Comments on: KSK Off-Topic: A Quick Note To All The Old, White (and occasionally Jewish) People In The National Sports Media http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:57:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Weed Against Speed http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12159 Weed Against Speed Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12159 <i>And Jeter gets a forever hall pass for the quality poon-tang and the 4 WS rings he's rocking around his schlong.</i><br/><br/>If Jeter is rocking his WS rings around his schlong, I hope he's not bragging about it. Maybe that's why things haven't worked out with all that quality ass he's been getting. And Jeter gets a forever hall pass for the quality poon-tang and the 4 WS rings he’s rocking around his schlong.

If Jeter is rocking his WS rings around his schlong, I hope he’s not bragging about it. Maybe that’s why things haven’t worked out with all that quality ass he’s been getting.

]]> By: swing4 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12156 swing4 Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:18:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12156 A) Something tells me we may need an "angry rant" tag around here during the off season.<br/><br/>B) I subscribe to the Only Storm the Court/Rush the Field Against Your Most Hated Rival school of thought. Then, it's not about gleeful celebration, it's about grinding the win deep into the souls of the opposing team and student body with such crushing force that they never, ever recover. Pulling down the goal post is a nice touch, too. Gives 'em a little sum'n to remember you by. A) Something tells me we may need an “angry rant” tag around here during the off season.

B) I subscribe to the Only Storm the Court/Rush the Field Against Your Most Hated Rival school of thought. Then, it’s not about gleeful celebration, it’s about grinding the win deep into the souls of the opposing team and student body with such crushing force that they never, ever recover. Pulling down the goal post is a nice touch, too. Gives ‘em a little sum’n to remember you by.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12154 Jackin'4Beats Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:38:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12154 <i>Tree hugging twat waffles</i><br/><br/>Now that's some funny shit. <br/><br/>Anyway, when you beat a team that has your number (Clemson v. UVA football in 1990) or is ranked waaaaay higher than you or if you beat Duke or UNC (basketball) or USC, Ohio St, Miami, FSU (football) whenever, then it's OK to rush the court/field and bang some cheerleaders if you can catch them.<br/><br/>That BAMA fan just proves that folks in Confederate country know shit about celebrating properly. The last time they were relevant Derrick Lassic was toting the rock.<br/><br/>And Jeter gets a forever hall pass for the quality poon-tang and the 4 WS rings he's rocking around his schlong. Tree hugging twat waffles

Now that’s some funny shit.

Anyway, when you beat a team that has your number (Clemson v. UVA football in 1990) or is ranked waaaaay higher than you or if you beat Duke or UNC (basketball) or USC, Ohio St, Miami, FSU (football) whenever, then it’s OK to rush the court/field and bang some cheerleaders if you can catch them.

That BAMA fan just proves that folks in Confederate country know shit about celebrating properly. The last time they were relevant Derrick Lassic was toting the rock.

And Jeter gets a forever hall pass for the quality poon-tang and the 4 WS rings he’s rocking around his schlong.

]]> By: Mike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12150 Mike Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12150 I'm white, not-quite old (and occasionally Jewish) and think college students should rush the court at all times: after a win, after a loss, before a tie, during a timeout, whatever.<br/><br/>For fuck's sake, these students (or their parents) are paying enormous sums of money so the pituitary cases can run around and bang all the cheerleaders. Then they get schtupped for the price of a ticket.<br/><br/>They should be allowed to sit on the court during the game. I’m white, not-quite old (and occasionally Jewish) and think college students should rush the court at all times: after a win, after a loss, before a tie, during a timeout, whatever.

For fuck’s sake, these students (or their parents) are paying enormous sums of money so the pituitary cases can run around and bang all the cheerleaders. Then they get schtupped for the price of a ticket.

They should be allowed to sit on the court during the game.

]]> By: JoshLove http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12144 JoshLove Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12144 nice to see Simmons reading KSK again...<br/><br/>and fwiw, Billy Boy, Brandan Wright missed that 2nd free throw ON PURPOSE and did a pretty fucking solid job of it - had Hansbrough secured the rebound and gotten a put back we'd be talking overtime. nice to see Simmons reading KSK again…

and fwiw, Billy Boy, Brandan Wright missed that 2nd free throw ON PURPOSE and did a pretty fucking solid job of it - had Hansbrough secured the rebound and gotten a put back we’d be talking overtime.

]]> By: My Insignificant Life http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12145 My Insignificant Life Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12145 I want to see the ultimate rush on the field - The Sex Cannon running out at half time, banging every cheerleader and still having time to get ready for the 2nd half and on the first play, throw for an 80 yard TD pass. <br/><br/>This makes rushing the field worthwhile. I want to see the ultimate rush on the field - The Sex Cannon running out at half time, banging every cheerleader and still having time to get ready for the 2nd half and on the first play, throw for an 80 yard TD pass.

This makes rushing the field worthwhile.

]]> By: The Pirate Sloth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12140 The Pirate Sloth Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12140 Fuck rushing the court AFTER the game...I want to see more streakers interrupting the game with their poor planned, naked ass, flapping in the wind antics and getting clobbered by Security. Good times, especially when said Security knows how to throw a devastating tackle. Fuck rushing the court AFTER the game…I want to see more streakers interrupting the game with their poor planned, naked ass, flapping in the wind antics and getting clobbered by Security. Good times, especially when said Security knows how to throw a devastating tackle.

]]> By: Jez http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12136 Jez Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12136 Hey, I'm all for rushing the court/field after a win. Hell, I'm even good for a good spring riot every few years regardless of any sporting event occurring. But then, I went to Iowa State, so what the fuck did you expect? At least I'm not Dallas Clark (U of Iowa) who goes back and heckles the ref at a <i>girl's</i> basketball game being played at his high school alma mater Hey, I’m all for rushing the court/field after a win. Hell, I’m even good for a good spring riot every few years regardless of any sporting event occurring. But then, I went to Iowa State, so what the fuck did you expect? At least I’m not Dallas Clark (U of Iowa) who goes back and heckles the ref at a girl’s basketball game being played at his high school alma mater

]]> By: Real Men Eat Haggis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12129 Real Men Eat Haggis Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12129 That goes double for you Lupica - shut the fuck up That goes double for you Lupica - shut the fuck up

]]> By: Clutch247 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-quick-note-to-all-old.html#comment-12127 Clutch247 Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/ksk-off-topic-a-quick-note-to-all-the-old-white-and-occasionally-jewish-people-in-the-national-sports-media.html#comment-12127 There should be more court/field rushes when the home team loses but scores to cover the spread or hit the over on the last play of the game <br/><br/><br/>haha by far one of the best comment subjects in a while...How anyone even think that rushing the court is a bad idea is fucking beyond me. Tree hugging twat waffles are wat u are. May god have mercy on your soul.<br/><br/>p.s. Props to Cuse last nite for filling up the entire area of the court in about 11 seconds...one of the best rushes I've seen in years. There should be more court/field rushes when the home team loses but scores to cover the spread or hit the over on the last play of the game

haha by far one of the best comment subjects in a while…How anyone even think that rushing the court is a bad idea is fucking beyond me. Tree hugging twat waffles are wat u are. May god have mercy on your soul.

p.s. Props to Cuse last nite for filling up the entire area of the court in about 11 seconds…one of the best rushes I’ve seen in years.

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