Comments on: KSK Off-Topic â€“ Rick Majerus’ 10 Favorite Public Places To Masturbate

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 00:27:00 +0000

And now, a rebuttal to Mr. Majerus.

By: eat it

eat it — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:20:00 +0000

I have always preferred to masturbate with a shaven cat, baby oil, and a copy of Oprah

By: cinnamon girl

cinnamon girl — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:39:00 +0000

the running of the jews:

too bad she isn't still working as a law librarian, huh?

By: micah

micah — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:35:00 +0000

i sure hope carl monday doesn’t get ahold of this…

By: The Running of the Jews

The Running of the Jews — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:22:00 +0000

Aren’t we forgetting something?
A public library, perhaps?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:19:00 +0000

jordan, David Cone has perfected that move without taping up one hand.

By: rar288

rar288 — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:18:00 +0000

Did the public bathroom, did the airplane bathroom, did the car, did the ocean, and pretty close to doing the health club steam room, for me it was in the sauna.

Sauna is fantastic because of the possibility of someone walking in and the possibility of passing out from dehydration. Sauna is best for a "quickie" cause if you stay there for too long there could be an unfinished jerk as BDD acknowledged.

BDD, genious when you said "giving back to the sea"

By: Jordan Ginsberg

Jordan Ginsberg — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:01:00 +0000

Not a public place, but the “Jim Abbott” is always a good test of hand-eye coordination. You tape up one hand, throw a baseball glove on it, jerk off with your good hand, and then just as you’re about to finish, throw the ball glove on your jerk-off hand and try to catch the stream. Really good practice of the mechanics.

I guess you could do it in the bullpen, were you so inclined.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:22:00 +0000

Outstanding work Drew. I mean Rick.

I've "hit" a few of the places Rick outlines, but not enough to earn a spot at his table. The Fat Man is still an artist with the Ricky Gun.

Anyway, kudos on the ocean-wank. While distracted to frustration by the lovely chicas on a family vacation to Puerto Rico when I was just a youngin, I swam out to the deep end of the lagoon. And if any Puerto Rican kid born in the mid-80s is unusually short, with Jewish features, my sincerest apologies.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:21:00 +0000

If you are sitting on the can jerking off and shit comes out, that’s bad, right?