It’s Your Turn To Draft And Be Sexy


We’ve done many a mock draft these past few weeks. But why should we, the KSK Gay Mafia, be the only ones who get to have all the fun? We’re gonna bypass the usual cheerleader post and present you with the first-ever KSK commenter mock draft. And you get the top mock draft of them all: Famous Women Or Men You Get For An Evening. The rules here are very simple. This is a celebrity you get for a night to do with as you please. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one person, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another person. And please, try and provide some linkage for the masses. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate.

Oh, and no picking Keeley Hazell. I took her first. Enjoy the draft everyone. And the NFL draft as well.

NOTE: One other rule: No time traveling. You pick someone in their current metaphysical state. No “Liz Taylor whe she was thin” bullshit.

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472 Responses to “It’s Your Turn To Draft And Be Sexy”

  1. Signal to Noise Says:

    ScarJo. Easy.

  2. Captain Caveman Says:

    Dammit! Biel.

  3. Dan Says:

    Christina Aguilera. Dirrty one. The new classy one. Either way the hotness is transcendent.

  4. Sean Says:

    Excellent, I’m definitely taking
    Christina Aguilera in 1999. At that time, she was the B-list to Britney, so she would’ve done kinky shit like invited another girl into the bed:

    http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/christinagenie.gif

  5. BeaverFever Says:

    monica bellucci.

  6. Gimel's Mustache Says:

    I’ll take Alba then.

  7. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Alba at 5 is a great value pick.

  8. BoSox Siobhan Says:

    So obvious and uninspired, fellas. You can do better, I just know it.
    And I pick Thomas Jefferson.
    Tall, smart and powerful beyond comprehension.
    Even though he seems to prefer his freakiness in chocolate form, I think I have enough junk in the trunk to keep him happy for a night.

  9. Gimel's Mustache Says:

    Don’t worry, I’ve got a sleeper waiting in the wings.

  10. Aaron Says:

    Penelope Cruz, absolutely. Exotic, Hot, Beautiful, and a super sexy accent. Score!

  11. Signal to Noise Says:

    Siobhan: I guess the parameters do allow for dead people.

  12. mmmm beefy Says:

    Ben Franklin…the man was a genius and a pimp

    we could start off with some intelligent discussion and then go pick up some bitches. I mean what girl could resist Ben Franklin.

  13. devang Says:

    Janelle, the Eagle cheerleader. i don’t give a fuck that I’m a Giants fan

  14. dcat Says:

    In keeping with the principle of fuck crazy, don’t spend more than one night with (or for the love of God adopt kids with) Crazy, I’d take Angeline Jolie.

    dcat

  15. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    And I take Marisa Miller for the win.

  16. Scott Says:

    Alessandra Ambrosia, hands down.
    http://berrylish.com/gallery/Alessandra%20Ambrosia/slides/vslingerie37.html

  17. save the steagles Says:

    Tom Brady, in the shower of the Gillette locker room and possibly on the 50 yard line if there’s time.

  18. Chopper Dave Says:

    Tiffany
    Amber
    Thiessen

    giggity.

  19. Signal to Noise Says:

    Damn you, Drew.

    Salma Hayek, would probably still be hot when she hits 50.

  20. miamidiesel Says:

    Aishwariya Rai

    Fuck you, I win

  21. Gimel's Mustache Says:

    Naturally, Drew took my “sleeper” so I’m taking Jessica Simpson for Round 2.

  22. Gimel's Mustache Says:

    That’s a mute Jessica Simpson, by the way.

  23. nation_of_islam_sportsblog Says:

    Sirs, We’ll take Pam Grier, from her Foxy Brown day…

    http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f3/Pam_Grier.jpg/180px-Pam_Grier.jpg

  24. Josh Says:

    Lindsay Lohan, at age 17 (Mean Girls era)

  25. grungedave Says:

    not waiting 10 minutes… I’ll turn my draft card in early:

    Eliza Dushku

  26. Redhead Says:

    Russell Crowe circa Gladiator.

  27. J.L. White Says:

    I am a man of eclecctic tastes, so….

    Kate Hudson

  28. John S. Says:

    wait wait wait…. the rules are not clear!!!

    If I choose “Lynda Carter” do I get to choose the 1978 model or am I stuck with the 2007 one? Similarly, if I were to choose “Cleopatra” do I just get a pile of dust?

    That being said…

    I take H.R.H. Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine, Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.

  29. SlickBomb Says:

    Erin from Esurance! Wait, wrong thread.

    Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.

  30. David Says:

    Amanda bynes
    (what a girl wants era)

  31. Wormfather Says:

    Damn you Dan, dam you to hell taking Christina, you’ll regret that.

    Well, I’m gonna go ahead and draft Elin Nordegren…thats right, Mrs. Woods…teach her a thing or two about a good stroke.

    http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/tapins/elin_nordegren.jpg

  32. jrhodes5150 Says:

    Ana Beatriz Barros, bitches.

    Obligatory pics:
    http://home.comcast.net/~lnsfcomish/_Ana-Beatriz-Barros-01.jpeg
    http://www.skotcher.com/wallpapers/celebrites%20feminines/ana%20beatriz%20barros/Ana_Beatriz_Barros_39.jpg
    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/daflow669/50df8_anaBB072.jpg

  33. devang Says:

    Damn you Miamidiesel!! And, she’s my countrywoman too!!

  34. miamidiesel Says:

    With my 2nd round pick, I’m going with Adriana Lima.

    Aishwariya Rai & Adriana Lima 1-2…I got exotic on lockdown…. BDD ain’t got shit on me

  35. Dan Says:

    Faith of “In Bed with Faith.”
    Blonde, British, big tits, takes it in the ass. Sleeper or reach?
    You decide.

  36. My Insignificant Life Says:

    My favorite MILF - Cindy Crawford

  37. Sean Says:

    Damnit Josh, nice pick.

    I’m cheating, but I take whoever wins this competition: http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/

  38. Signal to Noise Says:

    Latinas, back to back — give me Rosario Dawson!

  39. miamidiesel Says:

    @ devang: My countrywoman too, which made it all the more important to keep her from the foreign devils…

  40. devang Says:

    I pick whoever Hugh Hefner is banging currently.

    I win.

  41. Dan Says:

    That link is NSFW, by the way.

  42. John S. Says:

    Stacy Keibler

  43. The Young Nucleus Says:

    How in fuck did Emanuelle Chriqui last this long?! Dibs!

  44. devang Says:

    @miamidiesel. Good, as long as she is not in the hands of one of the foreign. Aishwarya is too preciious for that

  45. John S. Says:

    screw you nucleus!!!!!

  46. HadesGigas Says:

    Michael Clarke Duncan, I lose?

  47. Brandon Jacobs Gut Says:

    oy vey sarah silverman!!

  48. dick_gozinia Says:

    Lucy Liu.

    I guess I am the Knicks in this draft since I never seem to have a first round pick. But unlike the Knicks, I have some serious value in the later rounds.

  49. devang Says:

    Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.

    Slickbomb, you beer-goggling already?

  50. Andrew Says:

    Sophia Loren, I don’t care if she’s sixty, FUCK ALL OF YOU

  51. John S. Says:

    GACK!

  52. jrhodes5150 Says:

    After a night of railing barros, I’m gonna go get plowed with the grand daddy of classical physics… Sir Isaac Newton.

    http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/newton/newton.jpg

  53. miamidiesel Says:

    With his 3rd round pick, the miamidiesel selects…. Chasey Lain

    Most. Fucking. Beautiful. Porn Star. Ever.

    and it goes without saying that she does everything…

  54. Andrew Says:

    Eva Mendes.

    For mid round 3? I say it is gold.

  55. BeaverFever Says:

    porn star Tori Wells back in her prime. star of torid without a cause 1 and 2, shaved and dangerous, the chameleon, night trips, and many other fine xxx from the late 80’s and early 90’s.

  56. Rob I Says:

    I’m not at all shocked that Mandy Moore fell this low, because you all have no taste.

  57. My Insignificant Life Says:

    Gianna Distenca

    Stacy’s Mom - She’s Got It Going On

    http://www.ifilm.com/video/2474027

  58. The Costanzo Says:

    I’m taking Eva Longoria.

    It’s a safe pick, plus she looks like this:

    http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/nov/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_India.jpg

  59. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    I’m claiming fellow Member of the Tribe Natalie Portman. Anyone who needs suggestions should check out our group blog The Laminated List Fantasy Draft. Me and my boys break down who should go where when picking your Laminated List. Captain Caveman accepted an induction into our Visionary Thinking Hall of Fame.

  60. HadesGigas Says:

    Emma Watson

    Is that a squad car outside my window?

  61. Joseph Says:

    Charisma Carpenter.

    http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/carpenter-4.jpg

  62. devang Says:

    Giselle Bundchen.

    Ha!! great 3rd round steal

  63. John S. Says:

    Jesus Christ – I would sit him down in front of a video camera and ask him a million and one questions about everything in the bible and sell the DVD for ten-thousand dollars a pop. I would be a gagillionaire in a matter of weeks and, then, I can get any of the aforementioned women, for any period of time I want.

    So there.

  64. Signal to Noise Says:

    constanzo - but she looks like this without her face.

  65. Robert Says:

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  66. Mark Says:

    Taylor Rain

    I know I’m kinda late gettin’ in here but if I even got to do half the stuff I’ve seen her do on film I would die a happy man

  67. miamidiesel Says:

    Looks like its been another 10 picks… with my 4th pick I’m going with Caterina Murino, the Italian chick from the new Bond movie…

    Aishwariya-Adriana-Chasey-Caterina… a veritable blue-balls-inducing murderer’s row

  68. BeaverFever Says:

    hot french newscaster melissa theuriau.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzBv7G1jE-0

  69. Andrew Says:

    Lucy Pinder.

    Yeah.

    I am young Bobby Betharding this shit.

  70. jrhodes5150 Says:

    Carmella DeCesare… even if she is prancing around with a fruitcake.

    NSFW
    http://xoomer.alice.it/ginello/cdc/index.html

  71. Josh Says:

    Heather Brooke. Nothing even remotely SFW available.

  72. My Insignificant Life Says:

    With my 3rd pick, I select:

    Trish Stratus

    http://www.trishstratus.com/

    Clealy a steal in this draft

  73. Signal to Noise Says:

    To hell with you, Beaver.

    How Kate Beckinsale fell this far is beyond me. Mine now.

  74. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    That’s 10 — I’m going Shakira. The hips don’t lie.

  75. devang Says:

    Aurora Snow

    Now i got blue balls.

  76. John S. Says:

    Buddha

    Same reason as Christ.

    I am sweeping up the cash with a street sweeper and you guys are quibbling about whether you get Lucy Pindar or Heather Brooke for one night.

    tsk tsk tsk

    Truly you lack vision

  77. HadesGigas Says:

    Ines Sainz, some reporter. She’s not much from the front, but she compensates:

    http://www.xboard.us/bbb/xb_pics.php?siteUrl=http://www.lazygirls.info/Ines_Sainz/Ines_Sainz47_Dwtqxv9?id=100270

    Move over, Kevin McHale

  78. miamidiesel Says:

    Steal of the draft? How about Beyonce Knowles, motherfuckers, in the 5th round…

  79. HadesGigas Says:

    (Ahem, better link of my last pic, sorry I spat on protocol)

    http://www.xboard.us/bbb/showthread.php?t=124815

  80. BeaverFever Says:

    Signal to Noise, to hell with me for what ? now what did i do wrong ? you got the first over all pick in this draft.

    with my 4th pick: alyssa milano

  81. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    From here on out, no more time-traveling. You only get to pick people as they currently exist.

  82. Andrew Says:

    Ann Margaret

    http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Ann-Margaret/Pictures/

  83. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Oh, and I take Tebow’s girlfriend.

  84. J.L. White Says:

    I feel like the Minnesota Vikings, delaying my pick and letting other numbnuts get ahead of me and pick.

    Well, I’ll go with Laura Prepon (after de-bleaching her hair back to red).

  85. Mark Says:

    Good pick devang. It was a toss up for me between Her and Taylor Rain.

    I’m going way back here (well 1995 or so) but I pick Ophelie Winter.

    This video made me waste alot of kleenex in high school.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIMMbOECWU

  86. jrhodes5150 Says:

    Damnit drew… I was going to steal Allah from under John S’ nose…

    oh well. Alyssa Milano. Fucking yum.

    http://www.infobih.com/slike/200610121032490.Alyssa-Milano-sexy.jpg

  87. John S. Says:

    BDD - To little too late…

    While I acknowledge my choices were along the “I would wish for more wishes” ilk, I still have managed to lock up any of the women in this thread.

  88. Dan Says:

    Yoko Matsugane.
    I’m after big tits today, I suppose.

    Here she is.

  89. Rob I Says:

    Evan Rachel Wood. I’d have to wash the Marilyn Manson off her first, but it’s worth it.

  90. Matt Says:

    Before this gets too far….

    Joe Namath selects Suzy Kolber.

    (Boo me all you want, but I had to do it.)

  91. sledgod Says:

    Jack White. Mancrush realized.

  92. devang Says:

    Jenn Sterger in the 5th Round.

    yowza!!

  93. Jesse Says:

    I’m going with Veronica Varekova. I know this isn’t a hockey blog, but I freakin’ hate Petr Nedved.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/veronica_varekova/

  94. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    jrhodes … drew just bagged milano a few picks before.

    I’m going for Halle Berry.

  95. John S. Says:

    Maria Bartiromo

    to help me manage all of my millions of dollars after the Christ and Buddah picks.

  96. Robert Says:

    Know what? Fuck it. Liz Lemon.

  97. becky Says:

    I get the metaphysical business, but can there be some sort of “If they weren’t gay” caveat?
    If so, I’m taking Wentworth Miller.
    I can’t believe it’s 2007 and girls would still waste these picks on freaking Tom Brady.

  98. miamidiesel Says:

    Maria Menounos… too bad BDD called no more time travel, or I’d say I preferred her before Vin Diesel, err, contaminated her…

  99. My Insignificant Life Says:

    Ivanka Trump; so I can slap her on the ass and tell her to fix me a sammich and get me a beer….dammit!

  100. Chris Says:

    Elisha Cuthbert

  101. Emil Minty Says:

    all of you, except for the dude who said emmanuelle chriqui, exhibit very poor taste. eva longoria (aka longhorria)? i would rather fuck sand and broken glass.

    winning pick: nastassja kinski.

    http://www.escalextric.net/cutenews/data/upimages/paris_te.jpg

  102. jrhodes5150 Says:

    oh god damnit… I revoke my previous pick and opt instead for Tiara Lestari

  103. Sean Says:

    I’ll chime in and take Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars). Smart, funny, petite, and oh, those eyes.

  104. Unsilent Majority Says:

    I can’t believe I missed this because I was working of all things.

    Let me make up for my absence, I’ll take Mariel Hemingway, Margaret Thatcher, the chick from Total Recall with 3 knockers, and Taylor Hanson.

  105. BeaverFever Says:

    actually i picked alyssa milano, but she might be trade bait.

    next pick: carrie underwood. i need a blond on my team.

  106. Redhead Says:

    becky: the other guy on Prison Break is cuter than Wentworth.

    I pick Mike Mussina.

  107. John S. Says:

    DAMN YOU!!!

    I swear I was taking the three-knockered hooker next.

  108. Mark Says:

    I’m sticking with the porn star picks and going with Sasha Grey. Very young and new but very dirty girl. Awesome!

    For example, wikipedia lists some of her movies as:

    Cum Fart Cocktails #5
    Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
    Hellfire Sex #7
    Sasha Grey Superslut
    Sex Slaves #2
    Tight Teen Twats #2
    Freaky First Timers #2

  109. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    Evangeline Lily - I needed a bible thumping Christian to offset picking a Jew.

  110. Swede Zombie Jesus Says:

    Sofia Vergara of Chasing Papi.

    http://www.sofiavergara.com

    Titsalicious

  111. miamidiesel Says:

    You guys want a real sleeper pick here in the 7th (?) round? Well then I select Alina Vacariu:

    http://innuendo.blogter.hu./?post_id=129046

    That link probably NSFW… you can thank me for introducing you to her after you’re done cleaning up…

  112. devang Says:

    MAria Sharapove with the 6th pick. Oh those legs can crush….

  113. Bandobras Says:

    Seeing as how I’m a little behind,

    I’ll make 2 picks:

    1) Jenna Haze
    2) Maria from WWE

    If anyone objects, I take pick one and make a deal for Maria

  114. jrhodes5150 Says:

    Reon Kadena

    A video for your viewing pleasure:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CnWJ4nygTw

  115. John S. Says:

    Candice Michelle

  116. sledgod Says:

    Pam Beesly…yes.

  117. Sean Says:

    wow- Erin Andrews went this far.. she’s mine now.

  118. Ed in Westchester Says:

    Heidi Klum

    I cannot believe she lasted this long.

  119. Rob I Says:

    Kristen Stewart.

    She’s legal in my state.

  120. Josh Says:

    Ctrl+F “Naomi Watts”

    0 results.

    Fools.

  121. BeaverFever Says:

    the Bush twins, if twins are a package deal. 2 for the price of one pick.

    if not i pick gwen stefani

  122. devang Says:

    @sean

    tossup between her and Sterger.

    I chose Sterger.

  123. Sean Says:

    Ed, she got knocked up by scarface, I mean, Seal. Sorry.

    I can’t wait to check this tonight around 9 PM, and people are still drafting into the “I take Linda Cohn” rounds.

  124. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    sledgod - nice!

    jrhodes - you find kadena on our site?

    Anna Benson. Interviewed her once for an article I was writing. She’s actually HOTTER in person. And with the stripper history, it’s guaranteed animal sex during the one-nighter.

    Gotta run for work. Been fun, fellas.

  125. Dave Mustaine's Sweaty Bullets Says:

    Jennifer Morrison - Cameron from “House” - sweeeet!

  126. BeaverFever Says:

    portuguese song bird: nelly furtado

  127. miamidiesel Says:

    For my next pick I’m taking Lena Headey, the chick who played the queen in the movie “300″… if you watched that movie and didn’t find the queen to be a 9.5-10, you have fucking failed as a man

  128. Grimey Says:

    Leelee Sobieski. Hells yeah.

  129. BeaverFever Says:

    i miss counted and picked too early. i will now wait 20 picks before my next selection.

  130. mamacita Says:

    I pick Drew. Get a sitter and bring the Mrs.

  131. Dan Says:

    Jenna Von Oy.
    White chicks with fat asses. And the ass.

  132. sledgod Says:

    It’s pathetic how much I keep refreshing, waiting for my pick. I am not gonna go all Minnesota Vikings on this draft.

    That said, my third pick is Julianne Moore. Children of Men FTW.

  133. becky Says:

    redhead:
    nuh uh. I would do anything for a pair of blue eyes, not to mention the rest of him is exactly what I like anyway.
    also, he’s an Ivy League grad, so I could even talk to him once I’ve had my way with him!

    along the blue eyes line, I see your Moose and raise you one Scott Proctor.
    I would not mind nursing his arm, his ego, and a few other things….

  134. Mark Says:

    I’m going with Anna Kournikova.

    I don’t care if she’s been used up by 3/4 of the players in the NHL, I still want my turn.

  135. Amphibian Says:

    I’m assuming I’m jumping in somewhere around the 4th or 5th round. AND with the 175th selection, Amphibian picks Mo’Nique Imes.

    The Domino racial naming skit had me crying with laughter. Plus I’d totally boff that.

  136. C4 For the Kids Says:

    Jennifer Garner pre Affleck. First season of Alias, can’t believe she went this low.

  137. John S. Says:

    Eva Mendes

  138. Bandobras Says:

    I waited 20 picks since I made 2.

    Diane Lane

    Her in that movie Unfaithful…FUCK

  139. Trevor Says:

    Aria. Giovanni. FTW.

  140. John S. Says:

    trevor… hotdog. down. hallway.

  141. sledgod Says:

    Quick question, not a pick. When does this end? Do we run this bitch all weekend like the NFL Draft or what? Because Sean’s right, eventually we’ll be in Linda Cohn territory and that won’t be good for anybody.

  142. Jon J. Says:

    Elsa Benítez,
    take your pick of the pics:
    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Elsa+Ben%C3%ADtez&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

  143. miamidiesel Says:

    miamidiesel’s next pick: Yamila Diaz-Rahi… talk about building a fuckin dynasty

  144. Captain Caveman Says:

    Wow, who’s left?

    I guess I’ll take Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

  145. John S. Says:

    already taken

  146. C4 For the Kids Says:

    Hayden Panettiere, the heroes cheerleader. Winner.

    http://64.111.216.18/ul/2166-hp2.jpg

  147. Burnsy Says:

    Grimey, how long have you been blind?

    I’ll take Cleopatra with my first pick and Catherine the Great with my swing pick. I heard she likes horses. We’ll get along great.

    Around round 5 I’m going to take Dakota Fanning. Don’t judge me.

  148. Grimey Says:

    Missy Peregrym, the shapeshifting chick on Heroes.

    And she’s new!

  149. cheswickthecat Says:

    how does Pam Ward last till now? Back off - she’s mine!

    oh and toss in the 1990 Sela Ward and the 1985 Jaclyn Smith.

    I am so done.

  150. miamidiesel Says:

    @john s.: andrew took eva mendes in the 3rd round. Please follow the example of the venerable beaverfever and respect the integrity of this draft…

  151. Signal to Noise Says:

    beaver - it was a “to hell with you” for picking Melissa before I could thing, more like, nice pick.

    Serena Williams, for the ass alone.

  152. My Insignificant Life Says:

    cc Ginsberg has been picked….man, that’s sad.

  153. Mark Says:

    Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnel

    But more for entertainment purposes. And if it were ever the apocalypse I could live of her fat for a while then sleep in her like Luke did on that snowy planet

  154. jrhodes5150 Says:

    Tina Fey. The sense of humor and ability to hold a conversation just makes her that much more attractive to me.

  155. The New York Jets Says:

    With our first pick, we select Mike Penner of the Los Angeles Times.

  156. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Carmen Electra has not been picked?

    YOINK!

  157. Dan Says:

    Danielle Sarahyba. beaverfever, to hell with you for stealing my Carrie Underwood.

    http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_dsarahyba_01.jpg

  158. Redhead Says:

    Becky: Proctor?! Over Moose? What?!?!
    OK, what do you think of Mark Mulder?

    As for Wentworth, I get what you’re saying about the Ivy League education, but I still get the impression he’s a pussy (and no amount of conversation’s going to make that attractive). I still take the other guy from the show, and if I end up wanting a conversation afterward I’ll call my sister.

  159. John S. Says:

    Mendes was taken? OK.. well, in that case, I will just throw some money her later down the road for a pie of that pie.

    With my Mendes pick gone, I go back and take Rachel Weisz

  160. Grimey Says:

    I have a Leelee Sobieski thing. It’s the face-plus-voice combo. Drives me nuts.

  161. John S. Says:

    and by “pie of that pie” I meant “piece of that pie”

  162. Swede Zombie Jesus Says:

    @ sledgod. Fuck. You. Moore was my next pick.
    I’ll sign her away when she hits the free agent market.

    Next pick, Kelly Hu. Lady Deathstrike in X2.

    I’m surprised more Asians aren’t off the board yet.

  163. Hercules Rockefeller Says:

    Minka Kelly’s still on the board?

    not anymore.

  164. miamidiesel Says:

    As someone from Jersey, I feel compelled to take Marisa Tomei, who is like our state’s Athena… so in spite of BDD’s no time travel rule, I’ll take Marisa Tomei next, even if she is on the bad side of 40…

  165. Ben Says:

    Where’s the love?

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

  166. miamidiesel Says:

    @hercules rockefeller: Minka Kelly this late, now that’s the steal of the draft

  167. nation_of_islam_sportsblog Says:

    Any of the hoochies in the “Big Pimpin’” video.

  168. Ben Says:

    Oh, and I trade for someone else’s pick to get Jenna Jameson. I don’t care if it is like throwing a hot dog down a long hallway.

  169. devang Says:

    miamidiesel

    Hey hey hey!! Jersey gets insulted too much already. No Tomei

  170. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Sienna Miller.

    THERE’s a steal.

  171. mamacita Says:

    My turn again. I certainly didn’t mean to turn my back on the other hotties of the KSK Gay Mafia, so I pick the rest of you. The only other one I’ve seen a picture of is Caveman, so he gets to go first.

    And as long as I’m shooting my wad:

    Alessandro Nivola — so fucking hot in Junebug, even if he is a little too skinny; Chris Noth.

  172. sledgod Says:

    Maja Ivarsson from The Sounds.

    http://i2.tinypic.com/20033ua.jpg

    Plus, she’s bisexual. I really wish we had someone breaking this draft down.

  173. Julia Says:

    Eric Bana. Win-win-win.

    And if I were into the vag, I take Kristen Bell as a huge late round steal.

  174. John S. Says:

    Miller and Chriqui both taken

  175. devang Says:

    Emmanuelle Chriqui

    She’s been picked already

  176. AmbientDonkey Says:

    If I have to take someone as they are right now, I’m taking Anna Nicole Smith.

  177. devang Says:

    Janine Lidemuller

  178. J.L. White Says:

    Here’s the steal of steals, and I’m 99% positive she hasn’t been taken yet:

    Kira Knightley

  179. Ben Says:

    Yeah, where’s the Mel Kiper breakdown for this draft?

    I’d at least like to see some numbers from the combine…

  180. Ethan Stanislawski Says:

    I can’t believe I waited this long and still nobody has taken Eva Green. A) I’ve seen her naked in The Dreamers, so I know what I’m getting
    B) I bought that damn body spray simply so she would sleep with me.
    C) I get a girl that even Bond couldn’t get. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one

  181. BeaverFever Says:

    while i was actually doing work for a few minutes BDD stole my carmen electra pick.

    my darkhorse pick: liz phair. she looks and sings like a total slut.

  182. Chris Says:

    Man I am getting a steal. I choose Elin Grindemyr

    Sorta ok for work

  183. John S. Says:

    Oprah Winfrey

    She would be my personal ottoman for the evening whilst I smoke a pipe in a red smoking jacket and read the Iliad in an overstuffed chair by a roaring fireplace.

  184. Grimey Says:

    “Butterfly” from Death Proof, Vanessa Ferlito.

    So when am I gonna get that lapdance?

  185. miamidiesel Says:

    devang: Jersey does get insulted way too much, probably because we’ve allowed that fat fuck Peter King to live amongst us for far too long without any repercussions. That said, Marisa Tomei was slammin back in the day, and her “My Cousin Vinny” character is like a stereotypical northern Jersey girl… hence, the Athena reference

  186. BeaverFever Says:

    j.l. white, i think you are right. how the hell did keira knightly last this long ?

  187. Signal to Noise Says:

    Rachel McAdams.

  188. Julia Says:

    John Krasinski…I love me the tall boys.

    Grimey: Death Proof was so badass.

  189. sledgod Says:

    @J.L. White: I hate you. May Michael Vick’s dogs feast on your entrails.

    Fine. I’m taking Kirsten Dunst with my fifth and final pick.

    To recap: Dunst, Maja Ivarsson, Julianne Moore, Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) and Jack White. Game over.

  190. Rob I Says:

    Jenny Lewis. Indie hot is still hot.

  191. becky Says:

    redhead:
    See: blue eyes.
    Fine, if you don’t like that pick, I’ll take Alex Smith.
    Mmmmmmmmmm, Alex Smith.
    And I already specified Wentworth as straight man. In fact, I’ll take him as a PRETEND straight man. What can I say? I like to banter with my boys.

  192. J.L. White Says:

    I’m here to win people, not make bad “let me choose ugly chicks to get a lugh” picks.

    Elin Nordegren

  193. jrhodes5150 Says:

    The brazilian women’s soccer team featured in these pics. Yeah, I took a team. Bite me.

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/88208180_bulletinboardforum_com.jpg

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil3.jpg

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil4.jpg

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil5.jpg

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/BrazilianWomen27sSoccerTeam14.jpg

  194. Sean Says:

    OK.. +1 the NYJets

    Now I’m taking The Sports Gal. And because I’d do anything I want to her, I’d do something that involves a red sox hat, a book, and anal

  195. Julia Says:

    Damnit Signal to noise, you took my next pseudo-lesbian pick.

  196. AmbientDonkey Says:

    Heather Graham

    http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/GHI/heathergraham2.jpg

  197. Dsanchez Says:

    I’m getting a late start. I choose 5 of the six girls from Full House. Candace Cameron still hot, Jodie Sweetin (even hotter now that she is off the meth), The Olsen Twins (Hot and Twins), Lori Loughlin (still hot)

  198. Dan Says:

    Amy Poehler! Smart and psychotic.

  199. miamidiesel Says:

    Looks like its time for my turn again… I pick Angie Cepeda

    http://angiecepeda.altervista.org/

    http://www.hot.ee/ats149/cepeda1.html

    The second link is NSFW.

    Between Alina and Angie, I got some serious sleepers…

  200. becky Says:

    I’m seriously amazed nobody wants Olivia Wilde.

  201. Dan Says:

    Shocking steal, Rachel Bilson.

  202. Chopper Dave Says:

    Just to piss off Ufford…

    Sarah Spain.

  203. Dsanchez Says:

    Vanessa Ferlito is a reach even this far down. She looks like someone hit he face with a frying pan.

  204. Dsanchez Says:

    Tera Patrick

  205. BeaverFever Says:

    another one i can’t believed i missed: milla jovovich. very nice, sexy time !

  206. Bandobras Says:

    I take Texas Gal on the condition that she only gets to wear the Longhorn cheerleader outfit…and I mean the hot one….with the chaps and hot pants

    Oh yea

  207. Burnsy Says:

    As I leave my office for the weekend, I’ll take Natasha Henstridge circa Species, and with my swing pick I’ll take Tara Reid just because I’m 103% sure she’ll let me do anal and I won’t feel bad about making her feel dirty.

    And Rosie O’Donnell is a great pick because if we have another ice age I’d cut her open and sleep inside of her.

  208. Rob I Says:

    chopper dave, this is a CELEBRITY draft.

  209. John S. Says:

    I was going to go with “Mandy sans Steelers shirt” but, that would come across creepy so, I am going with a sentimental pick.

    Jill Hennessy.

    I know it has been a while since Law and Order, but, she is still hot.

  210. My Insignificant Life Says:

    Mary Lynn Rajskub aka Chloe O’Brian - she’s cute, and computer savvy beyond imagination - when I get board of her (doubtful)I’ll have her download all the hottest porn (for free of course - because she’ll know the back doors to the websites).

  211. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    How the hell did I miss this? I guess I was trying to make some money.

    Oh well, here are my 1st three rounds of picks:

    Shilpa Shetty - I stole her from you devang!!!! BWHAHAHAHA

    Sade - still hot in her 40s

    Vanessa Minnillo

    Beat off to that triumvirate.

  212. Swede Zombie Jesus Says:

    Keeping the Asian pattern,

    Ziyi Zhang

    Name doubles as an excellent coital expletive.

  213. Signal to Noise Says:

    Famke Janssen. In a wasteland of Bond girls from the mid-80s until Casino Royale, Xenia Onatopp stuck out like a shining light of hotness.

    Being crushed to death mid-coitus by legs is definitely not a bad way to go.

  214. Julia Says:

    Taye Diggs. Ownage.

  215. John S. Says:

    have we now opened this up to X celebrity as Y character?

  216. Swede Zombie Jesus Says:

    Jamie-Lynn DiScala

    Excellent value for a Jew, with Portman and Silverman off the board.

  217. Signal to Noise Says:

    John - I’m just using a description. I think Famke Janssen is overwhelmingly hot in all roles. I just picked the best instance.

  218. Danny B. Says:

    Since I haven’t made any picks yet:

    1. Janet Jackson from her “If” music video - my first time travel pick
    2. Jenny McCarthy from her “Singled Out” year - my final time travel pick
    3. Delta Burke
    4. Gia Allemand
    5. Kelly Clarkson

  219. miamidiesel Says:

    I’m taking Mariah Carey next… She’s smoking hott, and we share the same birthday. I actually could’ve had dinner with her once on our birthday, but I ruined it by saying I’d only be interested if she paid for breakfast the next morning. True story.

    Surprised it only took 215+ comments to take her off the board. Get your head in the game, people….

  220. liquid_d Says:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!, I get here this late and she’s still available??!!? I take the one and only:
    SUZY KOLBER!!!

  221. Casual T Says:

    Ben got Jennifer Love Hewitt that late??? Don’t her tits qualify as another pick? You can’t fit all that into one pick!

    She almost went early, but I’m sticking with Linday Carter…sans lasso of truth. I don’t care what she looks like…Wonder Woman is so ingrained in my mind that it no longer matters.

  222. LadyAndrea Says:

    Wow, it’s so sad to be late to the party…..

    I’m taking Tricia Helfer. I love her so much.

    http://www.triciahelfer.org/pictures/Tricia%20Helfer%2025.jpg

    For my guy pick, I want Tom Cavanaugh.

  223. Andrew Says:

    Angelina Jolie. The Emmitt Smith of this draft.

  224. Grimey Says:

    danny b.: The sad thing is you didn’t use Delta Burke as a time travel pick.

    My next pick: Kristin Holt from Cheat! on G4.

  225. Chopper Dave Says:

    rob i: fine. does the “Fuck Da Eagles” girl count?

  226. Andrew Says:

    So my question, if some dude goes and takes 5 picks, are they all still on the board?

  227. BeaverFever Says:

    with my last pick i take half french-half italian female golfer sophie sandolo. check it ! her website is: sophiesandolo.it

    so f’ing hot.

  228. QueeferSuthrland Says:

    Lacey Chabert

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/chaber4.jpg

    I win

    teehee

  229. The Brooklyn Boy Says:

    Katherine McPhee.

    YEEEEEEEEAH. Back. And I almost have a legit LLFD roster.

    FA - Portman
    MU - Shakira
    TV - Evangeline Lily
    MO - Anna Benson
    P37 MILF - Halle Berry
    U24K - McPhee

  230. John S. Says:

    signal to noise - I agree with her universal hotness, notwithstanding her getting a little long in the tooth.

    For my final pick I take…

    Alana de la Garza

    What can I say? I have a thing for the raven haired women.

  231. Danny B. Says:

    andrew: I’m sorry if I took one of your girls with my 5, I was playing catch up.

    You can have anyone but Delta, as a compensatory pick for me being late to the party.

  232. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Lucy Liu

  233. the butler Says:

    Shit!!!!

    I’m so LATE!!!

    So who’s been picked?

  234. sledgod Says:

    Grimey…you make the first G4 pick and you go with Kristin freaking Holt? No Sarah Lane, Olivia Munn or at least Morgan Webb? I’m coming out of retirement to make my final final pick, Sarah Lane.

    And no one knows what else we’re talking about, but that’s cool. Here’s a link:

    http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/morgan/techspert2.jpg

  235. Ben Says:

    For my #3 pick, I am going to go with Kate Ashfield (of Shaun of the Dead fame). Bit of a sleeper, but I like British girls and she seems fun.

  236. TC Says:

    How does Alyson Hannigan go after Mary Lynn Rajskub? That’s criminal, but I’m not complaining.

  237. Bucktown Skins Fan Says:

    My mind went a different way here. With the NFL Draft coming up tomorrow, my first thought was to draft Dan Snyder. I would spend all evening kicking him in the nuts — repeatedly.

    I really think I would get immense satisfaction out of this for the last (near) decade of frustration.

    You didn’t say it had to be sexual… although I may piss on him too. R. Kelly considers that sexual, right?

    Drip. Drip. Drip.

  238. miamidiesel Says:

    @ jackin’4beats: haven’t gotten a ruling from devang on this yet, but i say you can have shilpa shetty, she got cooties from richard gere last week anyways… and i think somebody else took lucy liu already…

    I say we declare free agency at 5pm so we can all round out our rosters and get on with our lives. Thoughts?

  239. Danny B. Says: