prancing around with a fruitcake.
NSFW
http://xoomer.alice.it/ginello/cdc/index.html
April 27th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Heather Brooke. Nothing even remotely SFW available.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
With my 3rd pick, I select:
Trish Stratus
http://www.trishstratus.com/
Clealy a steal in this draft
April 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
To hell with you, Beaver.
How Kate Beckinsale fell this far is beyond me. Mine now.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
That’s 10 — I’m going Shakira. The hips don’t lie.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Aurora Snow
Now i got blue balls.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Buddha
Same reason as Christ.
I am sweeping up the cash with a street sweeper and you guys are quibbling about whether you get Lucy Pindar or Heather Brooke for one night.
tsk tsk tsk
Truly you lack vision
April 27th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Ines Sainz, some reporter. She’s not much from the front, but she compensates:
http://www.xboard.us/bbb/xb_pics.php?siteUrl=http://www.lazygirls.info/Ines_Sainz/Ines_Sainz47_Dwtqxv9?id=100270
Move over, Kevin McHale
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Steal of the draft? How about Beyonce Knowles, motherfuckers, in the 5th round…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
(Ahem, better link of my last pic, sorry I spat on protocol)
http://www.xboard.us/bbb/showthread.php?t=124815
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Signal to Noise, to hell with me for what ? now what did i do wrong ? you got the first over all pick in this draft.
with my 4th pick: alyssa milano
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
From here on out, no more time-traveling. You only get to pick people as they currently exist.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ann Margaret
http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Ann-Margaret/Pictures/
April 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Oh, and I take Tebow’s girlfriend.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I feel like the Minnesota Vikings, delaying my pick and letting other numbnuts get ahead of me and pick.
Well, I’ll go with Laura Prepon (after de-bleaching her hair back to red).
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Good pick devang. It was a toss up for me between Her and Taylor Rain.
I’m going way back here (well 1995 or so) but I pick Ophelie Winter.
This video made me waste alot of kleenex in high school.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIMMbOECWU
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Damnit drew… I was going to steal Allah from under John S’ nose…
oh well. Alyssa Milano. Fucking yum.
http://www.infobih.com/slike/200610121032490.Alyssa-Milano-sexy.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
BDD – To little too late…
While I acknowledge my choices were along the “I would wish for more wishes” ilk, I still have managed to lock up any of the women in this thread.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Yoko Matsugane.
I’m after big tits today, I suppose.
Here she is.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Evan Rachel Wood. I’d have to wash the Marilyn Manson off her first, but it’s worth it.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Before this gets too far….
Joe Namath selects Suzy Kolber.
(Boo me all you want, but I had to do it.)
April 27th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Jack White. Mancrush realized.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Jenn Sterger in the 5th Round.
yowza!!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I’m going with Veronica Varekova. I know this isn’t a hockey blog, but I freakin’ hate Petr Nedved.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/veronica_varekova/
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
jrhodes … drew just bagged milano a few picks before.
I’m going for Halle Berry.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Maria Bartiromo
to help me manage all of my millions of dollars after the Christ and Buddah picks.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Know what? Fuck it. Liz Lemon.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I get the metaphysical business, but can there be some sort of “If they weren’t gay” caveat?
If so, I’m taking Wentworth Miller.
I can’t believe it’s 2007 and girls would still waste these picks on freaking Tom Brady.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Maria Menounos… too bad BDD called no more time travel, or I’d say I preferred her before Vin Diesel, err, contaminated her…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ivanka Trump; so I can slap her on the ass and tell her to fix me a sammich and get me a beer….dammit!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Elisha Cuthbert
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
all of you, except for the dude who said emmanuelle chriqui, exhibit very poor taste. eva longoria (aka longhorria)? i would rather fuck sand and broken glass.
winning pick: nastassja kinski.
http://www.escalextric.net/cutenews/data/upimages/paris_te.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
oh god damnit… I revoke my previous pick and opt instead for Tiara Lestari
April 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I’ll chime in and take Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars). Smart, funny, petite, and oh, those eyes.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I can’t believe I missed this because I was working of all things.
Let me make up for my absence, I’ll take Mariel Hemingway, Margaret Thatcher, the chick from Total Recall with 3 knockers, and Taylor Hanson.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
actually i picked alyssa milano, but she might be trade bait.
next pick: carrie underwood. i need a blond on my team.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
becky: the other guy on Prison Break is cuter than Wentworth.
I pick Mike Mussina.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
DAMN YOU!!!
I swear I was taking the three-knockered hooker next.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I’m sticking with the porn star picks and going with Sasha Grey. Very young and new but very dirty girl. Awesome!
For example, wikipedia lists some of her movies as:
Cum Fart Cocktails #5
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
Hellfire Sex #7
Sasha Grey Superslut
Sex Slaves #2
Tight Teen Twats #2
Freaky First Timers #2
April 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Evangeline Lily – I needed a bible thumping Christian to offset picking a Jew.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Sofia Vergara of Chasing Papi.
http://www.sofiavergara.com
Titsalicious
April 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
You guys want a real sleeper pick here in the 7th (?) round? Well then I select Alina Vacariu:
http://innuendo.blogter.hu./?post_id=129046
That link probably NSFW… you can thank me for introducing you to her after you’re done cleaning up…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
MAria Sharapove with the 6th pick. Oh those legs can crush….
April 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Seeing as how I’m a little behind,
I’ll make 2 picks:
1) Jenna Haze
2) Maria from WWE
If anyone objects, I take pick one and make a deal for Maria
April 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Reon Kadena
A video for your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CnWJ4nygTw
April 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Candice Michelle
April 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Pam Beesly…yes.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
wow- Erin Andrews went this far.. she’s mine now.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Heidi Klum
I cannot believe she lasted this long.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Kristen Stewart.
She’s legal in my state.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ctrl+F “Naomi Watts”
0 results.
Fools.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
the Bush twins, if twins are a package deal. 2 for the price of one pick.
if not i pick gwen stefani
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
@sean
tossup between her and Sterger.
I chose Sterger.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ed, she got knocked up by scarface, I mean, Seal. Sorry.
I can’t wait to check this tonight around 9 PM, and people are still drafting into the “I take Linda Cohn” rounds.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
sledgod – nice!
jrhodes – you find kadena on our site?
Anna Benson. Interviewed her once for an article I was writing. She’s actually HOTTER in person. And with the stripper history, it’s guaranteed animal sex during the one-nighter.
Gotta run for work. Been fun, fellas.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Jennifer Morrison – Cameron from “House” – sweeeet!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
portuguese song bird: nelly furtado
April 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
For my next pick I’m taking Lena Headey, the chick who played the queen in the movie “300″… if you watched that movie and didn’t find the queen to be a 9.5-10, you have fucking failed as a man
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Leelee Sobieski. Hells yeah.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
i miss counted and picked too early. i will now wait 20 picks before my next selection.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I pick Drew. Get a sitter and bring the Mrs.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Jenna Von Oy.
White chicks with fat asses. And the ass.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
It’s pathetic how much I keep refreshing, waiting for my pick. I am not gonna go all Minnesota Vikings on this draft.
That said, my third pick is Julianne Moore. Children of Men FTW.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
redhead:
nuh uh. I would do anything for a pair of blue eyes, not to mention the rest of him is exactly what I like anyway.
also, he’s an Ivy League grad, so I could even talk to him once I’ve had my way with him!
along the blue eyes line, I see your Moose and raise you one Scott Proctor.
I would not mind nursing his arm, his ego, and a few other things….
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’m going with Anna Kournikova.
I don’t care if she’s been used up by 3/4 of the players in the NHL, I still want my turn.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’m assuming I’m jumping in somewhere around the 4th or 5th round. AND with the 175th selection, Amphibian picks Mo’Nique Imes.
The Domino racial naming skit had me crying with laughter. Plus I’d totally boff that.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Jennifer Garner pre Affleck. First season of Alias, can’t believe she went this low.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Eva Mendes
April 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I waited 20 picks since I made 2.
Diane Lane
Her in that movie Unfaithful…FUCK
April 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Aria. Giovanni. FTW.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
trevor… hotdog. down. hallway.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Quick question, not a pick. When does this end? Do we run this bitch all weekend like the NFL Draft or what? Because Sean’s right, eventually we’ll be in Linda Cohn territory and that won’t be good for anybody.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Elsa BenÃtez,
take your pick of the pics:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Elsa+Ben%C3%ADtez&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
April 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
miamidiesel’s next pick: Yamila Diaz-Rahi… talk about building a fuckin dynasty
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Wow, who’s left?
I guess I’ll take Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
already taken
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Hayden Panettiere, the heroes cheerleader. Winner.
http://64.111.216.18/ul/2166-hp2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Grimey, how long have you been blind?
I’ll take Cleopatra with my first pick and Catherine the Great with my swing pick. I heard she likes horses. We’ll get along great.
Around round 5 I’m going to take Dakota Fanning. Don’t judge me.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Missy Peregrym, the shapeshifting chick on Heroes.
And she’s new!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
how does Pam Ward last till now? Back off – she’s mine!
oh and toss in the 1990 Sela Ward and the 1985 Jaclyn Smith.
I am so done.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
@john s.: andrew took eva mendes in the 3rd round. Please follow the example of the venerable beaverfever and respect the integrity of this draft…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
beaver – it was a “to hell with you” for picking Melissa before I could thing, more like, nice pick.
Serena Williams, for the ass alone.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
cc Ginsberg has been picked….man, that’s sad.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnel
But more for entertainment purposes. And if it were ever the apocalypse I could live of her fat for a while then sleep in her like Luke did on that snowy planet
April 27th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Tina Fey. The sense of humor and ability to hold a conversation just makes her that much more attractive to me.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
With our first pick, we select Mike Penner of the Los Angeles Times.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Carmen Electra has not been picked?
YOINK!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Danielle Sarahyba. beaverfever, to hell with you for stealing my Carrie Underwood.
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_dsarahyba_01.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Becky: Proctor?! Over Moose? What?!?!
OK, what do you think of Mark Mulder?
As for Wentworth, I get what you’re saying about the Ivy League education, but I still get the impression he’s a pussy (and no amount of conversation’s going to make that attractive). I still take the other guy from the show, and if I end up wanting a conversation afterward I’ll call my sister.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Mendes was taken? OK.. well, in that case, I will just throw some money her later down the road for a pie of that pie.
With my Mendes pick gone, I go back and take Rachel Weisz
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I have a Leelee Sobieski thing. It’s the face-plus-voice combo. Drives me nuts.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
and by “pie of that pie” I meant “piece of that pie”
April 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
@ sledgod. Fuck. You. Moore was my next pick.
I’ll sign her away when she hits the free agent market.
Next pick, Kelly Hu. Lady Deathstrike in X2.
I’m surprised more Asians aren’t off the board yet.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Minka Kelly’s still on the board?
not anymore.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
As someone from Jersey, I feel compelled to take Marisa Tomei, who is like our state’s Athena… so in spite of BDD’s no time travel rule, I’ll take Marisa Tomei next, even if she is on the bad side of 40…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Where’s the love?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
April 27th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
@hercules rockefeller: Minka Kelly this late, now that’s the steal of the draft
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Any of the hoochies in the “Big Pimpin’” video.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Oh, and I trade for someone else’s pick to get Jenna Jameson. I don’t care if it is like throwing a hot dog down a long hallway.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
miamidiesel
Hey hey hey!! Jersey gets insulted too much already. No Tomei
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Sienna Miller.
THERE’s a steal.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
My turn again. I certainly didn’t mean to turn my back on the other hotties of the KSK Gay Mafia, so I pick the rest of you. The only other one I’ve seen a picture of is Caveman, so he gets to go first.
And as long as I’m shooting my wad:
Alessandro Nivola — so fucking hot in Junebug, even if he is a little too skinny; Chris Noth.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Maja Ivarsson from The Sounds.
http://i2.tinypic.com/20033ua.jpg
Plus, she’s bisexual. I really wish we had someone breaking this draft down.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Eric Bana. Win-win-win.
And if I were into the vag, I take Kristen Bell as a huge late round steal.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Miller and Chriqui both taken
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Emmanuelle Chriqui
She’s been picked already
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
If I have to take someone as they are right now, I’m taking Anna Nicole Smith.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Janine Lidemuller
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Here’s the steal of steals, and I’m 99% positive she hasn’t been taken yet:
Kira Knightley
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Yeah, where’s the Mel Kiper breakdown for this draft?
I’d at least like to see some numbers from the combine…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I can’t believe I waited this long and still nobody has taken Eva Green. A) I’ve seen her naked in The Dreamers, so I know what I’m getting
B) I bought that damn body spray simply so she would sleep with me.
C) I get a girl that even Bond couldn’t get. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
while i was actually doing work for a few minutes BDD stole my carmen electra pick.
my darkhorse pick: liz phair. she looks and sings like a total slut.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Man I am getting a steal. I choose Elin Grindemyr
Sorta ok for work
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Oprah Winfrey
She would be my personal ottoman for the evening whilst I smoke a pipe in a red smoking jacket and read the Iliad in an overstuffed chair by a roaring fireplace.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
“Butterfly” from Death Proof, Vanessa Ferlito.
So when am I gonna get that lapdance?
April 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
devang: Jersey does get insulted way too much, probably because we’ve allowed that fat fuck Peter King to live amongst us for far too long without any repercussions. That said, Marisa Tomei was slammin back in the day, and her “My Cousin Vinny” character is like a stereotypical northern Jersey girl… hence, the Athena reference
April 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
j.l. white, i think you are right. how the hell did keira knightly last this long ?
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Rachel McAdams.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
John Krasinski…I love me the tall boys.
Grimey: Death Proof was so badass.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
@J.L. White: I hate you. May Michael Vick’s dogs feast on your entrails.
Fine. I’m taking Kirsten Dunst with my fifth and final pick.
To recap: Dunst, Maja Ivarsson, Julianne Moore, Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) and Jack White. Game over.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Jenny Lewis. Indie hot is still hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
redhead:
See: blue eyes.
Fine, if you don’t like that pick, I’ll take Alex Smith.
Mmmmmmmmmm, Alex Smith.
And I already specified Wentworth as straight man. In fact, I’ll take him as a PRETEND straight man. What can I say? I like to banter with my boys.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I’m here to win people, not make bad “let me choose ugly chicks to get a lugh” picks.
Elin Nordegren
April 27th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
The brazilian women’s soccer team featured in these pics. Yeah, I took a team. Bite me.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/88208180_bulletinboardforum_com.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil3.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil4.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil5.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/BrazilianWomen27sSoccerTeam14.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
OK.. +1 the NYJets
Now I’m taking The Sports Gal. And because I’d do anything I want to her, I’d do something that involves a red sox hat, a book, and anal
April 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Damnit Signal to noise, you took my next pseudo-lesbian pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Heather Graham
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/GHI/heathergraham2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’m getting a late start. I choose 5 of the six girls from Full House. Candace Cameron still hot, Jodie Sweetin (even hotter now that she is off the meth), The Olsen Twins (Hot and Twins), Lori Loughlin (still hot)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Amy Poehler! Smart and psychotic.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Looks like its time for my turn again… I pick Angie Cepeda
http://angiecepeda.altervista.org/
http://www.hot.ee/ats149/cepeda1.html
The second link is NSFW.
Between Alina and Angie, I got some serious sleepers…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’m seriously amazed nobody wants Olivia Wilde.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Shocking steal, Rachel Bilson.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Just to piss off Ufford…
Sarah Spain.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Vanessa Ferlito is a reach even this far down. She looks like someone hit he face with a frying pan.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Tera Patrick
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
another one i can’t believed i missed: milla jovovich. very nice, sexy time !
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I take Texas Gal on the condition that she only gets to wear the Longhorn cheerleader outfit…and I mean the hot one….with the chaps and hot pants
Oh yea
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
As I leave my office for the weekend, I’ll take Natasha Henstridge circa Species, and with my swing pick I’ll take Tara Reid just because I’m 103% sure she’ll let me do anal and I won’t feel bad about making her feel dirty.
And Rosie O’Donnell is a great pick because if we have another ice age I’d cut her open and sleep inside of her.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
chopper dave, this is a CELEBRITY draft.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I was going to go with “Mandy sans Steelers shirt” but, that would come across creepy so, I am going with a sentimental pick.
Jill Hennessy.
I know it has been a while since Law and Order, but, she is still hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Mary Lynn Rajskub aka Chloe O’Brian – she’s cute, and computer savvy beyond imagination – when I get board of her (doubtful)I’ll have her download all the hottest porn (for free of course – because she’ll know the back doors to the websites).
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
How the hell did I miss this? I guess I was trying to make some money.
Oh well, here are my 1st three rounds of picks:
Shilpa Shetty – I stole her from you devang!!!! BWHAHAHAHA
Sade – still hot in her 40s
Vanessa Minnillo
Beat off to that triumvirate.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Keeping the Asian pattern,
Ziyi Zhang
Name doubles as an excellent coital expletive.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Famke Janssen. In a wasteland of Bond girls from the mid-80s until Casino Royale, Xenia Onatopp stuck out like a shining light of hotness.
Being crushed to death mid-coitus by legs is definitely not a bad way to go.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Taye Diggs. Ownage.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
have we now opened this up to X celebrity as Y character?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jamie-Lynn DiScala
Excellent value for a Jew, with Portman and Silverman off the board.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
John – I’m just using a description. I think Famke Janssen is overwhelmingly hot in all roles. I just picked the best instance.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Since I haven’t made any picks yet:
1. Janet Jackson from her “If” music video – my first time travel pick
2. Jenny McCarthy from her “Singled Out” year – my final time travel pick
3. Delta Burke
4. Gia Allemand
5. Kelly Clarkson
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I’m taking Mariah Carey next… She’s smoking hott, and we share the same birthday. I actually could’ve had dinner with her once on our birthday, but I ruined it by saying I’d only be interested if she paid for breakfast the next morning. True story.
Surprised it only took 215+ comments to take her off the board. Get your head in the game, people….
April 27th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!, I get here this late and she’s still available??!!? I take the one and only:
SUZY KOLBER!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Ben got Jennifer Love Hewitt that late??? Don’t her tits qualify as another pick? You can’t fit all that into one pick!
She almost went early, but I’m sticking with Linday Carter…sans lasso of truth. I don’t care what she looks like…Wonder Woman is so ingrained in my mind that it no longer matters.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Wow, it’s so sad to be late to the party…..
I’m taking Tricia Helfer. I love her so much.
http://www.triciahelfer.org/pictures/Tricia%20Helfer%2025.jpg
For my guy pick, I want Tom Cavanaugh.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Angelina Jolie. The Emmitt Smith of this draft.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
danny b.: The sad thing is you didn’t use Delta Burke as a time travel pick.
My next pick: Kristin Holt from Cheat! on G4.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
rob i: fine. does the “Fuck Da Eagles” girl count?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
So my question, if some dude goes and takes 5 picks, are they all still on the board?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
with my last pick i take half french-half italian female golfer sophie sandolo. check it ! her website is: sophiesandolo.it
so f’ing hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Lacey Chabert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/chaber4.jpg
I win
teehee
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Katherine McPhee.
YEEEEEEEEAH. Back. And I almost have a legit LLFD roster.
FA – Portman
MU – Shakira
TV – Evangeline Lily
MO – Anna Benson
P37 MILF – Halle Berry
U24K – McPhee
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
signal to noise – I agree with her universal hotness, notwithstanding her getting a little long in the tooth.
For my final pick I take…
Alana de la Garza
What can I say? I have a thing for the raven haired women.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
andrew: I’m sorry if I took one of your girls with my 5, I was playing catch up.
You can have anyone but Delta, as a compensatory pick for me being late to the party.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Lucy Liu
April 27th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Shit!!!!
I’m so LATE!!!
So who’s been picked?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Grimey…you make the first G4 pick and you go with Kristin freaking Holt? No Sarah Lane, Olivia Munn or at least Morgan Webb? I’m coming out of retirement to make my final final pick, Sarah Lane.
And no one knows what else we’re talking about, but that’s cool. Here’s a link:
http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/morgan/techspert2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
For my #3 pick, I am going to go with Kate Ashfield (of Shaun of the Dead fame). Bit of a sleeper, but I like British girls and she seems fun.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
How does Alyson Hannigan go after Mary Lynn Rajskub? That’s criminal, but I’m not complaining.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
My mind went a different way here. With the NFL Draft coming up tomorrow, my first thought was to draft Dan Snyder. I would spend all evening kicking him in the nuts — repeatedly.
I really think I would get immense satisfaction out of this for the last (near) decade of frustration.
You didn’t say it had to be sexual… although I may piss on him too. R. Kelly considers that sexual, right?
Drip. Drip. Drip.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
@ jackin’4beats: haven’t gotten a ruling from devang on this yet, but i say you can have shilpa shetty, she got cooties from richard gere last week anyways… and i think somebody else took lucy liu already…
I say we declare free agency at 5pm so we can all round out our rosters and get on with our lives. Thoughts?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
and I’ll take this guy for my “if I was gay” pick:
http://modus-ponens.minotaurcomputing.com/blog/images/black_superman.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Already over 200 comments – damned work.
Pick 1: Daniel Craig. MMMMMM….Bond.
Becky – I gotta agree with redhead on this one – Dominic Purcell is the better Prison Break brother.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Sophia Bush…One Tree Hill FTW!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Ciara
http://www.ciaraworld.com/
I’ll take Shilpa’s “cooties” since it was only a kiss on the cheek. Her woman-hood is still in tact and that’s all that matters.
And Aisha Tyler to make up for the Lucy Liu pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Lisa Ray
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0712908/
devang, diesel, come here:
** sound of underpants snapping **
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
katie price/ jordan – permanent advantage: chief
winona ryder.
michelle wie.
pam anderson (hep C be damned)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
ALICIA WITT???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/aliciaW032.jpg
FOOLS!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Jennie Finch.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Wow… apparently I have the Worst. Taste in women. Evar.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
You people are all insane. I’ve been gone this entire time and nobody has picked Katharine Mcphee?
Dibs
April 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
My next selection: Jennifer Lopez… for fuck’s sake, how is J-Lo still on the board? Incredible ass, ridiculous curves, and apparently its impossible to get her pregnant so you don’t need to worry about protection (what, too far?)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I refuse to read all 209 of the previous picks. So Im taking Elsa Benitez if is still on the board. If not, Ill take Nicole Scherzigherareareraxqwzxer, or whatever. (the lead singer of the pussycat dolls)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
jackin, she was my next pick. well done
April 27th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
+10 queefersutherland. that was my next pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
beaten by brooklyn again…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Unsilent – I took McPhee two rounds back.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
OK I’m ending this. I have work.
1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Jenna Jameson
3) Kate Ashfield
4) Elizabeth Hurley
5) Chiaki Kuriyama (of Battle Royal and Kill Bill… hot…)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
@ d: you just sank my battleship.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Grimey, upon further review I realize I flew off the handle there. My judgment was skewed by my undying hate for her show. Good pick, although I’d still rank Munn higher. This may be the dorkiest comment I’ve ever said.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
JoJo. She looks like Lohan but isn’t as dirty yet.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
brooklyn boy got mc phee good call.
seriously my last pick: britney spears.
this is a crazy pick, one of those like willis mc gahee that might be work out in the long run.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Pick 2: Gerard Butler, but he’s gotta wear the 300 costume.
Now that I’ve covered England & Scotland, perhaps I can come back round to America with my 3rd selection.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Nice pick Smello!
I’m taking Jon Stewart as my final man to shackle in my dungeon lair.
And again, if I were a dude, I’d grab Isla Fisher (the crazy from Wedding Crashers).
April 27th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Haha … I do what I can. As someone who runs a blog that does this all week, I damn well better show and prove, ha.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
If we’re allowed to play “catch up” I’m taking Sherilyn Fenn, Lauren Graham, and Ali Larter.
My Team: Tricia Helfer, Sherilyn Fenn, Ali Larter, and Lauren Graham.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
For the 5th pick…Stacy Keibler.
1)Eva Mendes
2)Lucy Pinder
3)Angelina Jolie
4)Sophia Bush
5)Stacy Keibler
April 27th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Kelly Brook
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/15821_Kelly_2612_123_313lo.jpg
Wow, I’m stealing this entire draft
1. Lacey Chabert
2. ALicia Witt
3. Kelly Brook
April 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
@ wastingcompanytime6: elsa benitez went off the board a while back, so i’m afraid you’ll have to settle for the pussycat dolls lead
April 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
smello: Thank you.
And I’ll do one more pick: Clive Owen
April 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Kiana Tom. My sleeper pick.
I don’t know what she is, but it’s fucking sexy.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Since queefer took Alicia Witt, who should be playing Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movies instead of Snaggletooth Dunst, let’s look elsewhere.
Kate Winslet dropped this far. I can’t believe you people.
1) ScarJo
2) Salma
3) Rosario Dawson
4) Kate Beckinsale
5) Serena Williams
6) Rachel McAdams
7) Kate Winslet
FTW.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I took Kiebler
April 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
@ queefersuthrland: fucking incredible steal on kelly brook, that was gonna be my next pick… that’s the new steal of the draft
April 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
we’re getting to the bottom of the barrel here…
with my 5th pick, i select the talented(?) christina applegate
April 27th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
LadyAndrea-
NICE choice on Sherilyn Fenn, tying that cherry stem into a knot in Twin Peaks gave me a sharpie in my pants.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Under-21 Keeper: Kate Todd
She’s a personal favorite.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Since I’m apparently not doing any more work today…
Pick 3: the kid who plays Riggins on Friday Night Lights. He’s young. I have things to teach him.
(Clive Owen is an excellent pick, btw.)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Queef, I so had the hots for Audrey Horne, it is not even funny. That great music that always followed her around was so sexy. I was always pissed she and Agent Cooper never hooked up.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Let’s add some color to this draft:
Jessica White
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/44896_ovbv11301_225714s01_1_122_314.jpg
1. Lacey Chabert
2. Alicia Witt
3. Kelly Brook
4. Jessica White
April 27th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Fine…Torey Castelanotto the drummer from The Donnas.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
@ julia
Isla Fisher +1, I would totally do her with the Brazilian twins too.
With my LAST PICK (REALLY):
I take: Buffie the Body.
http://www.buffiethebody.com NSFW
I WIN!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
My team: Leelee Sobieski, Missy Peregrym, Vanessa Ferlito, Kristin Holt… and I’ll finish it off with Diane Farr from Rescue Me.
I can take that team to the playoffs… fa realz.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
smello:
no fucking way, girl. Wentworth is my perfect man- tall and thin w/ sick muscular definition, beautiful blue eyes, a killer smile and ridiculously smart.
Dom is just a meathead w/ low ears.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Charlize Theron!
Mr. F for the win!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
+10 Lady Andrea — Lauren Graham is sneaky, dirty hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
JoJo, Jamie Lynn Spears, and a good lawyer
April 27th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
My next pick is long overdue, and since queef fuckin stole Kelly Brook, I’m gonna take Josie Maran
http://www.fantasydesktops.com/walls/about/JosieMaranLookout.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
What Becky said.
My guy list is a little weird:
Tom Cavanaugh, Eric Szmanda, Scott Rolen, Milo Ventimiglia and Josh Radnor.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Taylor Swift – I’ve never been opposed to drafting out of high school.
Holy Christ on a stick
JOSS STONE. MINE.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Final Starting Spot: Olivia Wilde — good look Becky
chief – AMAZING pick with Stone. Bitch fucks for tracks!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Brooklyn “19 years old” Decker
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/07_bdecker_12.jpg
1. Lacey Chabert
2. Alicia Witt
3. Kelly Brook
4. Jessica White
5. Brooklyn Decker
I’m getting tons of value.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Signal to Noise, all I can picture is Lauren Graham a la “Bad Santa” going, “Fuck me, Andrea, fuck me, Andrea”
Heh heh.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Ryan Madson.
only then I would restrain him from leaving. possibly by tying him up and placing him in my closet.
what??? I would FEED him, and he would only be tied up with silk scarves!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Layla Kayleigh from G4 to end my draft.
1) Eva Mendes
2) Lucy Pinder
3) Angelina Jolie
4) Sophia Bush
5) Torey the drummer
6) Charlize Theron
7) Layla Kayleigh
Add a 30,000 dollar signging bonus to Nora Zehetner from Brick and Heroes, and I…AM…SPENT!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Kelly Pickler – She can wear [just] her red high heels all day long…..
April 27th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
A little late with this, but with the 3,874th pick in the KSK Mock Draft JAMMQ selects . . . Meadow Soprano.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7990/02_Jamie-Lynn_Sigler.jpg
Just the right mix of sluttiness and homeliness, even with the Mob-boss father downside.
Bada bing!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Becky – Wentworth has some fine, fine qualities and you’re right about the eyes, but, well, I have a weakness for the beefy mouthbreathers. Dominic got my unending love when he was a leather pants wearing vampire in Blade 3…speaking of… with my 4th selection, I’m taking Ryan Reynolds under the condition that he never wears a shirt.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Girl from the SnorgTees banner ad. Every site I go to she follows me, I’m ready to stop running.
http://www.carolineoncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BigDeal_F_Fullpic_3.gif
April 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Since I haven’t picked in a little while, I’m going with a Big Booty 2-fer:
J-Lo and Jeri Ryan. (They haven’t been picked yet, right?)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Lady Andrea — oh yes, I remember that well.
One more pick to close out before heading to work: since LA took Lorelai, I get Rory: Alexis Bleidel is mine.
1) ScarJo
2) Salma
3) Rosario Dawson
4) Kate Beckinsale
5) Serena Williams
6) Rachel McAdams
7) Kate Winslet
8) Alexis Bleidel
Hell yes.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
If I were a lady, I’d pick Scott Van Pelt just for the phone message he’d leave the next day.
Speaking of ESPN, I have a feeling this mock draft would have officially moved its feed onto the Deuce now.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
smello:
DAMMIT, I wanted RR in the next round. He’s Chevy Chase if Chevy Chase were a piece of ass.
And as a Jewish girl, I would be lying if I said Wentworth playing a doctor in Underworld could have nothing to do with it…but I don’t think it does. He’s THAT perfect.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
@ j.l. white: i took j-lo a little while back, but as far i know jeri ryan is still around… fuck i’ve wasted a lot of time this afternoon…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
My first Brazilian
Izabel Goulart
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/igvs051cx2mc.jpg
1. Lacey Chabert
2. Alicia Witt
3. Kelly Brook
4. Jessica White
5. Brooklyn Decker
6. Izabel Goulart
April 27th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Rachel Specter RGX Bodyspray Girl…
Now I’m done.
And I think right now we’re moving it to ESPNU from the deuce.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Final pick, and last bench spot: Melyssa Ford. And THAT my friends, is how it’s done. It’s been a good time.
Final (and valid!) LLFD roster:
Starters
FA – Natalie Portman
TV – Evangeline Lily
MU – Shakira
MO – Anna Benson
A – Jennie Finch
TC – Olivia Wilde
Bench
U21 Keeper – Kate Todd
U24 Keeper – Katherine McPhee
P37 MILF – Halle Berry
TC – Melyssa Ford
April 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Fuck it, I’m taking Madonna… I’ll admit it, I’ve wanted to plow her vertebrae through a head-board since i was like three years old…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I took Lucy Liu in the first.
In keeping with my worldwide sampler platter for my next pick, I’ll take:
#2 Paulina Rubio
Lucy – http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/lucy_liu_08.jpg
Paulina – http://www.americas-fr.com/musique/wallpapers/paulina_rubio_wallpaper-08.jpg
I must say, for only 2 picks I’m doing very well here.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
entering the draft room pretty late here, but if that crack smoking, golfing playmate from the withleather post yesterday is still available, I’ll take her…if I get her for just one night, I know she won’t waste it sleeping!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I don’t care if she is almost 40, the things I would do to Catherine Zeta-Jones can’t be printed here. Pair her with Chriqui (whom I snagged above) and I’ve got a crazy night waiting for me.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
@jammq
Sorry to disappoint, DiScala was already off the board. go me. unfunfunf
Meanwhile, with my 6th pick I fill the MILF position and select Teri Hatcher.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Smello, you win everything with the “Ryan Reynolds sans shirt” pick. Damn you.
I’m adding Chase Utley from my Phillies.
1. Eric Bana
2. Kristen Bell
3. John Krasinksi
4. Jon Stewart
5. Isla Fisher
6. Chase Utley
April 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
hey guys,
you just got a positive shoutout on NPR from stephan fatsis with regard to your stand on excitement and the draft. check it out when they put up audio.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
OK I lied. Can’t believe I forgot about Jeri Ryan. OK last pick for reals before I start the weekend.
Angie Everhardt
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004904/
I need a smokin’ hot red head to round out my stable of ethnic beauties.
So to summarize:
1- Shilpa Shetty
2- Sade
3- Vanessa Minnillo
4- Ciara
5- Aisha Tyler (sorry to beat you to the punch UM. But.She.Is.HOT.)
6- Angie Everhardt
April 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
A steal this late in the draft:
Bar Refaeli, the Israeli model Leonardo DiCaprio is currently banging.
http://static.flickr.com/38/104689978_e0d74336d1_o.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I don’t know her to be a wild child but I’ll go out on a limb and take Norah Jones. If nothing else her tunes will help coax enjoyment from my other picks.
http://dnr.metrokc.gov/dnrp/press/2003/img/Norah-Jones.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
So far I’ve got:
Rookies
Michelle Wie
Joss Stone
Veterans
Katie Price (aka Jordan)
Winona Ryder
Pam Anderson (hep C be damned)
Christina Applegate
And just to round out the ownage, I shall select Amanda Peet. You blind, blind assclowns.
Enjoy fighting over Susan Sarandon’s saggy ass or whatever the hell is left.
OUT.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Final Pick and Free Agents:
Anna Hickman
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/8.jpg
1. Lacey Chabert
2. Alicia Witt
3. Kelly Brook
4. Jessica White
5. Brooklyn Decker
6. Izabel Goulart
7. Anna Hickman
Free agents:
Yessica Toscanini
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/07_ytoscanini_16.jpg
Carolina Ardorhain
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/5.jpg
Anna Semenovich
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/semenovich0003.jpg
Kristen Kreuk
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/kristin-kreuk-03250702.jpg
Sasha Cohen
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/sashacohen.jpg
My scouts are recockulously awesome.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
It’s 5pm, and since there were no objections, I’m declaring free agency because I need to shower before PTI and then get to studying for my 3 remaining law school finals.
In free agency, I’m signing Sunny Leone (2003 Penthouse Pet of the Year, and a true pioneer and role model for Indian people), Mary Castro (http://www.marycastro.net/portfolio.html – she’s been in some movies, so she’s gotta be a celebrity), and all the hot girls from the old Univision soap opera “Gata Salvaje”. My final roster soon to follow…
April 27th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
For my 3rd pick in the draft, I’ll take a girl I’ve always had a wicked crush on…
#3 Rachel Leigh Cook
Cuteness over hotness any day of the week, because cuteness lasts longer (unless you’re meg ryan).
#1 Lucy Liu
#2 Paulina Rubio
#3 Rachel Leigh Cook
http://www.celebritytemptation.com/gallery/images/rachel_leigh_cook/pics/tn_rachaelLC013.jpg
I’m ruling this draft with some underrated heat.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
For my 5th pick, I’m taking Jesse James. The bad attitude, the tats, the motorcycles…hold on, I’m getting a little faint…
April 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Way late to this but I’m going w/ Sarah Chalke from Scrubs.
http://members.cox.net/maseratiz/SC.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Can I take Tyler Florence and make him cook for me too?
April 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
miamidiesel’s final roster:
1. Aishwariya Rai
2. Adriana Lima
3. Chasey Lain
4. Caterina Murino
5. Beyonce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Alina Vacariu
8. Lena Headey
9. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
10. Marisa Tomei
11. Angie Cepeda
12. Mariah Carey
13. Jennifer Lopez
14. Josie Maran
15. Madonna
FA’s: Sunny Leone, Mary Castro, hot female cast members of “Gata Salvaje”
That is a seriously deep and diverse collection of some fine, fine ass. I can’t believe I actually hung around for over 15 rounds, but I take pride in knowing I played by the rules. I’m open to trade offers for anyone other than Aishwariya, particularly if I can get Kelly Brook or Shakira. Have fun making the rest of your slapdick picks, you motherfuckers are all playing for second place anyways…
April 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Dammit – Gozzinia just stole my 2nd round target. I actually paid $8 to see Josie and the Pussycats… Rachael Leigh Cook + guitar. Nice!
April 27th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
oh yeah, p.s.
jude law (since clive owen is taken–’closer’ was as close to seeing god as i will ever come)
April 27th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Because everyone is breaking rules, I will jump off that bridge.
Ayn Rand
April 27th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
In staying with the scenario it’s just for one night and because I don’t think she’s showing yet I’m taking a former 1st/2nd rounder who slipped far in the past few weeks.
Gisele, come on over.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
hey, does gozinia’s pick count since he can’t spell Rachael’s name right???
April 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Kristin Kreuk
…and Gail Kim from TNA since everyone has a “team”
April 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
miamidiesel-
I’m thinking Lima, Diaz-Rahi AND Tomei for Kelly Brook.
This could be like the Eli Manning trade. Yes, I am a Giants fan, hence the inclusion of Tomei being a Jersey guy myself.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
kreuk is already off the board
April 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Okay, since it’s so late, I now feel secure enough in taking average celeb tail, but who still give me nice boners.
First up, Leah Bremi (from King of Queens).
April 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Jeff Hawkins-
You’re too late, I picked Kreuk up in free agency.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Heather Mitts.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
ok i am just going to take mine because i aint reading this through:
i saw bdd took marissa miller so danm that was mine
alba
biel
marissa miller
beyonce
yazmil dia rehi
April 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Awesome, with the last pick I get good value at Firecrotch, with tremendous upside: Amy Nuttall
Also features a British accent and a name that conveys shooting a massive load.
“Nuttall over your face!”
So my final roster consists of:
Latin/T&A – Sofia Vergara
L.Asian – Kelly Hu
R.Asian – Ziyi Zhang
Jew – Jamie-Lynn DiScala
Special Teams – Kiana Tom
MILF – Teri Hatcher
FC – Amy Nuttall
Grade: B+, solely for allowing Julianne Moore to slip and not landing Keira Knightly when I had the chance. Still got decent value with some cross-overs instead of specialists. At least I’m deep in Asian. Giggity.
And I take pride in showing up late but not forcing a half-dozen picks in at once.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
One last free agent signing for my team — Jill Wagner, the chick from the Mercury car ads.
miamidiesel’s *revised* final roster
1. Aishwariya Rai
2. Adriana Lima
3. Chasey Lain
4. Caterina Murino
5. Beyonce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Alina Vacariu
8. Lena Headey
9. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
10. Marisa Tomei
11. Angie Cepeda
12. Mariah Carey
13. Jennifer Lopez
14. Josie Maran
15. Madonna
FA’s: Sunny Leone, Mary Castro, hot female cast members of “Gata Salvaje”, Jill Wagner
Like I said at the beginning… Fuck you, I win…
April 27th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
First FA pick:
Jenna Bush
Nothing like marrying into royalty.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
I need only one selection: my my mother, bridget moynahan
April 27th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Jeff Bagwell.
I know. His eyes are too close together, the facial hair is silly, I’m a Mets fan, he was an Astro, that batting stance…it’s so wrong, it’s right.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Holy shit I can’t believe anyone hasn’t picked her yet. Carla Gugino…so freaking hot.
http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/CarlaGugino/nude/carla_gugino_009.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
@ queefersuthrland: i’m willing to part with tomei in that deal for sure, but lima AND diaz-rahi too? I realize kelly brook has an incredible body (and her rack is real to boot), but that’s a pretty steep price… how about i give you tomei, diaz-rahi, and josie maran for kelly brook and izabel goulart?
i’m a giants fan too… and deathly afraid of the draft this weekend…
April 27th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
DAMNIT miamidiesel. I had Jill Wagner as my late-round flyer. I never thought I’d want to buy a Mercury.
OK..off to plan B.
With the 4th pick in their draft, the Dick Gozonia’s pick…
carolyn “pampita” ardohain
http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/juggernaut316/Babes/pampita3.jpg
I know that I’ve already reached my quota of Latin girls, but I can’t resist Pampita’s back yard.
1. Lucy Liu
2. Paulina Rubio
3. RachAel Leigh Cook (thanks dave…if she ever cuts her hair and dyes it blond again, you may get her off the waiver wire)
4. Pampita
Still owning this draft, even with my lack of participation in rounds 1-3.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
My final picks for the draft.
Cindy Crawford
Gianna Distenca
Trish Stratus
Ivanka Trump
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Kelly Pickler
A review of the draft shows some quality picks – including a MILF, music video babe, athlete, sammich maker, computer whiz and a helluva boob job. Analysts are calling this a solid draft.
Time to draw up the contracts and extend offers.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
miamidiesel-
I require at least Lima.
Goulart will be tough to part with, something about her being so goddamn skinny and her outie bellybutton turns me on in the weirdest way.
What if we draft down and pick up the BPA? Obviously the BPA will be a DE.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
@ swede: Damn . . . then I take
Barbara Bermudo, host “Primer Impacto”
You all can keep the white chicks, there’s nothing like smokin’ hot “journalists” on spanish television.
http://www.iceposter.com/posters/Barbara_Bermudo/G134195_Barbara_Bermudo_Poster.html
Except for ScarJo, that was a primo #1 pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
dick_gozinia-
I picked up Carolina Ardorhain in free agency, try again.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you all morons or just asleep? My third pick:
Laetitia Casta
http://fistfulofeuros.net/images/casta.jpg
BANG!
April 27th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Am I the only one that thinks Chloe from 24 is ugly?
Get a chin, bitch.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Chloe from 24 has her moments. Plus when you bust a nut you can go “ZOLTAN!”
April 27th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
queefersuthrland –
i understand the reluctance to deal goulart… how about lima, tomei, and j-lo for kelly brook and anna semenovich?
as for the g-men… i really want us to get a LB in the first round, and hopefully Dwayne Jarrett (who will be good, fuck the scouts for thinking otherwise) in the second… they can take care of o-line in the later rounds
April 27th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Is it 10 posts or 10 picks? I’m going either way regardless. Rhona Mitra. You can’t go wrong with a chick that pull off being Lara Croft.
http://host.km.ru/bim/files/images/Lara_Croft/Rhona_Mitra/Rhona_Mitra_10.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
miamidiesel-
How about one-for-one Brook for Lima. That seems fair, no?
I’ll pick Pania Rose, Gabrielle Union and Alena Seredova up in free agency.
You think Jarrett will fall to second round? Hell, I’d take him in the first. But LB is a must obviously.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
After trading away my entire draft (a la the 1999 Saints), I’ll take Christina Ricci in the 98th round.
BALLIN
April 27th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
i hate you and i hate 24, queefer.
plan c it is….
pick #4 is now
JORDAN LADD
http://www.geocities.com/laddzone/gallery/jordan/1big.jpg
Anybody that saw Club Dread knows that she is just stacked…and she comes from wealth, so we’d be set.
#1 Lucy Liu
#2 Paulina Rubio
#3 Rachael Leigh Cook
#4 Jordan Ladd
The dominance continues.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Trey –
what
April 27th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
In a surprising 11th hour free agent signing, I am please to announce that Tea Leoni has come to terms and will join the team immediately.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Through at least 351 comments, I saw nobody select:
Kristanna Loken (T3 chick, FHM spread)
Valentina Vaughn (porn)
–csc
April 27th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
dick_gozinia-
I completley understand your hatred of 24. I’ve wanted Jack to die most of this season because it’s godawful.
But why would you hate me? I’m sorry for taking your woman, no one was around to pick her up and she offered me some ASSistance.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
queefersuthrland -
you got a deal… as reluctant as i am to trade away my 2nd pick in the draft, hot brazilian chicks grow on trees, and i got more than my share of latin flavor… plus with kelly brook paired with josie maran, my team boasts a truly incredible collection of natural tits… in free agency, I’m picking up almudena fernandez, anne hathaway (how is she still around?), brande roderick, vida guerra, and lara dutta (not sure if she qualifies as a global celeb, but she was [mistakenly] linked to jeter)… god, i can’t quit this draft…
I’m hoping posluszny falls to us tomorrow, but timmons would be good too… from the sounds of it, jarrett is gonna be around at least early in the 2nd round, only reason i wouldn’t take him in the first is we’ve got plax (regrettably) and we drafted sinorice in the first round last year, plus toomer is still hanging around… but we should get jarrett, he’s gonna be good, and he’s a jersey kid to boot…
April 27th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Continuing my diversification into foreign countries, I’ll take Emilie de Ravin, the blonde Aussie from Lost.
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Emilie-de-Ravin/Emilie-de-Ravin-9.JPG
April 27th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
One more before I need to get some actual work done. Kelly Carlson from Nip/Tuck. That ass is just begging to get smacked. Tasty.
http://www.kelly-carlson.com/images/kelly_carlson_l8_jpg.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Either of these taken?
Brooke Burke
Reese Witherspoon
If not, I call dibs.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
miamidiesel-
Nice trading with you.
Anne Hathaway
Fuck! That’s a steal.
More FA’s: Daniela Pestova, Oluchi Onweabaga, Petra Nemcova, Karolina Kurkova.
3 Czechs and a black chick.
Sinorice was early second round, but if we could trade down for Poz and get an early 2nd rd pick for Jarrett, I’d get harder than sudoku.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Because I can’t help myself, before I finally go home…
Morris Chestnut
Jason Statham
Howie Long
Add them to the already drafted, Daniel Craig, Gerard Butler, Tim Riggins, Ryan Reynolds, Jesse James & Jeff Bagwell and you’ve got yourself some quality man meat. I realize my list skews old, but experience is key. If I’ve only got one night with each, he’d better damned well know what he’s doing.
And with that, I make one last wish that Al Davis doesn’t force me to kill myself tomorrow.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
queefersuthrland –
Definitely a good deal, one of those rare ones that helps both teams. To fill the Brazilian vacancy on my squad, I’m gonna pick up Daniela Cicarelli, Rafaela Zanella, and Priscilla Meirelles. To make room on the roster, I’m gonna release the hot female cast members of “Gata Salvaje”, since I can’t seem to remember any of their real names…
if the giants manage to get poz and jarrett tomorrow, i probably won’t be able to stand up for a week… here’s hoping for the best tomorrow…
April 27th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
How Come no one took Ashley Judd?
The UK is displeased!
April 27th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Since she’s still on the board, I’m also taking Jordana Brewster. For the record, my final roster is:
1. Aishwariya Rai
2. Chasey Lain
3. Caterina Murino
4. Beyonce
5. Maria Menounos
6. Alina Vacariu
7. Lena Headey
8. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
9. Marisa Tomei
10. Angie Cepeda
11. Mariah Carey
12. Jennifer Lopez
13. Kelly Brook
14. Josie Maran
15. Madonna
FA’s: Sunny Leone, Mary Castro, Jill Wagner, Jordana Brewster, Almudena Fernandez, Anne Hathaway, Brande Roderick, Vida Guerra, Lara Dutta, Daniela Cicarelli, Rafaela Zanella, and Priscilla Meirelles
Just the thought of any of those women playing for my “team”… damn, forget about if the giants actually make good on getting poz and jarrett tomorrow, i can’t even stand up right now…
April 27th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
get the gun, rope, and knife ready so you can choose multiple ways to do yourself in. being a raiders fan comes with misery…I’ve learned to accept this
April 27th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Julie Bowen, I think she’s still available, got sick of readin 50 comments in.
April 27th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
one last thing before i’m clubbed in the head and dragged away from the computer, to the guys who have rachel specter, rhona mitra, or shakira — let me know if you’re willing to deal
April 27th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Eartha Kitt, now then forever
April 27th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Final Roster:
1. Lacey Chabert
2. Alicia Witt
3. Adriana Lima through trade w/ miamidiesel
4. Jessica White
5. Brooklyn Decker
6. Izabel Goulart
7. Anna Hickman
Free agents:
Yessica Toscanini, Carolina Ardorhain, Anna Semenovich, Kristen Kreuk, Sasha Cohen, Pania Rose, Gabrielle Union, Alena Seredova, Daniela Pestova, Oluchi Onweabaga, Petra Nemcova, Karolina Kurkova, Carla Campbell, Claire Forlani, Isabeli Fontana, Kim Smith, Nikki Cox, Susan Ward AND HELEN MIRREN
April 27th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
queefersuthrland -
quality free agent signings in nikki cox and claire forlani, rounds out a pretty solid team… have fun watching the draft tomorrow
April 27th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
If I only put that much “hard” work into my studying.
What?
I have finals next week?
You’re shitting me.
Really?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Becky: I’m on Olivia Wilde like you wouldn’t believe….. or at least I’d like to be! Why’d you have to bring that up?!?
But for now, Molly Sims will have to do.
Not bad for the 498465943th pick, I’d say.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Kristin Chenoweth
http://www.hitchmagazine.com/wp-content/kristinfhm.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=kristin+chenoweth&svnum=10&hl=en&gbv=2
April 27th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
queefersuthrland –
haha i know the feeling, i still have three finals left myself, and i’m pretty much ready to punt on two of them. i can just picture my job interviews this fall:
Employer: “Your transcript indicates you’re in the bottom quarter of your Penn Law class. Care to explain that?”
Me: “Well sir, I was going to study for Health Law, but then the KSK guys had this great draft idea and I spent all afternoon putting together this blue-balls-inducing murderer’s row of a squad. Only I fell asleep on drafting Kelly Brook and had to spend an hour trying to trade for her to round out my roster. You understand, don’t you?”
Employer: “…”
Me: “Well it was nice meeting you, I’ll show myself out…”
No bullshit – at this one job interview during college, some dude asked me to name my leadership experience, and I mentioned being commissioner of my fantasy football, basketball, and baseball leagues. When he responded he didn’t believe being commissioner of a fantasy league contributed anything to the world and didn’t really require leadership skills, I told him he had probably failed as a human being and had no right to evaluate my employment prospects at his company. Dude left the room and sent someone else in, who was much cooler and actually talked to me about fantasy baseball strategies, and acknowledged my supreme competence at both finance and fantasy sports. Unfortunately for me, the first dude was the one making the hiring decisions. Fuck ‘em; who wants to work at a fag factory like Goldman Sachs anyways? True story.
and with that, i’m out…
April 27th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Free Agents the More
Joanna Krupa
Kelli Garner
Paula Garces
Christina Millian
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Shelly Martinez (ECW’s Ariel)
And from the job hot subgenre…
Shana Hiatt
Brandi Rose Hawbaker
Chantel McNulty
Dana Perino
And yes, Rachel Specter is available for trade…
April 27th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
The one day I’m locked up with work from 12-7, and it’s the day you cede the floor to us.
Who’s left for me to pick with the 384th selection? Bea Arthur?
April 27th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Andie — yep, I think your boys’ team might win for weirdness. But it’s not as bad as I thought; for some reason I thought Milo Ventimiglia was the guy who played Artie on the Sopranos.
As long as I’m here, I taking Andy PPeettiittee (back). And that Brazilian cheerleader who made an appearance here a few weeks ago was the first woman who ever made me consider switching teams — holy fuck was she hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
andrew -
how about anne hathaway and vida guerra for lucy pinder and rachel specter? let me know if that works for you
five hours now i’ve been in-and-out of this shit… incredible
April 27th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Otto — Betty White would be more fun, I think.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
since i just killed a final review group reading this its pick time…
(i havent picked yet, so im going to take more than 1? let me know if theres issues)
amanda paige – nsfw by any means…
http://www.amandapaige.org/
the kelly kelly broad from ecw – sfw…
http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/kellykelly/
and my jailbait pick…the daughter from friday night lights…
http://imdb.com/name/nm1631435/
April 27th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Diesel: Yeah. I think that works for me.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
And also…
Torrie Wilson. Free agent.
April 27th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
A great natural beauty: Kathryn Morris (cold case chick). That, my friends, is a steal.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
andrew: great, you got a deal… with kelly brook and lucy pinder, i got the market cornered on smokin hott british chicks with huge natural racks… and with jill wagner and rachel specter, i got the hott random commercial chicks… now if i could just get shakira my roster would be complete…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
also, as a free agent pickup, i’m adding ali landry, since it doesn’t seem that anyone’s signed her yet
April 27th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
miamidiesel, I will just say this: you don’t have enough semen.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
since it looks like the kid who has shakira actually has some shit to do tonight thats more important than refreshing this draft board, and i need to fill the belly-dancer void on my squad, even though she’s been plowed by the immortal duo of prince and tommy lee, i’m picking the gorgeous mayte garcia (http://www.maytegarciaonline.com/)
Best. Belly-Dancer. Ever.
Also, since my team is sorely lacking in any sort of oriental Asian presence, and Michelle Wie, Kelly Hu, and Nicole Scherzinger are sadly off the board, I’m gonna pick up Jaymee Ong (Gen-X Cops, anyone?) and Rachel Sterling (actress, former XFL cheerleader – http://us.imdb.com/name/nm1043494)... at this rate i’ll have filled out my 53-woman roster by midnight…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
grimey – that sounds like a challenge…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Jeez people, what’s with grabbing groups at a time and putting together rosters with like 30 or more? Share!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
“That kid who has Shakira” had to leave work to catch the last bus, and then got bumrushed by a dinner invite, ha. Since I’m sticking to my LLFD rules, any trade of Shakira would have to include Beyonce. Hit me with an offer, ha.
(BTW, I’m totally reviewing this draft at the LLFD blog tonight or tomorrow.) I’ll hit KSK with the link, either in this thread or by email or something.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
ok so i know that i’ll be made fun of for this one but
eli manning.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
By the way, I traded down all day and ended up with the next 26 picks.
I take all the models on Deal or No Deal.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
@xtine:
Seriously?
@the brooklyn boy:
Can I get some props for getting Laetita Casta as late as I did? If it gets me extra credit, I live in Brooklyn too. *g*
April 27th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
SLEEPER ALERT. Kerry Wood’s hot girlfriend (wife?) circa Cubs-Marlins NLCS. Hell yeah!
Best of all, she’s from the Chicago burbs. Sorry, can’t find a picture that does here justice.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Miami: You say you have cornered the market on English Chicks with nautral breasts?
Two words. Jennifer Ellison. Free Agent.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Whew, that was alot of work…given that pretty much everyone except Star Jones has been taken at this point, I’ll go with the following:
1- Eva Larue
2- Kelly Monaco
3- Nikki Cox
4- Daisy Fuentes
5- Vanessa Marcil
Oh, and UM…Taylor Hanson’s a dude. I don’t care how many magazines you have.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
anyone take shannon elizabeth yet?
April 27th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
brooklyn boy – afraid i can’t deal beyonce for shakira, i got enough latin flavor, plus beyonce’s higher on my value chart…
fatty – queefersuthrland picked up nikki cox off the free agent list before he checked out…
andrew – very true, but i definitely had brook and pinder atop my draft board at that position…
only because this is the most fun i’ll have had between last monday and next wednesday (when finals are finally over), i’m gonna recap my draft:
1. Aishwariya Rai
2. Kelly Brook (via trade w/ queefersuthrland)
3. Chasey Lain
4. Caterina Murino
5. Beyonce
6. Maria Menounos
7. Alina Vacariu
8. Lena Headey
9. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
10. Marisa Tomei
11. Angie Cepeda
12. Mariah Carey
13. Jennifer Lopez
14. Josie Maran
15. Madonna
Via trade w/ andrew: Lucy Pinder, Rachel Specter
FA’s: Sunny Leone, Mary Castro, Jill Wagner, Jordana Brewster, Almudena Fernandez, Brande Roderick, Lara Dutta, Ali Landry, Mayte Garcia, Jaymee Ong, Rachel Sterling, Daniela Cicarelli, Rafaela Zanella, and Priscilla Meirelles
there, 31 beautiful babies, one for each night of the month (i didn’t hear anyone say you had to bang out every single one in one night). And for those of you who cry foul because you had work and/or “real” social activities and therefore couldn’t draft such a gigantor roster, i say i’ll put my strongest 5 (and that’s a hard determination to make) against your strongest 5 any day and still come out on top… best of luck to all your NFL teams at the draft tomorrow (unless you’re a Pats fan, then you can go straight to hell)… giggity giggity, giggity goo
April 27th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I want that chick from Bones, Emily Deschanel.
Kick ass bod’, but look at this: http://www.skyone.co.uk/images/programme/66/current/emily.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
miamidiesel-
Shit man, you’re still here? I took a nap, woke up to see the Yanks losing, come back here to see who else got picked up and… damn.
My Strongest Five:
-Adriana Lima (Um, duh?)
-Lacey Chabert (Try and find a more adorable girl out there. When going for cutesiness, you can’t do any better. The post coital cuddle would probably be more awesome than the coitus itself.)
-Alicia Witt (Totally hot, pale, thin redhead)
-Anna Semenovich (Totally hot, tan, big-titted redhead)
-Izabel Goulart (A even skinnier version of Alessandra Ambrosio with a sharp nose. She might actually break after I’m done with her despite the fact that I’m pretty thin.)
April 27th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
A couple of bad apples on that squad who could create clubhouse turmoil in Mariah Carey and Madonna. God, the catfights in that clubhouse would be classic!
April 27th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
I don’t know if neone said it cuz I only read the first 100 comments but Carla Cugino
The Broad from sin city and Entourage.
She’s really doin it
April 27th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
With Bellucci, Weisz, Miller, and a dozen others off the board, I’ll go the older route, too, and take the one remaining lady I really dig:
Connie Britton, better known as the hot mom from a half dozen TV shows.
It’s a system QB pick, but since it’s the equivalent of the seventh freaking round, I think it’s awesome.
uno
dos
tres
April 27th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Since I’m late to the party, damn those fuckers who expect me to actually “work” during the day, I’m gonna have to go with a sleeper pick: Jenna Van Oy. Why? Some women, you can put a drink on her ass. Jenna Van Oy? You can put a whole bar on her ass.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Wow you people are freakin’ insane. 413 comments and still counting. God bless you all.
@miamidiesel
31 picks. Damn, you’ve got a lot of free time on your hands this Friday. It’s Miller Time, go get shit faced.
I’ll take Mya
http://king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mysainside1.jpg
She reminds me of this Welsh girl I used to go out with. Smokiiiiiin’. Feel the sizzle.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
@tracer bullet
Jenna Von Oy was taken about 9 hours ago. Sorry.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
THE LAST FINAL WE’RE SERIOUS FREE AGENTB PICK-UP LIST!
April Scott
Avril Lavigne
Holly Valance
Kim Smith
Michelle Branch
Sarah Michelle Gellar
French Popstar Alizee
Karima Adebe
Rihanna
Willa Ford
Final Rosier
1) Eva Mendes
2) Anne Hathaway (From queefer thru Miamidiesel)
3) Angelina Jolie
4) Sophia Bush
5) Torey Castellano (Job hot reach)
6) Charlize Theron
7) Layla Kayleigh
8) Nora Zehetner
9) Vida Guerra
10) Joanna Krupa
11) Kelli Garner
12) Paula Garces
13) Christina Millian
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead
15) Shelley Martinez (ECW’s Ariel)
Undrafted Free Agents: Shana Hiatt, Brandi Hawbaker, Chantel McNulty, Dana Perino, Torrie Wilson, Jennifer Ellison, April Scott, Avril Lavigne, Holly Valance, Kim Smith, Michelle Branch, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alizee, and Karima Adebe.
29 Picks. All Sexy. The greatest leap year ever. Ever.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
And Rihanna and Willa Ford make 31…
I embarrasingly drafted, but rocked the party in Free Agency.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Andrew-
I signed Kim Smith and sorry, I didn’t release her. I have her ass, er rights. I mean ass… and tits.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Queef: Oopsie.
So, how about Vanessa Hudgens? Still on the board?
High School Musical Style!
April 28th, 2007 at 12:02 am
Fuck. Best post idea ever and I missed the whole damn thing. There’s no way I’m gonna go back and read 419 posts to figure out what the hell is going on. Damn you people.
My first three picks were taken in the first 5 posts anyways, but still. Damn you.
April 28th, 2007 at 12:22 am
I’ve actually been productive for a couple of hours now, so figured I’d check in again:
andrew – great pick on willa ford. and i really shouldn’t have slept on dana perino… fuck, why didn’t i watch c-span today?
queefer – goddamn the yankees blow. pains me to say it, but mariano is probably washed up, and i’m glad cashman didn’t give him an extension over the winter. as it is, he blew the world series in 2001 and two of the last four alcs games in 2004 when boston came back, but now he can’t even be good in the regular season. plus miami (my surrogate nba team with the knicks destined to suck as long as dolan is around) got its ass handed to it again to go down 0-3 to the douchebag bulls. just a fucking sterling night in sports for me. oh well, at least the warriors are taking it to dallas….
as for the draft, how did we go 420 posts without anyone picking sharon stone, tanith belbin, or amanda beard? i immediately sign all of them to the veteran’s minimum and assign them to the practice squad, though at the very least belbin will probably be on the gameday roster…
April 28th, 2007 at 1:32 am
Miami: Well as you could see by the fifth round pick “job hot” was a skill that added draftability to certain people that would have otherwise gone undrafted.
And as for Willa Ford? I have to give all my credit to my C-List scouting team.
And if we’re getting practice squads…consider Gemma Atkinson, Brittany Murphy, and Ashley Tisdale signed.
(The 2006 Draft was barren to the cupboard.)
April 28th, 2007 at 1:39 am
Due to the massive amount of excitement (and traffic to my blog) this added to a work-addled Friday, I actually checked this after coming back from my night out.
jh – Casta that late was money. Very solid choice, though the Model category is deep enough that everyone usually ends up with their favorite, unless other people are out to screw you.
miamidiesel – Beyonce ahead of Shakira, eh? Interesting … I like the crazy chicks, so Mariah might make a solid substitute. … Or I might bang out Shakira first, and then trade her rights. That’s like trading a guy the other owner doesn’t know is on the DL. Haha.
Also, your late Belbin/Beard picks locked up the remaining Athletes. Well done.
jackin4beats – VERY SOLID choice with mya some 350+ picks deep. She led off my “Quick Hits” column the other day – and she’s dual-eligible as a Model.
April 28th, 2007 at 2:26 am
Claudia Cardinale, the chick in Once Upon a Time in the West (circa 1968). Tell me you wouldn’t want to grab those titties!
April 28th, 2007 at 2:30 am
Fuckin’ work. If it wasn’t for that, Gerard Butler would be mine, all mine… goddammit. And Ryan Reynolds (no shirt, oh yeah) and Wentworth Miller too (also sans shirt). I don’t know shit about the draft, but I got here late and read almost every comment, so I’m gonna list all at once (at least I’m not going back in time, like some people):
Gary Dourdan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0235427/
Matthew Fox http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289142/
Chow Yun Fat http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000334/
Sendhil Ramamurthy (the Indian hottie on Heroes) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm070798
And if I was gonna go lez, well, damn, it’s hard to beat Kate Beckinsale, and you know what, Jennifer Tilly, too.
April 28th, 2007 at 2:38 am
How could I forget Djimon Hounsou http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005023/
April 28th, 2007 at 3:11 am
Dammit, if I can’t get Jenna Van Oy, how about Sallie Richardson. That there is smooth milk chocolate. I’ll also take Nigella Lawson (she can cook and she has ass for months) and Stacie Murray from the show “Hu$tle.” I likes the Britons.
I need a redhead and an Asian. I’ll take Shirley Manson from the band garbage (who’s on record as being an afficianado of golden showers) and Denyce Lawton. Black and South Korean? Hellz yeah.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/asiancelebs/?p=199
And, for a little more international flava, Shenaz.
Fuck, I can’t believe somebody beat me to Jenna Van Oy.
April 28th, 2007 at 3:45 am
Cameron Diaz… I apologize to someone else if this was already picked, but I did a search and it didn’t find anything for Cameron or Diaz… That being said, I can’t believe she made is past 400 picks or so… If she really did, shame on all of you, and if you’re listening Cameron, I promise to treat you right.
Creepy? Yeap
April 28th, 2007 at 4:24 am
I’ll just take 2:
Gabrielle Reese
Katherine Heigl
April 28th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Hmmm, I really wanted Emilie De Ravin, but I’m gonna have to settle for Yunjin Kim.
http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2006/09/yunjinkim-arena.jpg
April 28th, 2007 at 5:39 am
I won’t be one of those guys who shows up really late and takes five picks.
I’ll only take two.
Uma Thurman and Jenifer Connelly.
April 28th, 2007 at 6:08 am
ok, so i woke up at fuckin 5:30am so i could hit the gym and then get some studying for finals done before the start of the nfl draft… no one (even BDD) is as hardcore as i…
william – i can’t believe cameron diaz was still on the board that late. i’m at a loss for words…
brooklyn boy – if we actually end up doing a mariah-shakira trade, it will be contingent on shakira passing a full body physical. i’ll waive the physical if you’re willing to do j-lo for shakira straight up instead though. although it probably won’t matter — no one will ever get as deep as me… just wait till beyonce testifies after i reach depths that gay-z can’t even dream of…
as for some early morning pickups that seem to have cleared waivers overnight, i’m picking abby mcgrew (eli manning’s fiancee… if somebody can take kerry wood’s g/f, i can take eli’s, that motherfucker owes me anyways since i’m a giants fan, and he’s gonna pay what he owes — http://www.alumni.olemiss.edu/photos/NYC%20-%20new/NYC%20-%20new-Pages/Image4.html — that’s her all the way on the left), jennifer lamiraqui (http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/random-supermodel-of-the-day-jennifer-lamiraqui/), leann tweeden, nadine velazquez, stacy sanches, abi titmus, roselyn sanchez, stacy ferguson, and rebecca romijn (how is she still available?)… as far as roster transactions go, i’m gonna demote rachel sterling, rafaela zanella, priscilla meirelles, and mayte garcia to the practice squad, and promote tanith belbin, leann tweeden, nadine velazquez, and jennifer lamiraqui to the active roster (the rest of my morning pickups report to the practice squad)… fuck, my practice squad could run shit against some people’s starters… let’s keep this thing going strong throughout nfl draft weekend….
April 28th, 2007 at 6:15 am
one other thing — if somebody could enlighten my dumbass as to how to hyperlink on a name (so that, for example, you could click on ‘abby mcgrew’ and see the picture i tried pasting the link for), it’d be much appreciated. for those of you who don’t know who jennifer lamiraqui, i can’t emphasize strongly enough how you need to do a google image search on her ASAP — laetitia casta ain’t got shit on her
April 28th, 2007 at 6:25 am
MiamiDiesel: Okay, you want a T&A Race, you got one
9 More free agents.
Erika Christensen
Devon Aoki
Nikki Reed
Bryce Dallas Howard
Piper Perabo
Amber Tamblyn
Liz Vassey
Morgan Webb (I’ll see your manjaw…)
Erica Durance
April 28th, 2007 at 8:39 am
OK…after a hard night of drinking, I’m back for day 2 of the draft. This is where you get value picks. And since we’re already in free-agency (fuck you guys that started that, by the way) I’m going to throw out my late-round flyers.
My final roster shakes out like this:
#1 Lucy Liu
#2 Paulina Rubio
#3 Rachael Leigh Cook
#4 Jordan Ladd
#5 Elle Mcpherson (she’s “the body” people…how is she still available?)
#6 Christy Turlington
#7 Mariska Hargitay
#8 Diane Neal (this completes my law & order threesome…giggity)
#9 Emily Mortimer (always had a huge crush…she’s adorable)
#10 Rachel True (almost went with Stacey Dash or Traci Bingham here, but I’m all over Rachel)
#11 Melissa Auf Der Maur (redhead + bass player = i’m in love)
#12 Julia-Louis Dreyfus
#13 Bonnie Bernstein (after sex you could discuss how big of a tool Jeremy Shockey is…)
#14 Katie Daryl (google her)
#15 Liz Cho (i used to stay up late and watch her anchor “world news now”)
I grabbed all of these around #450…that’s some serious value. My list looks nice, although I’m still mad about Pampita, Jill Hennessy (my dream law & order 4-some damnit), and liz phair. They were all on my board. Either way, I’ve completely owned this draft.
April 28th, 2007 at 8:42 am
I knew Brady Quinn’s draft status was falling, but not this far! http://boifromtroy.com/wp-content/Brady_Quinn.jpg
And I’m not even gay.
April 28th, 2007 at 9:19 am
Um… ladies (and gents, even) I am disappointed. I take the one and only Sex Cannon, Rex Grossman.
My team has currently only one player… but COME ON !
April 28th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Adding Nicole Kidman.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Hey, Drew. Quinn is still available and the Vikings are on the clock. Mu-hoo-ha-ha-haaa.
Oh, and I’m picking up Laila Ali. Every team needs an intimidator.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I don’t draft until the 400’s and I still get Christine Lakin?
Suck it, STEAL OF THE DRAFT.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
andrew – you call a T&A race, then pick up bryce dallas howard? really? piper perabo though, that one cut close to home
more importantly, we’re at a point in the nfl draft where brady quinn might end up on the vikings… it’s kind of cold-hearted, but fuck, i’d love to see the inevitable BDD meltdown that would follow something like that
April 28th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
damn, looks like BDD dodged a bullet there…
so if quinn winds up on miami (and *cough* south beach), wouldn’t it all but guarantee he would be the new sex cannon? i mean quinn would be plowing men, but still, with the pace he would set, rexy could never keep up
April 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Dammit. I guess the Devil will be using Drew’s soul as asswipe for the foreseeable future.
I’ll take Jarah Mariano, an Asian-American supermodel . I need more Asians.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
tracer bullet – great pick on jarah mariano, i’m legitimately disappointed in myself for not getting to her first… though at least i still have jennifer lamiraqui
twoeightnine – i’ll see your christine lakin with an angela watson and raise you suzanne sommers, who we both know was the real t&a on that show… yea i said it, come get it back
alright time for a serious pick… since i’m missing a busty swede on my team, i’m picking former playmate of the year victoria silvstedt… per the imdb scouting report, she is “Just shy of six feet tall with crystal blue eyes and flaxen blonde hair”, and posted a 35 and a 1/2 inch chest at the combine… now THAT is a value pick my friends
April 28th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I hope she wasn’t the T&A of that show, she was 13 and played a tomboy. I stand by my pick and will need no other picks, ever.
http://a675.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_eec24d593b47c0797e10ef008c7090ba.jpg
April 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Miami: Bryce Dallas Howard? It would be the Ted Ginn of the draft if it wasn’t so late.
I got blinded by my comic book homerism. And she’s only a practice squad pick anyway, it’s not like I was passing up a need.
(Unlike a team drafting a defensive tackle with Greg Olsen and Robert Meacham on the board.)
April 28th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
My final roster shakes out like this:
#1 Lucy Liu
#2 Paulina Rubio
#3 Rachael Leigh Cook
#4 Jordan Ladd
#5 Elle Mcpherson
#6 Christy Turlington
#7 Mariska Hargitay
#8 Diane Neal
#9 Emily Mortimer
#10 Rachel True
#11 Melissa Auf Der Maur
#12 Julia-Louis Dreyfus
#13 Bonnie Bernstein
#14 Katie Daryl
#15 Liz Cho
#16 Lisa Loeb
#17 Gina Gershon
#18 Courtney Cox
#19 Paget Brewster
#20 Rebecca Grant
#21 Traci Bingham
#22 Drea de Matteo
#23 Shannon Doherty
#24 Andrea Corr
#25 Natalie Imbruglia
Still ruling this portion of the draft.
April 28th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
andrew: true, i shouldn’t overlook the fact she’s in the new Spiderman movie, which is definitely some extra credit.
is it just me, or does suzy kolber look even more bangin than usual at the draft today? i’m living for her draftee interviews right now, and seriously jealous i didn’t pick her up in our draft… damn that joe namath…
April 28th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
HA! I’m all the way on the other side of the world, and I’m picking on Day 2, when no one else is even caring about this…
and I get to pick Drew Barrymore, the love of my life since ET. Granted, she dimmed a little with the marrying of Tom Someone-Needs-To-Castrate-Me Green; but she still can work it for me.
April 28th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I take Lady Andrea. Likes sports, not afraid to play in the mud, and appreciates a beautiful woman for definite 3 way potential. Now there’s a draft pick with unlimited upside!
April 29th, 2007 at 12:03 am
At this point in time I’ll take the following:
Cobie Smulders
Elizabeth Mitchell
Monica Potter
Heather Kozar
Meg White
April 29th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Sweet baby Jesus wrapped in swaddling cloths.
450 picks and a draft that goes through the night? You men (and women) are totally insane. I love it.
@the brooklyn boy
Sallie Richardson was a freakin’ steal. Nuff respect.
@dick_gozinia
Liz Cho is outstanding. I should slap myself twice for not thinking about her; she’s an anchor on the Ch. 7 news @ 11pm in NY. Well played.
@miamidiesel
I learned how to create hyperlinks by right clicking on this site and selecting View Source. It shows you the HTML code you need.
OK, on to the value picks. I only need 3 more for an even 10…
8- Nikki Cash for my Asian flava
9- Ki-Toy Johnson from the OutKast video “The Way You Move.” You want tits and ass? I’LL GIVE YOU TITS AND ASS!!!
10- Silvia Irabien for some creamy Mexican flava.
So to finally recap:
1- Shilpa Shetty
2- Sade
3- Vanessa Minnillo
4- Ciara
5- Aisha Tyler
6- Angie Everhardt
7- Mya
8- Nikki Cash
9- Ki-Toy Johnson
10- Silvia Irabien
April 29th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Oh wait:
11- Elisabeth Rohm is still HOTTT!!! My Law & Order flava is secure.
April 29th, 2007 at 2:42 am
your mom.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:36 am
also, Julie Banderas of Fox News
I’m ignoring the free agency crap, I get Kreuk :)
April 29th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Elisabeth Shue — I did a search and she didn’t come up. An absolute steal in my opinion, as I’ve been in love w/ her since Adventures in Babysitting. (Shut-up, I was 9)
April 29th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
very late entry: parker posey.
April 29th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Oh! Oh oh! Monica Keena.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Need someone in the trenches. The girls from the Mexican TV show Secretos
April 29th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Brittany Daniel.
Aisha Tyler.
April 29th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Late Sunday Free Agent Signing Bulletin:
Maura Tierney has signed a multi-year deal with Donald, who has also picked up free agents Beyonce Knowles, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Denise Richards, Gina Gershon, Demi Moore and Sigourney Weaver. And for pornstar nastiness, Belladonna.
April 29th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Leilani Dowding :
NSFW
April 29th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
marilyn monroe…(i hope no one picked her already)
and I don’t even want any more picks after picking her up in the baggillionth round. Foxiest women ever.
April 29th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Dry Canada-
You want a corpse?
Because in that case I’ll sign Grace Kelly. Her corpse is 20 years younger and Grace was IMO a better looking broad than Monroe, but make no mistake, if I were alive in the 50’s they’d be my 1-2 punch easily.
April 29th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
A few from the free agent stack:
Angie Harmon
Sabrina Lloyd
Sonya Walger
Mia Kirshner
and she may have lost her fastball, but you’d think Jennifer Aniston would still merit a selection.
April 29th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Okay, to recap my draft and final roster (in no particular order), hopefully with the successful use of hyperlinking (NSFW)…
Aishwariya Rai (for some reason that thing around her neck just puts my dick on swole
Kelly Brook
Caterina Murino (Bond girl from Casino Royale)
Maria Menounos
Alina Vacariu
Beyonce
Lena Headey
Yamila Diaz-Rahi
Marisa Tomei
Angie Cepeda
Mariah Carey
Jennifer Lopez
Josie Maran
Rachel Specter
Lucy Pinder
Sunny Leone
Mary Castro
Jill Wagner
Lara Dutta
Tanith Belbin
Brande Roderick
Ali Landry
Jennifer Lamiraqui
Leann Tweeden
Victoria Silvstedt
Daniela Cicarelli
Stacy Ferguson
Jaymee Ong
Rachel Sterling
Nadine Velazquez
Stacy Sanches
Priscilla Meirelles
Rafaela Zanella
Almudena Fernandez
Amanda Beard
Roselyn Sanchez
Rebecca Romijn
Jordana Brewster
Mayte Garcia
Abi Titmus
Chasey Lain
Sharon Stone
Jamie Luner
Madonna
Hot Females on Univision’s Gata Salvaje
Abby McGrew (all the way on the left — sadly, Eli Manning’s fiancee)
there you go, my roster at the end of this weekend long ’selection meeting’. definitely a deep and talented team with something for every taste. i’m not even gonna bother to try to rank my top 5; the competitive “juices” that might have inspired that have long since left me (though aishwariya would definitely be my personal #1), and besides, the way i look at it, this whole thing was just a celebration of beautiful women and spank material. it’s clear that i need to work on my east asia scouting, but i am thankful for learning about nikki cash and jarah mariano via this draft. also, kudos to the late daisy fuentes and silvia irabien picks, those two definitely slipped through the cracks. so enjoy; i’m looking forward to brooklyn boy’s review of these festivities…
April 30th, 2007 at 1:58 am
I’ll give props where they are due, although my starting 5 and ridiculously deep bench are impressive.
@ jackin4beats – aisha tyler is adorable.
@ mdz – i watched sportsnight just for sabrina lloyd.
@ killbillwirtz – total steal on ms. dowding, and you own a little peice of my heart because of your name.
@ donald – maura tierney is a doll, but unfortunately for you, ms. gershon signed a lengthy contract with the dick gozinia traveling all-stars several hours ago.
@ miamidiesel – i like the nadine velasquez pickup, but can’t get behind your fergie signing.
@ andrew – the alizee pick is very underrated and mary elizabeth winstead is some seriously up-and-coming heat. good show indeed.
Oh well, at least I still got the hottest asians (Lucy Liu and Liz Cho).
April 30th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
how did someone pick katie price before picking posh spice? thats a lil like the chargers taking craig davis before choosing dwayne jarrett
since im late to the party, ill build on free agents…
Victoria Beckham
Rashida Jones (Karen on The Office)
Alicia Keys (anyone else see her in the hooker outfit in Smokin Aces?)
April 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Holy shit am I late for this. It’s like all thats left in Radio City Music Hall is the Soul Glo residue from Mel Kiper’s hair. In that case, let me take 2.
I interviewed her, I pick her.
Kayden Kross
and upcoming totally gorgeous Nafisa Teague.
I’m gonna let you look her up on your own. She’s 18, a model from Minnesota, half-Indian and 100% gorgeous.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
For anyone interested, I finally posted my draft recap at the Laminated List Fantasy Draft. Enjoy it, kids.
Sorry it took so long. –TBB
May 1st, 2007 at 11:17 am
I am bored at work and extremely late for this but here goes my raiding of the free agent market.
Jamie Presley
Kelly Ripa
Bai Ling
Mindy Kaling (Kelly from The Office)
Anchal Joseph (google her)
Rolleta Lynn (Gotham Girls Roller Derby Represent)
Mary Louise Parker
Marsha Thomason (from Las Vegas & Lost)
Maggie Grace
Gerri Halliwell
Candace Parker (gotta love the 6′4 chicks)
That chick that sat across the C train from me this morning
Teagan Pressely
Kimora Lee Simmons
TYRA BANKS
Carrie Westcott (Ms. September 1993)
Lisa Guerrero
Kathy Ireland
Kobe Tai
……. Ands I’m spent.
Somebody please tell me how I came in to this draft 5 days late and still came out with this line up.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:46 pm
1 more Angie Martinez. If you ride then train in NYC you’ve seen her new Hot 97 billboards. I am a sucker for a Puerto Rican with a New York accent.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I’m a week late and too lazy to to read, but rest assured, if jenna fischer was anywhere on the board, i’d take her in a heartbeat. I mean…you saw Blades of Glory right? My God.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I pick two since I came to this late:
1. Olivia Munn
2. Jewel
And I am willing to make a trade.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I came to this WAyyyy to late…but here goes
1. Anna Rawson (pro golfer and former model)
2. Tori Praver of SI Swimsuit fame
3. Britney Snow (American Dreams, …Must Die)
4. Lily Alllen (because she likes it in the backdoor)
5. Ashley Simpson…post plastic but pre Pete Wentz
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Late to the party too, and…. Biggest. Steal. Ever.
Denise Milani.
http://denisemilani.com/
http://www.myspace.com/denisemilani
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 am
Is it just me or did no one pick Megan Fox???
If not, she’s mine. And she’s all i need ;)
July 14th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Noemie Lenoir….