Newly Signed Free Agent Garcia, Simms To Compete For Starting Job, One Another’s Love
He’s a rogue with a strong arm that breaks all the rules. She’s a damsel in distress who can’t run the offense. Fate brought them together. Jealousy could tear them apart. And poor Bruce Gradkowski is beating his lonely Toledo Rocket in the corner.
You know it’s hard to make relationships work in the office. It really is. Chances are that the relationship falls apart, things get awkward, and the whole team dynamic suffers. Hopefully, these two kids will have what it takes to make love last. But I have one more question:
Is it a quarterback controversy if they’re fucking each other?
March 6th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Not so long as chris keeps getting deliviries from his brother to loosen things up.
March 6th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
what, no “geez punter, that’s just wrong” tag?
oh, that’s right…it’s not mean if it’s true.
March 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
i thought simms already had a boyfriend. doesn’t he share a tatoo with a lover from texas ?
March 6th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Major appelwhite?
by the way wht the fuck happened to him?
Does Garcia’s boyfriend know about this? ( T.O. informs me that there is a boyfriend who he met.)
March 6th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Are they going to use this picture for their Christmas card?
March 6th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
How can plummer and his porn stache not want to get in the middle of this love triangle.
March 6th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I’m wondering what Jeff is planning to do with his left hand in that picture.
Actually, scratch that. I don’t want to know what Jeff is planning to do with his left hand in that picture.
March 6th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Only the presence of Peyton Manning could make that picture more horrifying.
March 6th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Gradkowski’s not totally left out. Simms has an extra hole from his spleen surgery.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
applewhite is coaching at Rice, no?
March 6th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
“And poor Bruce Gradkowski is beating his lonely Toledo Rocket in the corner.”
I wasn’t aware Bruce Gradkowski had a girlfriend in college.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
After the way Simms played through an A-sploded spleen, and Garcia cried after leaving Filthadelphia, I’m guessing Senor Garcia is the bitch and L’il Simms is the butch.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
The QB controversy will come from the struggle over which one of them gets to be “under center.”
And Major Applewhite? I’m pretty sure his unit was called up for Iraq.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
is it major applewhite that simms shares the tatoo with ? btw, major applewhite is currently on Saban’s coaching staff at Alabama.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
We’ll know it’s real when they get the matching tattoos.
Chris is hoping Jeff can get him a beard as nice as a Playmate of the Year.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
All is fair in love and football. (And by love I meant throw and by football I meant blow)
haha remember Major Appledick’s comeback in the 2001 Big 12 championship when he had to relieve Chris “I sing the sailor’s song” Simms.
March 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
John Amaechi is glad that he has paved the way for these two openly gay athletes.
March 6th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Was this originally a picture of a father and son, Punter? That poor family.
March 6th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Is it a quarterback controversy if they’re fucking each other?
You know when lady bugs do this to eachother, it kills them.
March 6th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Uh, is that Mini Me on the left? Couldn’t you have sized their heads a little better?
If Brett Favre would have blown up his spleen, he wouldn’t have missed the next game.
I wonder if they’ll wait until the end of the pre-season to cut Simms.
March 6th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Mini Me. Holy shit. That is funny.
Keep your hand on your head there, jez, lest what brains you have left ooze out of your skull.
March 6th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Chris Simms can’t be that gay, considering he has a kid (that looks just like him, the poor thing). Besides, Garcia likes brunettes, Simms is so not his type.
March 6th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Yeah, gay people never have kids.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:31 am
I guess the kid was to give the beard–er, wife–something to do while he’s whispering sweet nothings in Major Applewhite’s ear. But like I said Garcia never goes for blondes. Ask TO.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Not liking blondes???
I heard that Garcia was seeing The Natural Butch Reid
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