Comments on: The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick! Episode 1: The Supermarket

By: Bissinger, Big Daddy Drew and the sports blog debate…things rattling around my mind « Gridiron Goddess

Tue, 06 May 2008 04:35:29 +0000

[...] Episode 1: The Supermarket [...]

By: Lionel McClure

Lionel McClure — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:53:00 +0000

Wow. That has been my inner monologue far too many times. Especially the part about being a black quarterback. Classic.

By: swing4

swing4 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:04:00 +0000

Let’s not go overboard about Drew’s genius, here. I suspect this is merely a transcript of his pre-game trip to the grocery store with Unsilent on Sunday, with names changed to protect the Jewish.

By: Communist Dan

Communist Dan — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:13:00 +0000

Popeye's East Cleveland menu

I just spell the words like the Popeye's menu spells them. How could I have guessed so many of you only eat at Church's Chicken? I suggest trying the crayfish. Mmm mmm.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 00:09:00 +0000

I'm betting there's some witty "Me so solly!" material in there, but we'll just have to wait and see.

But he'll misspell "solly" as "soly."
Nothing says moron like the inability to spell garbled, pidgin English words.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:28:00 +0000

Otto what about the Asians?

I'm betting there's some witty "Me so solly!" material in there, but we'll just have to wait and see.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:26:00 +0000

That was hilarious. And that freakishly huge "fake" hand had me thinking I was stoned...when of course I'm not...really, I'm not.

Anyway, the chief, your comments were good enough to be added to the original post as an update...an extra 5 minutes of Ron Mexico's life if you will. BDD, make it so...

King of the KSK Comment Section = King Julien XIII

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:20:00 +0000

Otto what about the Asians?

By: dusty

dusty — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:19:00 +0000

Jesus Christ in a speedo, can’t you men ever plan ahead? I go to the store “straight” buy my goodies and then go home and get blazed.

On the off chance that I do get stoned and there isn’t anything decent to munch on..I just bribe the spouse..he will do anything for a blowjob..come to think of it..all men will damn near do anything for a blow job.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:15:00 +0000

And buscuits, too.

You know, nothing strips the intellectual credibility off a nice bit of racist stereotyping than serial misspellings.

However, I look forward to further explanations, such as the one about how white guys drive like this and black guys drive like that.