Have You Noticed that Peyton Manning Has Starred in Several Commercials?
Ah, precious YouTube: you save us on mornings when nothing is ready. However, in this instance, we’re not microwaving leftovers you’ve seen before or just putting up some animals killing each other that Drew saw on Animal Planet. No, we actually have something brand new to our favorites series of tubes, and – bonus! – it’s actually NFL-related.
Shocking, I know.
Anyhoo, this is the newest video from BradyFan83 — best known around the Interwebs for the Kenny Loggins Rogers-inspired “Brady” — and it’s dedicated to a man who for so long stood in Tom Brady’s shadow.
Tags: captain caveman, peyton manning
April 25th, 2007 at 10:02 am
I think you mean Kenny Rogers, not Kenny Loggins.
Also, you can go to hell for starting my day with the musical stylings of those two cockgobblers in my head.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:15 am
I can’t view video at work. (Sad for me, I know.) But I do now have Hiiiigggghhhhway To The Danger Zoooone stuck in my head, so that’s something.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:25 am
I would rather have some hardcore horse porn to start my day.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:35 am
Did someone say Kenny Loggins?
And even though we ain’t got money, I’m so in love with you honey,
And everything will bring a chain of love.
And in the morning when I rise, you bring a tear of joy to my eyes,
And tell me everything is gonna be alright.
Have fun getting that one out of your head.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Flubby – I prefer the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes version of Danny’s Song. It isn’t so bad, then.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:02 am
The only time I’ve enjoyed Danny’s Song was during the SNL skit with Dwight.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Flubby, you suck.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Smello, I hate you for the Danger Zone song. All I can hear is that song and visualize Tom Cruise in a a bomber jacket with aviator shades, his hair flying in the wind and pumping his fist while riding a motorcycle.
Damn you!! Damn you to hell!!
April 25th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Misery loves company, devang.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:29 am
You just made the list, Flubby.
April 25th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Loggins does footloose as well, right?
April 25th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Right. And at the risk of being sent to the Asshole Box, I like that song.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Janie!!
Where ya been? Did you drown in a few bottles of Jameson?
And yes, off to the asshole box with you.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
devang, after the crappy few days I’ve just had, I am in need of intravenous Jameson. Forever.
I am now safely positioned in the Asshole Box, from where I shall laugh while my husband cries as Chelsea beat Liverpool tonight.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Janie – intravenous Jameson should not be saved only after bad days.
For the extended Kenny Loggins reference, I can only say: die, Flubby, die!
(Oh. It means ‘The Flubby, The.’)
April 25th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Intravenous Jameson, hmmm….
Chelsea beat Liverpool tonight.
No, no, no, don’t root for Chelsea and the preening, pompous fuck Mourinho!!
That’s like rooting for the Yankees.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Chuck Felsea!
April 25th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I’m not exactly rooting for Chelsea – I just enjoy watching my husband suffer. I don’t care who wins if Villa aren’t involved.
Mourinho is the greatest thing to hit the Premier League in years – he cracks me up. He gets extra points in my book for being ringside at the WWE wrestling show in London this week – one of my many guilty pleasures.
I’m never getting out of this asshole box, am I?
April 25th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I just enjoy watching my husband suffer.
Spoken like a true woman.
I’m never getting out of this asshole box, am I?
Not unless you bring the Jameson. Then all is forgiven.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
The Danger Zone song is awesome. Perfect thing for work.
“Ghostrider, prepare to buzz the tower.”
April 25th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
devang – what’s wrong with rooting for the Yankees? Please explain to a stupid limey girl.
intravenous Jameson should not be saved only after bad days
You’re so right.
April 25th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
You got a few days Janie?
Alright, they throw money at players just like Chelski. they try to get the best player in the market every year. Their fans feel that the World Championship is their god given right, and anything less is considered a failure. Their fans always feel that they are the superior team even AFTER they lose, giving NO credit to the opposing team. They reside in the Bronx (which is similar to any shithole area of London).
And, no I’m not a Masshole Red Sox fan. I hate them equally.
End rant
April 25th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Thanks – I totally get it now.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Has there ever been “a commercial you’d like to see deleted from the human consciousness” mock draft pitch?
April 25th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Oh. It means ‘The Flubby, The.’
Well, no one who speaks German can be an evil man!