Hi, everyone. This is ordinarily where we’d have a real post talking about the imminent end to the Theismann Era at Monday Night Football. But the gay mafia is suffering from a rash of sick wives and girlfriends, as well as a nasty rash. So let’s just go ahead and open up the comments — tell us how excited you are for Ron Jaworski to replace Joey T, look back on the dumb things Theeeeesmann spouted over the years, or go against the grain and tell us that TK shoulda been shitcanned, too.
Have at it, our lovely little piranhas. We promise to be back in action with entertaining-ish posts soon.
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