Comments on: The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick! Episode 3: Matt Schaub Is Traded

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:47:00 +0000

Only one word describes this post: scrumtrulesant

I'm glad to see that X to the Z has made an appearance on the comment board.

By: Juancho

Juancho — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:22:00 +0000

Next time you need some help at HD and you see a bunch of employees standing around, just go up to one of them and ask if you can pick him out from the “Pumpkin Patch”.

He’ll get the message.

By: Babydaddy

Babydaddy — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:26:00 +0000

Outstanding.
And Tracy Morgan as Vick is inspired–in a movie, in real life, whatever.

By: Vin Forte

Vin Forte — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:41:00 +0000

Only one word describes this post: scrumtrulesant.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:27:00 +0000

jl, you’re close. I’ve always thought of Arthur Blank as the NFL’s answer to The Continental

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:35:00 +0000

I may be certifiable, but doesn’t Aurther Blank look like the kind of guy who would wear a white fedora while wooing withered old retirees on a cruiseship? I can’t think of any 82-year-old widows that would turn down those soft, mezmerizing eyes.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:17:00 +0000

That’s even funnier when you replace Vick’s voice with Tracy Morgan’s character on 30 Rock. Funny stuff.

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:00:00 +0000

Chris, email me those photos, good friend.

By: Drizztdj

Drizztdj — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:44:00 +0000

Oh, and nice job not trading for Matt Schaub, Minnesota Vikings. You fucking impotent assholes

TJ = Mike Vick Jr. that can't run as well

Sadly I think the axis of authority or whatever they're naming themselves are busy spanking it to a Brady Quinn poster in the back of a Dairy Queen. Looking to throwing my Viking brick at the TV even more this year.

By: Ted Valentine

Ted Valentine — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:37:00 +0000

Episode 3 is the best yet.

Question: Why does Mike sound like Eddie Murphy circa ‘Raw’ crossed with Tommy Chong on ‘That 70s Show’?