Let us be lovers we’ll marry our fortunes together
The season may be over but for one of the First Ladies of Football things are just getting started. Michae’ Holloman (no relation) isn’t just a sexy cheerleader, she’s also a fucking beauty queen.
After winning the title of Miss Maryland (Ft. Washington represent) 2007 Michae’ is preparing to move on to the Miss USA pagaent in March. This is not to be confused with the Miss America pagaent; these ladies forgo the “talent” competition in order to focus their full attention on the tits and ass. Come on Miss America, get with the times. Rocking that body should be worth more than all the juggling and crappy warbling in the world. If these ladies had real talent do you think they’d waste their time with this low-rent shit? Hell no, they’d be too busy giving Simon blowjobs during the commercial breaks on American Idol. Donald Trump know’s what’s up…
If she wins I might have to reevaluate my Black Draft selections–don’t worry Halle, on the national stage she’s still just another busted Marylander (no offense to every girl I grew up with–actually fuck that, offense intended! Bitches…).
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February 16th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I know I’m risking UM’s ire (if he’s not stoned by now), but I’m pretty sure she spells her name Michae’ because after the “operation” she dropped the “l” and replaced it with an apostrophe.
Just kidding.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
UM–where in Maryland? I represent Montgomery County, yo.
February 16th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
That is, does she represent Ft. Washington or do you? Or both?
February 16th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I grew up in MoCo
February 16th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
It’s a superscript L, not an apostrophe, in her first name. Classes it up.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Hey Unsilent, I like the old school Simon and Garfunkel reference.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
It’s actually half of a Spanish double-L.
February 17th, 2007 at 12:17 am
Stay classy Ft. Washington. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
There sure are plenty of fine women in the MD/DC/NoVA area. I want to hear about hook ups, not vague admiration.
UM, get to work!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 1:03 am
You son of a bitch! i’m telling liz
February 17th, 2007 at 1:05 am
WOW.
JUST WOW!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
This is from an email I received:
“P.G. County Barbie”
recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don’t know what you are talking about.
February 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
UM:
If you’re going to try an win over this Nubian Princess, you might want to lay off the Simon and Garfunkel references in your title.
February 19th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Remember - G. Gordon Liddy represents Ft. Washington still.
Frederick Co. here, then I lived in Beautiful PG county where I now feel I’ve seen all the wonders that MD has to offer.