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	<title>Comments on: The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick! Episode 2: The Mall</title>
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		<title>By: Bissinger, Big Daddy Drew and the sports blog debate&#8230;things rattling around my mind &#171; Gridiron Goddess</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bissinger, Big Daddy Drew and the sports blog debate&#8230;things rattling around my mind &#171; Gridiron Goddess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 04:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Episode 2: The Mall [...]</description>
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		<title>By: DexterManleysCokeSpoon</title>
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		<dc:creator>DexterManleysCokeSpoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I picture Vick sitting in the massage chair at Brookstone as he downs like 20 Happy Meals.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I picture Vick sitting in the massage chair at Brookstone as he downs like 20 Happy Meals.</p>
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		<title>By: Signal to Noise</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick.html/comment-page-2#comment-12756</link>
		<dc:creator>Signal to Noise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>beaverfever - Pottery Barn is a money pit for morons.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can&#039;t imagine why anyone goes into a store with the word &quot;barn&quot; in the name. I remember ex-girlfriends who&#039;d go to the Dress Barn, and I kept wondering if you would actually admit in public company that you shopped at a place with that name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>beaverfever &#8211; Pottery Barn is a money pit for morons.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t imagine why anyone goes into a store with the word &#8220;barn&#8221; in the name. I remember ex-girlfriends who&#8217;d go to the Dress Barn, and I kept wondering if you would actually admit in public company that you shopped at a place with that name.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick.html/comment-page-2#comment-12719</link>
		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Ron Mexico&#039;s pissed at us for calling him a stoner...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55878&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;The Onion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or maybe he just found out that Joe Horn&#039;s gonna be a teammate and that he&#039;ll be expected to throw the ball more.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Ron Mexico&#8217;s pissed at us for calling him a stoner&#8230;</p>
<p><a HREF="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55878" REL="nofollow">The Onion</a></p>
<p>Or maybe he just found out that Joe Horn&#8217;s gonna be a teammate and that he&#8217;ll be expected to throw the ball more.</p>
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		<title>By: tonyhawk</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick.html/comment-page-2#comment-12713</link>
		<dc:creator>tonyhawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>words are like bullets - they go right through me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>words are like bullets &#8211; they go right through me</p>
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		<title>By: Weed Against Speed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>clutch247 - thanks for the compliment. I do feel a little guilty taking advantage of a mental midget.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Words are like bullets.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>clutch247 &#8211; thanks for the compliment. I do feel a little guilty taking advantage of a mental midget.</p>
<p><i>&#8220;Words are like bullets.&#8221;</i></p>
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		<title>By: BeaverFever</title>
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		<dc:creator>BeaverFever</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>signal to noise:  we also forgot pottery barn. talk about a place full of over priced shit and don&#039;t get me started on pottery barn for kids.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the mall up here in albany has 4 places to get your done.  wow !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>signal to noise:  we also forgot pottery barn. talk about a place full of over priced shit and don&#8217;t get me started on pottery barn for kids.</p>
<p>the mall up here in albany has 4 places to get your done.  wow !</p>
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		<title>By: Clutch247</title>
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		<dc:creator>Clutch247</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol by far one of the most entertaining comment pages everrrr.  It kinda reminded me of the part in Billy Madison where Billy&#039;s friend (Weed against speed) is spraying the kid (Clint in this case) with the hose and he&#039;s just begging for mercy but Billy&#039;s friend won&#039;t stop and just keeps on laughing...ya it&#039;s actually exaclty like that.  Props to BBD for making this all possible.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;anyway,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;weed against speed- we have contests about who we&#039;re going to see in White Catle @ like 4am.  I usually call for a transexual, 3 hookers, a guy or couple guys with no shoes/feet, and there&#039;s usually a family of 10 eating dinner or breakfast, i&#039;m not quite sure. Either way it&#039;s absolutely pricesless dude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol by far one of the most entertaining comment pages everrrr.  It kinda reminded me of the part in Billy Madison where Billy&#8217;s friend (Weed against speed) is spraying the kid (Clint in this case) with the hose and he&#8217;s just begging for mercy but Billy&#8217;s friend won&#8217;t stop and just keeps on laughing&#8230;ya it&#8217;s actually exaclty like that.  Props to BBD for making this all possible.</p>
<p>anyway,</p>
<p>weed against speed- we have contests about who we&#8217;re going to see in White Catle @ like 4am.  I usually call for a transexual, 3 hookers, a guy or couple guys with no shoes/feet, and there&#8217;s usually a family of 10 eating dinner or breakfast, i&#8217;m not quite sure. Either way it&#8217;s absolutely pricesless dude.</p>
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		<title>By: wrecking_ball</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick.html/comment-page-2#comment-12697</link>
		<dc:creator>wrecking_ball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Yo, grandma, I think we lost Marcus when we passed Limited Too.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Yo, grandma, I think we lost Marcus when we passed Limited Too.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: T.</title>
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		<dc:creator>T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the mall the white people used to go to...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the mall the white people used to go to&#8230;</p>
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