Comments on: Why Are All These Quarterbacks So Gay? A Definitive Guide

By: chri

chri — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:26:02 +0000

This is the dumbest column and story I have ever read.

By: DigitalHeadbutt

DigitalHeadbutt — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:09:00 +0000

How can we have this conversation without discussing Chris Simms, who is publicly in a gay relationship with Kyle Shanahan?

By: jim

jim — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:00:00 +0000

Actually, Jay Cutler is the first lesbian in the NFL, just really butch.

By: dusty

dusty — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:04:00 +0000

I don’t care if these guys fuck pigeons during the off season..as long as they can throw the pigskin without getting picked off..who friggin cares?

I am still cranky about the Chargers hiring that fuckwad Turner..sorry.

By: Laser Rocket Arm

Laser Rocket Arm — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 15:30:00 +0000

Chad Pennington feathers his hair? Damn, it doesn't look like he combs it most of the time, much less goes to the trouble of actually styling it.

Oh, and here's an article with a better picture of Ashley Manning. Nice spin on the article--after all, you can't write "She's his beard in exchange for him financing her real estate deals" in a southern family newspaper.

By: Sanchez

Sanchez — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 13:34:00 +0000

Thats about the funniest post I’ve read this year. Or possibly ever.

Perhaps its all those hours of rigorous training spent with your hand up a 350 pound centres ass. That kind of thing could change a man…

By: swing4

swing4 — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:04:00 +0000

Good post.

By: Landru

Landru — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:32:00 +0000

What about Jared Lorenzen?

Come on, you can't have nicknames of J-Load, the Hefty Lefty, the Pillsbury Throwboy, The Battleship Lorenzen, Round Mound of Touchdown and be straight, can you?

Not to mention "Our Little Blueberry."

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:51:00 +0000

Rex is not gay. He’s just too much man for one gender to satisfy. It’s cool though, the men he has sex with aren’t gay until he turns them. It’s just like trying to squeeze the ball into triple coverage. He likes the challenge. Challenges make his dick hard.

By: chrisrobbins

chrisrobbins — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:22:00 +0000

Rothlisberger takes in more man meat than Anna Nicole Smith