Comments on: I Am King Of The Negroes! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:08:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: swing4 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10997 swing4 Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10997 <i>Who will now be the media's damsel in distress now that Manning has won?</i><br/><br/>McNabb. Who will now be the media’s damsel in distress now that Manning has won?

McNabb.

]]> By: Happy Fun Miles http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10988 Happy Fun Miles Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10988 Dear Drew,<br/><br/>Just for further clarification:<br/><br/>Dead Strippers and Challenger, Okay.<br/><br/>James Dungy, crossed the line.<br/><br/>Got it.<br/><br/>Seriously, just started reading the blog two weeks ago.<br/><br/>Best.<br/><br/>Blog.<br/><br/>Ever. Dear Drew,

Just for further clarification:

Dead Strippers and Challenger, Okay.

James Dungy, crossed the line.

Got it.

Seriously, just started reading the blog two weeks ago.

Best.

Blog.

Ever.

]]> By: Communist Dan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10982 Communist Dan Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10982 Uncle Rico and his sex cannon had his chance to win states and blew it. Looks like he'll forever have to be content filming himself trying to throw passes over mountains. Uncle Rico and his sex cannon had his chance to win states and blew it. Looks like he’ll forever have to be content filming himself trying to throw passes over mountains.

]]> By: Clint http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10967 Clint Mon, 05 Feb 2007 22:53:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10967 Gobble gobble, gobble.<br/><br/>Whats that sound?<br/><br/>It's the KSK Cock-Gobblers. Gobble gobble, gobble.

Whats that sound?

It’s the KSK Cock-Gobblers.

]]> By: Kyle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10911 Kyle Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10911 I lost the 5 bucks I had riding on the game after the first play (Last time I bet that the Bears win 4-3) so I just got solidly drunk but I found all your superbowl posts entertaining when I finally stumbled home.<br/><br/>Heres looking forward to an offseason full of dick jokes and Bengals arrests. I lost the 5 bucks I had riding on the game after the first play (Last time I bet that the Bears win 4-3) so I just got solidly drunk but I found all your superbowl posts entertaining when I finally stumbled home.

Heres looking forward to an offseason full of dick jokes and Bengals arrests.

]]> By: josh http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10903 josh Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10903 sorry for the multiple posts. Blogger's acting funny. sorry for the multiple posts. Blogger’s acting funny.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10901 Jackin'4Beats Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10901 <i>KSK nation is a bunch of cock gobblers</i><br/><br/>Speak for yourself Snickers boy.<br/><br/>Go away if you don't like the site. We got rid of beantown after the Patsies lost. Now you go away now ya heah??? KSK nation is a bunch of cock gobblers

Speak for yourself Snickers boy.

Go away if you don’t like the site. We got rid of beantown after the Patsies lost. Now you go away now ya heah???

]]> By: josh http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10900 josh Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10900 when Jim Nantz finally let off the clearly canned bit about a Bear getting a paw on a tipped pass, I wondered how long it would be before he said, "Does a Bear sack in the woods? Yes!" but they only got one sack on Manning, so maybe he just missed his moment.<br/><br/>I hate Carlos Mencia and don't know anyone who finds him funny. although a dude I didn't know said his dickhole boss always watches YouTube clips of Mencia, when he's not watching Passions, which I'm told is a soap opera where the characters have magical powers and shit. which does almost sound kinda awesome.<br/><br/>I think even acknowledging comments by Clint & Co. is the problem. just letting this bullshit die without response is the only way to neutralize 'em until there's a way to deliver a sharp kick to the nuts via Blogger.<br/>if the award was Super Bowl MIP (Most Impactful Player), it's the Cumslinger all the way. the Colts were like the Rams in their two most recent Super Bowls, absolutely dominating the game statistically but not really putting up the points necessary, and then Rex threw up a limp dick of a throw returned for the TD. <br/><br/>"Throwing through the rain is supposed to make long passes harder? So I'm supposed to keep dumping it off and somehow having a 120 QB rating while making 4 yards an attempt? Sextacy ain't having that shit. I haven't had my rocks off since riding Prince's backup singer two nights ago, and that lady might have been a dude, plus I think Orton was watching, which made the whole thing T.R. Knight gay. Fuck it, I'm going deep." when Jim Nantz finally let off the clearly canned bit about a Bear getting a paw on a tipped pass, I wondered how long it would be before he said, “Does a Bear sack in the woods? Yes!” but they only got one sack on Manning, so maybe he just missed his moment.

I hate Carlos Mencia and don’t know anyone who finds him funny. although a dude I didn’t know said his dickhole boss always watches YouTube clips of Mencia, when he’s not watching Passions, which I’m told is a soap opera where the characters have magical powers and shit. which does almost sound kinda awesome.

I think even acknowledging comments by Clint & Co. is the problem. just letting this bullshit die without response is the only way to neutralize ‘em until there’s a way to deliver a sharp kick to the nuts via Blogger.
if the award was Super Bowl MIP (Most Impactful Player), it’s the Cumslinger all the way. the Colts were like the Rams in their two most recent Super Bowls, absolutely dominating the game statistically but not really putting up the points necessary, and then Rex threw up a limp dick of a throw returned for the TD.

“Throwing through the rain is supposed to make long passes harder? So I’m supposed to keep dumping it off and somehow having a 120 QB rating while making 4 yards an attempt? Sextacy ain’t having that shit. I haven’t had my rocks off since riding Prince’s backup singer two nights ago, and that lady might have been a dude, plus I think Orton was watching, which made the whole thing T.R. Knight gay. Fuck it, I’m going deep.”

]]> By: The Andre Waters Experience http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10899 The Andre Waters Experience Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10899 1. Even on this site, some things cross the line. Don't make fun of a guy because he lost a kid. God forbid any of you should ever know that kind of agony.<br/><br/>2. That said, am I the only one who thought it was odd that in Tony Dungy's Super Bowl, a car company would run a suicide-themed ad? GE, open mouth; insert foot. 1. Even on this site, some things cross the line. Don’t make fun of a guy because he lost a kid. God forbid any of you should ever know that kind of agony.

2. That said, am I the only one who thought it was odd that in Tony Dungy’s Super Bowl, a car company would run a suicide-themed ad? GE, open mouth; insert foot.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-negroes.html/comment-page-1#comment-10895 Unsilent Majority Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/02/i-am-king-of-the-negroes.html#comment-10895 unitard, actually my dad fuckin' loves the site. as do all of his friends...when they're not hanging out at good guys (see above) unitard, actually my dad fuckin’ loves the site. as do all of his friends…when they’re not hanging out at good guys (see above)

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