It’s Your Turn To Draft And Be Sexy
We’ve done many a mock draft these past few weeks. But why should we, the KSK Gay Mafia, be the only ones who get to have all the fun? We’re gonna bypass the usual cheerleader post and present you with the first-ever KSK commenter mock draft. And you get the top mock draft of them all: Famous Women Or Men You Get For An Evening. The rules here are very simple. This is a celebrity you get for a night to do with as you please. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one person, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another person. And please, try and provide some linkage for the masses. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate.
Oh, and no picking Keeley Hazell. I took her first. Enjoy the draft everyone. And the NFL draft as well.
NOTE: One other rule: No time traveling. You pick someone in their current metaphysical state. No “Liz Taylor whe she was thin” bullshit.
Tags: Fun With Mock Drafts, let's see how well you people follow protocol, mrs. drew i really meant to pick you first i swear
April 27th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
ScarJo. Easy.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Dammit! Biel.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Christina Aguilera. Dirrty one. The new classy one. Either way the hotness is transcendent.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Excellent, I’m definitely taking
Christina Aguilera in 1999. At that time, she was the B-list to Britney, so she would’ve done kinky shit like invited another girl into the bed:
http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/christinagenie.gif
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
monica bellucci.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I’ll take Alba then.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Alba at 5 is a great value pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
So obvious and uninspired, fellas. You can do better, I just know it.
And I pick Thomas Jefferson.
Tall, smart and powerful beyond comprehension.
Even though he seems to prefer his freakiness in chocolate form, I think I have enough junk in the trunk to keep him happy for a night.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Don’t worry, I’ve got a sleeper waiting in the wings.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Penelope Cruz, absolutely. Exotic, Hot, Beautiful, and a super sexy accent. Score!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Siobhan: I guess the parameters do allow for dead people.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Ben Franklin…the man was a genius and a pimp
we could start off with some intelligent discussion and then go pick up some bitches. I mean what girl could resist Ben Franklin.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Janelle, the Eagle cheerleader. i don’t give a fuck that I’m a Giants fan
April 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
In keeping with the principle of fuck crazy, don’t spend more than one night with (or for the love of God adopt kids with) Crazy, I’d take Angeline Jolie.
dcat
April 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
And I take Marisa Miller for the win.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Alessandra Ambrosia, hands down.
http://berrylish.com/gallery/Alessandra%20Ambrosia/slides/vslingerie37.html
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Tom Brady, in the shower of the Gillette locker room and possibly on the 50 yard line if there’s time.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Tiffany
Amber
Thiessen
giggity.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Damn you, Drew.
Salma Hayek, would probably still be hot when she hits 50.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Aishwariya Rai
Fuck you, I win
April 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Naturally, Drew took my “sleeper” so I’m taking Jessica Simpson for Round 2.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
That’s a mute Jessica Simpson, by the way.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Sirs, We’ll take Pam Grier, from her Foxy Brown day…
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f3/Pam_Grier.jpg/180px-Pam_Grier.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Lindsay Lohan, at age 17 (Mean Girls era)
April 27th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
not waiting 10 minutes… I’ll turn my draft card in early:
Eliza Dushku
April 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Russell Crowe circa Gladiator.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I am a man of eclecctic tastes, so….
Kate Hudson
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
wait wait wait…. the rules are not clear!!!
If I choose “Lynda Carter” do I get to choose the 1978 model or am I stuck with the 2007 one? Similarly, if I were to choose “Cleopatra” do I just get a pile of dust?
That being said…
I take H.R.H. Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine, Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Erin from Esurance! Wait, wrong thread.
Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Amanda bynes
(what a girl wants era)
April 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Damn you Dan, dam you to hell taking Christina, you’ll regret that.
Well, I’m gonna go ahead and draft Elin Nordegren…thats right, Mrs. Woods…teach her a thing or two about a good stroke.
http://thesandtrap.com//imgs/tapins/elin_nordegren.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Ana Beatriz Barros, bitches.
Obligatory pics:
http://home.comcast.net/~lnsfcomish/_Ana-Beatriz-Barros-01.jpeg
http://www.skotcher.com/wallpapers/celebrites%20feminines/ana%20beatriz%20barros/Ana_Beatriz_Barros_39.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/daflow669/50df8_anaBB072.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Damn you Miamidiesel!! And, she’s my countrywoman too!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
With my 2nd round pick, I’m going with Adriana Lima.
Aishwariya Rai & Adriana Lima 1-2…I got exotic on lockdown…. BDD ain’t got shit on me
April 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Faith of “In Bed with Faith.”
Blonde, British, big tits, takes it in the ass. Sleeper or reach?
You decide.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
My favorite MILF - Cindy Crawford
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Damnit Josh, nice pick.
I’m cheating, but I take whoever wins this competition: http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Latinas, back to back — give me Rosario Dawson!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
@ devang: My countrywoman too, which made it all the more important to keep her from the foreign devils…
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I pick whoever Hugh Hefner is banging currently.
I win.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
That link is NSFW, by the way.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Stacy Keibler
April 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
How in fuck did Emanuelle Chriqui last this long?! Dibs!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
@miamidiesel. Good, as long as she is not in the hands of one of the foreign. Aishwarya is too preciious for that
April 27th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
screw you nucleus!!!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Michael Clarke Duncan, I lose?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
oy vey sarah silverman!!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Lucy Liu.
I guess I am the Knicks in this draft since I never seem to have a first round pick. But unlike the Knicks, I have some serious value in the later rounds.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Rose McGowan, preferably with leg rifle.
Slickbomb, you beer-goggling already?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Sophia Loren, I don’t care if she’s sixty, FUCK ALL OF YOU
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
GACK!
April 27th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
After a night of railing barros, I’m gonna go get plowed with the grand daddy of classical physics… Sir Isaac Newton.
http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/newton/newton.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
With his 3rd round pick, the miamidiesel selects…. Chasey Lain
Most. Fucking. Beautiful. Porn Star. Ever.
and it goes without saying that she does everything…
April 27th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Eva Mendes.
For mid round 3? I say it is gold.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
porn star Tori Wells back in her prime. star of torid without a cause 1 and 2, shaved and dangerous, the chameleon, night trips, and many other fine xxx from the late 80’s and early 90’s.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I’m not at all shocked that Mandy Moore fell this low, because you all have no taste.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Gianna Distenca
Stacy’s Mom - She’s Got It Going On
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2474027
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I’m taking Eva Longoria.
It’s a safe pick, plus she looks like this:
http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/nov/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_India.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I’m claiming fellow Member of the Tribe Natalie Portman. Anyone who needs suggestions should check out our group blog The Laminated List Fantasy Draft. Me and my boys break down who should go where when picking your Laminated List. Captain Caveman accepted an induction into our Visionary Thinking Hall of Fame.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Emma Watson
Is that a squad car outside my window?
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Charisma Carpenter.
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/carpenter-4.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Giselle Bundchen.
Ha!! great 3rd round steal
April 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Jesus Christ – I would sit him down in front of a video camera and ask him a million and one questions about everything in the bible and sell the DVD for ten-thousand dollars a pop. I would be a gagillionaire in a matter of weeks and, then, I can get any of the aforementioned women, for any period of time I want.
So there.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
constanzo - but she looks like this without her face.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Taylor Rain
I know I’m kinda late gettin’ in here but if I even got to do half the stuff I’ve seen her do on film I would die a happy man
April 27th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Looks like its been another 10 picks… with my 4th pick I’m going with Caterina Murino, the Italian chick from the new Bond movie…
Aishwariya-Adriana-Chasey-Caterina… a veritable blue-balls-inducing murderer’s row
April 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
hot french newscaster melissa theuriau.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MzBv7G1jE-0
April 27th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Lucy Pinder.
Yeah.
I am young Bobby Betharding this shit.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Carmella DeCesare… even if she is prancing around with a fruitcake.
NSFW
http://xoomer.alice.it/ginello/cdc/index.html
April 27th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Heather Brooke. Nothing even remotely SFW available.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
With my 3rd pick, I select:
Trish Stratus
http://www.trishstratus.com/
Clealy a steal in this draft
April 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
To hell with you, Beaver.
How Kate Beckinsale fell this far is beyond me. Mine now.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
That’s 10 — I’m going Shakira. The hips don’t lie.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Aurora Snow
Now i got blue balls.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Buddha
Same reason as Christ.
I am sweeping up the cash with a street sweeper and you guys are quibbling about whether you get Lucy Pindar or Heather Brooke for one night.
tsk tsk tsk
Truly you lack vision
April 27th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Ines Sainz, some reporter. She’s not much from the front, but she compensates:
http://www.xboard.us/bbb/xb_pics.php?siteUrl=http://www.lazygirls.info/Ines_Sainz/Ines_Sainz47_Dwtqxv9?id=100270
Move over, Kevin McHale
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Steal of the draft? How about Beyonce Knowles, motherfuckers, in the 5th round…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
(Ahem, better link of my last pic, sorry I spat on protocol)
http://www.xboard.us/bbb/showthread.php?t=124815
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Signal to Noise, to hell with me for what ? now what did i do wrong ? you got the first over all pick in this draft.
with my 4th pick: alyssa milano
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
From here on out, no more time-traveling. You only get to pick people as they currently exist.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Ann Margaret
http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Ann-Margaret/Pictures/
April 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Oh, and I take Tebow’s girlfriend.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I feel like the Minnesota Vikings, delaying my pick and letting other numbnuts get ahead of me and pick.
Well, I’ll go with Laura Prepon (after de-bleaching her hair back to red).
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Good pick devang. It was a toss up for me between Her and Taylor Rain.
I’m going way back here (well 1995 or so) but I pick Ophelie Winter.
This video made me waste alot of kleenex in high school.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIMMbOECWU
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Damnit drew… I was going to steal Allah from under John S’ nose…
oh well. Alyssa Milano. Fucking yum.
http://www.infobih.com/slike/200610121032490.Alyssa-Milano-sexy.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
BDD - To little too late…
While I acknowledge my choices were along the “I would wish for more wishes” ilk, I still have managed to lock up any of the women in this thread.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Yoko Matsugane.
I’m after big tits today, I suppose.
Here she is.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Evan Rachel Wood. I’d have to wash the Marilyn Manson off her first, but it’s worth it.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Before this gets too far….
Joe Namath selects Suzy Kolber.
(Boo me all you want, but I had to do it.)
April 27th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Jack White. Mancrush realized.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Jenn Sterger in the 5th Round.
yowza!!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I’m going with Veronica Varekova. I know this isn’t a hockey blog, but I freakin’ hate Petr Nedved.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/veronica_varekova/
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
jrhodes … drew just bagged milano a few picks before.
I’m going for Halle Berry.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Maria Bartiromo
to help me manage all of my millions of dollars after the Christ and Buddah picks.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Know what? Fuck it. Liz Lemon.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I get the metaphysical business, but can there be some sort of “If they weren’t gay” caveat?
If so, I’m taking Wentworth Miller.
I can’t believe it’s 2007 and girls would still waste these picks on freaking Tom Brady.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Maria Menounos… too bad BDD called no more time travel, or I’d say I preferred her before Vin Diesel, err, contaminated her…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ivanka Trump; so I can slap her on the ass and tell her to fix me a sammich and get me a beer….dammit!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Elisha Cuthbert
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
all of you, except for the dude who said emmanuelle chriqui, exhibit very poor taste. eva longoria (aka longhorria)? i would rather fuck sand and broken glass.
winning pick: nastassja kinski.
http://www.escalextric.net/cutenews/data/upimages/paris_te.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
oh god damnit… I revoke my previous pick and opt instead for Tiara Lestari
April 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I’ll chime in and take Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars). Smart, funny, petite, and oh, those eyes.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I can’t believe I missed this because I was working of all things.
Let me make up for my absence, I’ll take Mariel Hemingway, Margaret Thatcher, the chick from Total Recall with 3 knockers, and Taylor Hanson.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
actually i picked alyssa milano, but she might be trade bait.
next pick: carrie underwood. i need a blond on my team.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
becky: the other guy on Prison Break is cuter than Wentworth.
I pick Mike Mussina.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
DAMN YOU!!!
I swear I was taking the three-knockered hooker next.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I’m sticking with the porn star picks and going with Sasha Grey. Very young and new but very dirty girl. Awesome!
For example, wikipedia lists some of her movies as:
Cum Fart Cocktails #5
Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge
Hellfire Sex #7
Sasha Grey Superslut
Sex Slaves #2
Tight Teen Twats #2
Freaky First Timers #2
April 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Evangeline Lily - I needed a bible thumping Christian to offset picking a Jew.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Sofia Vergara of Chasing Papi.
http://www.sofiavergara.com
Titsalicious
April 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
You guys want a real sleeper pick here in the 7th (?) round? Well then I select Alina Vacariu:
http://innuendo.blogter.hu./?post_id=129046
That link probably NSFW… you can thank me for introducing you to her after you’re done cleaning up…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
MAria Sharapove with the 6th pick. Oh those legs can crush….
April 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Seeing as how I’m a little behind,
I’ll make 2 picks:
1) Jenna Haze
2) Maria from WWE
If anyone objects, I take pick one and make a deal for Maria
April 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Reon Kadena
A video for your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CnWJ4nygTw
April 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Candice Michelle
April 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Pam Beesly…yes.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
wow- Erin Andrews went this far.. she’s mine now.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Heidi Klum
I cannot believe she lasted this long.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Kristen Stewart.
She’s legal in my state.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ctrl+F “Naomi Watts”
0 results.
Fools.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
the Bush twins, if twins are a package deal. 2 for the price of one pick.
if not i pick gwen stefani
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
@sean
tossup between her and Sterger.
I chose Sterger.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ed, she got knocked up by scarface, I mean, Seal. Sorry.
I can’t wait to check this tonight around 9 PM, and people are still drafting into the “I take Linda Cohn” rounds.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
sledgod - nice!
jrhodes - you find kadena on our site?
Anna Benson. Interviewed her once for an article I was writing. She’s actually HOTTER in person. And with the stripper history, it’s guaranteed animal sex during the one-nighter.
Gotta run for work. Been fun, fellas.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Jennifer Morrison - Cameron from “House” - sweeeet!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
portuguese song bird: nelly furtado
April 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
For my next pick I’m taking Lena Headey, the chick who played the queen in the movie “300″… if you watched that movie and didn’t find the queen to be a 9.5-10, you have fucking failed as a man
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Leelee Sobieski. Hells yeah.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
i miss counted and picked too early. i will now wait 20 picks before my next selection.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I pick Drew. Get a sitter and bring the Mrs.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Jenna Von Oy.
White chicks with fat asses. And the ass.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
It’s pathetic how much I keep refreshing, waiting for my pick. I am not gonna go all Minnesota Vikings on this draft.
That said, my third pick is Julianne Moore. Children of Men FTW.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
redhead:
nuh uh. I would do anything for a pair of blue eyes, not to mention the rest of him is exactly what I like anyway.
also, he’s an Ivy League grad, so I could even talk to him once I’ve had my way with him!
along the blue eyes line, I see your Moose and raise you one Scott Proctor.
I would not mind nursing his arm, his ego, and a few other things….
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’m going with Anna Kournikova.
I don’t care if she’s been used up by 3/4 of the players in the NHL, I still want my turn.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’m assuming I’m jumping in somewhere around the 4th or 5th round. AND with the 175th selection, Amphibian picks Mo’Nique Imes.
The Domino racial naming skit had me crying with laughter. Plus I’d totally boff that.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Jennifer Garner pre Affleck. First season of Alias, can’t believe she went this low.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Eva Mendes
April 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I waited 20 picks since I made 2.
Diane Lane
Her in that movie Unfaithful…FUCK
April 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Aria. Giovanni. FTW.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
trevor… hotdog. down. hallway.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Quick question, not a pick. When does this end? Do we run this bitch all weekend like the NFL Draft or what? Because Sean’s right, eventually we’ll be in Linda Cohn territory and that won’t be good for anybody.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Elsa BenÃtez,
take your pick of the pics:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Elsa+Ben%C3%ADtez&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
April 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
miamidiesel’s next pick: Yamila Diaz-Rahi… talk about building a fuckin dynasty
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Wow, who’s left?
I guess I’ll take Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
already taken
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Hayden Panettiere, the heroes cheerleader. Winner.
http://64.111.216.18/ul/2166-hp2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Grimey, how long have you been blind?
I’ll take Cleopatra with my first pick and Catherine the Great with my swing pick. I heard she likes horses. We’ll get along great.
Around round 5 I’m going to take Dakota Fanning. Don’t judge me.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Missy Peregrym, the shapeshifting chick on Heroes.
And she’s new!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
how does Pam Ward last till now? Back off - she’s mine!
oh and toss in the 1990 Sela Ward and the 1985 Jaclyn Smith.
I am so done.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
@john s.: andrew took eva mendes in the 3rd round. Please follow the example of the venerable beaverfever and respect the integrity of this draft…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
beaver - it was a “to hell with you” for picking Melissa before I could thing, more like, nice pick.
Serena Williams, for the ass alone.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
cc Ginsberg has been picked….man, that’s sad.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnel
But more for entertainment purposes. And if it were ever the apocalypse I could live of her fat for a while then sleep in her like Luke did on that snowy planet
April 27th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Tina Fey. The sense of humor and ability to hold a conversation just makes her that much more attractive to me.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
With our first pick, we select Mike Penner of the Los Angeles Times.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Carmen Electra has not been picked?
YOINK!
April 27th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Danielle Sarahyba. beaverfever, to hell with you for stealing my Carrie Underwood.
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/05_dsarahyba_01.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Becky: Proctor?! Over Moose? What?!?!
OK, what do you think of Mark Mulder?
As for Wentworth, I get what you’re saying about the Ivy League education, but I still get the impression he’s a pussy (and no amount of conversation’s going to make that attractive). I still take the other guy from the show, and if I end up wanting a conversation afterward I’ll call my sister.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Mendes was taken? OK.. well, in that case, I will just throw some money her later down the road for a pie of that pie.
With my Mendes pick gone, I go back and take Rachel Weisz
April 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I have a Leelee Sobieski thing. It’s the face-plus-voice combo. Drives me nuts.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
and by “pie of that pie” I meant “piece of that pie”
April 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
@ sledgod. Fuck. You. Moore was my next pick.
I’ll sign her away when she hits the free agent market.
Next pick, Kelly Hu. Lady Deathstrike in X2.
I’m surprised more Asians aren’t off the board yet.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Minka Kelly’s still on the board?
not anymore.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
As someone from Jersey, I feel compelled to take Marisa Tomei, who is like our state’s Athena… so in spite of BDD’s no time travel rule, I’ll take Marisa Tomei next, even if she is on the bad side of 40…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Where’s the love?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
April 27th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
@hercules rockefeller: Minka Kelly this late, now that’s the steal of the draft
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Any of the hoochies in the “Big Pimpin’” video.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Oh, and I trade for someone else’s pick to get Jenna Jameson. I don’t care if it is like throwing a hot dog down a long hallway.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
miamidiesel
Hey hey hey!! Jersey gets insulted too much already. No Tomei
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Sienna Miller.
THERE’s a steal.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
My turn again. I certainly didn’t mean to turn my back on the other hotties of the KSK Gay Mafia, so I pick the rest of you. The only other one I’ve seen a picture of is Caveman, so he gets to go first.
And as long as I’m shooting my wad:
Alessandro Nivola — so fucking hot in Junebug, even if he is a little too skinny; Chris Noth.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Maja Ivarsson from The Sounds.
http://i2.tinypic.com/20033ua.jpg
Plus, she’s bisexual. I really wish we had someone breaking this draft down.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Eric Bana. Win-win-win.
And if I were into the vag, I take Kristen Bell as a huge late round steal.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Miller and Chriqui both taken
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Emmanuelle Chriqui
She’s been picked already
April 27th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
If I have to take someone as they are right now, I’m taking Anna Nicole Smith.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Janine Lidemuller
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Here’s the steal of steals, and I’m 99% positive she hasn’t been taken yet:
Kira Knightley
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Yeah, where’s the Mel Kiper breakdown for this draft?
I’d at least like to see some numbers from the combine…
April 27th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I can’t believe I waited this long and still nobody has taken Eva Green. A) I’ve seen her naked in The Dreamers, so I know what I’m getting
B) I bought that damn body spray simply so she would sleep with me.
C) I get a girl that even Bond couldn’t get. That’s a steal if I’ve ever heard one
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
while i was actually doing work for a few minutes BDD stole my carmen electra pick.
my darkhorse pick: liz phair. she looks and sings like a total slut.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Man I am getting a steal. I choose Elin Grindemyr
Sorta ok for work
April 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Oprah Winfrey
She would be my personal ottoman for the evening whilst I smoke a pipe in a red smoking jacket and read the Iliad in an overstuffed chair by a roaring fireplace.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
“Butterfly” from Death Proof, Vanessa Ferlito.
So when am I gonna get that lapdance?
April 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
devang: Jersey does get insulted way too much, probably because we’ve allowed that fat fuck Peter King to live amongst us for far too long without any repercussions. That said, Marisa Tomei was slammin back in the day, and her “My Cousin Vinny” character is like a stereotypical northern Jersey girl… hence, the Athena reference
April 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
j.l. white, i think you are right. how the hell did keira knightly last this long ?
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Rachel McAdams.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
John Krasinski…I love me the tall boys.
Grimey: Death Proof was so badass.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
@J.L. White: I hate you. May Michael Vick’s dogs feast on your entrails.
Fine. I’m taking Kirsten Dunst with my fifth and final pick.
To recap: Dunst, Maja Ivarsson, Julianne Moore, Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer) and Jack White. Game over.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Jenny Lewis. Indie hot is still hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
redhead:
See: blue eyes.
Fine, if you don’t like that pick, I’ll take Alex Smith.
Mmmmmmmmmm, Alex Smith.
And I already specified Wentworth as straight man. In fact, I’ll take him as a PRETEND straight man. What can I say? I like to banter with my boys.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I’m here to win people, not make bad “let me choose ugly chicks to get a lugh” picks.
Elin Nordegren
April 27th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
The brazilian women’s soccer team featured in these pics. Yeah, I took a team. Bite me.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/88208180_bulletinboardforum_com.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil3.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil4.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/brazil5.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/forum-misc/Girls/BrazilianWomen27sSoccerTeam14.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
OK.. +1 the NYJets
Now I’m taking The Sports Gal. And because I’d do anything I want to her, I’d do something that involves a red sox hat, a book, and anal
April 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Damnit Signal to noise, you took my next pseudo-lesbian pick.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Heather Graham
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/GHI/heathergraham2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’m getting a late start. I choose 5 of the six girls from Full House. Candace Cameron still hot, Jodie Sweetin (even hotter now that she is off the meth), The Olsen Twins (Hot and Twins), Lori Loughlin (still hot)
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Amy Poehler! Smart and psychotic.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Looks like its time for my turn again… I pick Angie Cepeda
http://angiecepeda.altervista.org/
http://www.hot.ee/ats149/cepeda1.html
The second link is NSFW.
Between Alina and Angie, I got some serious sleepers…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I’m seriously amazed nobody wants Olivia Wilde.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Shocking steal, Rachel Bilson.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Just to piss off Ufford…
Sarah Spain.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Vanessa Ferlito is a reach even this far down. She looks like someone hit he face with a frying pan.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Tera Patrick
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
another one i can’t believed i missed: milla jovovich. very nice, sexy time !
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I take Texas Gal on the condition that she only gets to wear the Longhorn cheerleader outfit…and I mean the hot one….with the chaps and hot pants
Oh yea
April 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
As I leave my office for the weekend, I’ll take Natasha Henstridge circa Species, and with my swing pick I’ll take Tara Reid just because I’m 103% sure she’ll let me do anal and I won’t feel bad about making her feel dirty.
And Rosie O’Donnell is a great pick because if we have another ice age I’d cut her open and sleep inside of her.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
chopper dave, this is a CELEBRITY draft.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I was going to go with “Mandy sans Steelers shirt” but, that would come across creepy so, I am going with a sentimental pick.
Jill Hennessy.
I know it has been a while since Law and Order, but, she is still hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Mary Lynn Rajskub aka Chloe O’Brian - she’s cute, and computer savvy beyond imagination - when I get board of her (doubtful)I’ll have her download all the hottest porn (for free of course - because she’ll know the back doors to the websites).
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
How the hell did I miss this? I guess I was trying to make some money.
Oh well, here are my 1st three rounds of picks:
Shilpa Shetty - I stole her from you devang!!!! BWHAHAHAHA
Sade - still hot in her 40s
Vanessa Minnillo
Beat off to that triumvirate.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Keeping the Asian pattern,
Ziyi Zhang
Name doubles as an excellent coital expletive.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Famke Janssen. In a wasteland of Bond girls from the mid-80s until Casino Royale, Xenia Onatopp stuck out like a shining light of hotness.
Being crushed to death mid-coitus by legs is definitely not a bad way to go.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Taye Diggs. Ownage.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
have we now opened this up to X celebrity as Y character?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jamie-Lynn DiScala
Excellent value for a Jew, with Portman and Silverman off the board.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
John - I’m just using a description. I think Famke Janssen is overwhelmingly hot in all roles. I just picked the best instance.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Since I haven’t made any picks yet:
1. Janet Jackson from her “If” music video - my first time travel pick
2. Jenny McCarthy from her “Singled Out” year - my final time travel pick
3. Delta Burke
4. Gia Allemand
5. Kelly Clarkson
April 27th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I’m taking Mariah Carey next… She’s smoking hott, and we share the same birthday. I actually could’ve had dinner with her once on our birthday, but I ruined it by saying I’d only be interested if she paid for breakfast the next morning. True story.
Surprised it only took 215+ comments to take her off the board. Get your head in the game, people….
April 27th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!, I get here this late and she’s still available??!!? I take the one and only:
SUZY KOLBER!!!
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Ben got Jennifer Love Hewitt that late??? Don’t her tits qualify as another pick? You can’t fit all that into one pick!
She almost went early, but I’m sticking with Linday Carter…sans lasso of truth. I don’t care what she looks like…Wonder Woman is so ingrained in my mind that it no longer matters.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Wow, it’s so sad to be late to the party…..
I’m taking Tricia Helfer. I love her so much.
http://www.triciahelfer.org/pictures/Tricia%20Helfer%2025.jpg
For my guy pick, I want Tom Cavanaugh.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Angelina Jolie. The Emmitt Smith of this draft.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
danny b.: The sad thing is you didn’t use Delta Burke as a time travel pick.
My next pick: Kristin Holt from Cheat! on G4.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
rob i: fine. does the “Fuck Da Eagles” girl count?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
So my question, if some dude goes and takes 5 picks, are they all still on the board?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
with my last pick i take half french-half italian female golfer sophie sandolo. check it ! her website is: sophiesandolo.it
so f’ing hot.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Lacey Chabert
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/QueeferSuthrland/broads/chaber4.jpg
I win
teehee
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Katherine McPhee.
YEEEEEEEEAH. Back. And I almost have a legit LLFD roster.
FA - Portman
MU - Shakira
TV - Evangeline Lily
MO - Anna Benson
P37 MILF - Halle Berry
U24K - McPhee
April 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
signal to noise - I agree with her universal hotness, notwithstanding her getting a little long in the tooth.
For my final pick I take…
Alana de la Garza
What can I say? I have a thing for the raven haired women.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
andrew: I’m sorry if I took one of your girls with my 5, I was playing catch up.
You can have anyone but Delta, as a compensatory pick for me being late to the party.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Lucy Liu
April 27th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Shit!!!!
I’m so LATE!!!
So who’s been picked?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Grimey…you make the first G4 pick and you go with Kristin freaking Holt? No Sarah Lane, Olivia Munn or at least Morgan Webb? I’m coming out of retirement to make my final final pick, Sarah Lane.
And no one knows what else we’re talking about, but that’s cool. Here’s a link:
http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/morgan/techspert2.jpg
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
For my #3 pick, I am going to go with Kate Ashfield (of Shaun of the Dead fame). Bit of a sleeper, but I like British girls and she seems fun.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
How does Alyson Hannigan go after Mary Lynn Rajskub? That’s criminal, but I’m not complaining.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
My mind went a different way here. With the NFL Draft coming up tomorrow, my first thought was to draft Dan Snyder. I would spend all evening kicking him in the nuts — repeatedly.
I really think I would get immense satisfaction out of this for the last (near) decade of frustration.
You didn’t say it had to be sexual… although I may piss on him too. R. Kelly considers that sexual, right?
Drip. Drip. Drip.
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
@ jackin’4beats: haven’t gotten a ruling from devang on this yet, but i say you can have shilpa shetty, she got cooties from richard gere last week anyways… and i think somebody else took lucy liu already…
I say we declare free agency at 5pm so we can all round out our rosters and get on with our lives. Thoughts?
April 27th, 2007 at 4:21 pm