Comments on: Better Know a Draft Pick: Calvin Johnson

By: Buffalo66

Buffalo66 — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:35:00 +0000

Concur with Ted. This post was begging for some Ball-busting goodness.

By: Ted Valentine

Ted Valentine — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:13:00 +0000

How in the hell is his mortal enemy NOT be Reggie Ball Passes?

By: Zach Landres-Schnur

Zach Landres-Schnur — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:08:00 +0000

simms, if healthy, won’t be able to get CJ the ball. gonna have to call halfback passes or something.

By: Awful Chief

Awful Chief — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:51:00 +0000

What happens when you read this post while listening to "Creeping Death" by Metallica? This.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:08:00 +0000

Maybe Calvin could use the transmogrifier to travel into the future and see what his options are in free agency

Maybe he can also be a good Samaritan and warn the Bengals on who will get arrested. Will Pacman Jones live to be 30?

The possibilities are endless.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:56:00 +0000

And as if it could possibly be otherwise, I misspelled “misspell.”

Yes.

By: Stan Marcohz

Stan Marcohz — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:15:00 +0000

Calvin Johnson and Roy Williams split wide. Mike Williams in the slot. Tatum Bell in the backfield and Jon “fucking” Kitna behind center. Sounds like and offense fucking juggernaut to me. “All Streaks on 1″

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:00:00 +0000

Mike, Bolivia is where Calvin chills in the off season.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 14:55:00 +0000

Jonathan Swift, Calvin & Hobbes . . . and Mike Tyson.

But mispelled.

Hmmmm. But with UM reaching new heights each week, this could be intentional. I think if you play it backwards it says something about Satan and a global Jewish conspiracy.

By: Greg Schuler

Greg Schuler — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 14:32:00 +0000

Calvin was one micturating machine.