Halftime: Juuuuust A Bit Outside
02.04.07
Colts lead 16-14 at the half.
We could use a laser toward Saturn right about now.
Update from DC: Drew wants everyone to know that “Prince fucking ruled!” Seriously, he’s still sporting a bulge.
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did I hear Dungy correctly? Did he say they weren’t only the first black coaches in the SB, but also the first Christian coaches? That can’t be right, can it? Every Super Bowl coach up until now has been a Scientologist or Satanist or something?
I’d like to thank Jesus for helping the Colts cover. And by Jesus, I of course mean the Sex Cannon.
Also, thank the lord that Lovie and Tony are good Christian coaches. I would hate to see a Muslim coach win the SB! How awful would that be?!
And finally, can we please get Cirque De Soleil permanently banned from the SB? I had to leave the room I was so embarrassed.
I got drunk,stoned,won a few bets and got to see Prince sing Purple Rain in the rain..it was a good day all around for moi.
Sadly, no wardrobe malfunctions for the religious right to bitch about tomorrow, although I did wonder if any of Prince’s dancers were gonna land on their ass in the rain.
Well, Rexy and the boys cost me mucho dinero. Que lastima!
Well the sports press can now officially ejaculate all over their pictures of Peyton.
Rextasy is Jesus now? I mean, Dungy thanked him for the SB, he’s gotta be.
And yes, Prince indeed fucking ruled.
I fucking hate Peyton and coaches who thank Jesus. *bombed by NSA* … and my name is Falco!
“doing it the lord’s way? “… i think im gonna be sick
(*Peyton MVP*)
*Puke*
No wonder they won, they had God on their side. Man, that guy is such a cheater.
agreed mcfad
A KSK lurker, can’t help but post.
I think the Sex Cannon will still do all right tonight. Nothing like pity sex after losing the Super Bowl.
Someone should tell my stupid neighbors that the Bears lost, they probably shouldn’t be in the -5 degrees shooting off fireworks.
I don’t know, last year’s were pretty awful as well. The quality just hasn’t been the same.
Anyone agree these have been the worst SB commercials ever?
Grossman should get MVP. He sealed the win for the Colts.
There is no joy in Mudville.
The mighty Sex Cannon has been shut out.
Last two Super Bowls have been painful to watch
I can’t watch fuckhead hoist that trophey.
LATE!
Colts MVP?
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Damn, this is just sad!
How much did daddy Archie have to pay to get the ring for his kid?
Also, I’m a bit confused here. The Dolts get a break, then they end up having to settle for a field goal?
Has anybody got a count on Manning touchdowns? I lost count at 1.
Rhodes or Horsehead
Give the MVP to an O-lineman who didn’t false start – Jeff Saturday
Who is getting MVP?
Meanwhile, I’d give lots of money to see Kyle Orton warming up on the sideline right now. Manning calls a timeout, so each team has one left. Which means this last nine minutes might go mercifully quickly.-from Will Leitch on CBSsportsline.
i’m calling it: sex cannon flaccid 9:39 Feb. 4th
Love when they crap on the field and the referee has to come get it before another dog eats it.
seriously throw some babies in with those puppies and you have the biggest feel good movie of the year…
you are telling me that this is the best referee in the NFL? English eludes him.
OK. Panic.
the boxer and the non-french bulldog have been tearing it up. what is up with the lab digging all the water out of the bowl? trying to get to the camera
“You don’t panic here, and just throw it every down” — Phil Simms
“I’m just gonna throw it every down. Don’t Panic” — Rex Grossman
Panic and throw it every down should be the plan
that boxer puppy is a big bully–
can you imagine what it’s going to be like if Manning wins this?
At least with Rexy if he wins the only thing you have to worry about is an pandemic of the clap breaking out in FL.
I’ve been flipping to the puppy bowl and have found it more entertaining. Every thing about the game so far has been bleh
What, the double move didn’t work. Fuck it, I’m throwing it deep.
rexy…God awful…
Rex…lob…world…shaken.
‘yawn’ wake me when Tank starts shooting…
Does anyone else think that Jeff Hostetler should come in and replace Phil Simms now? I think this should happen, not just because Simms is sucking it like Couric has in these ads, but also because it would be funny as shit.
Ooo, did you see the Sex Cannon explosion. I think I need to change my pants
hmm, K-Dirt slightly resembled Deion with that fur on
mcfad suddenly mine are in semi-script and are like 9 letters long… it’s awful
OMG K-FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA!! Classic
don’t they
Commercials better pick up in the 4th.
Why do they make the Word Verification easier to read or actually a word.
Damn that Robert Goulet, he got me fired once.
robert Goulet is the shit
That was a cheap shot
I keep making sex cannon references and i’m drawing blank stares…i feel like michael richards doing stand up…argh
Umm, anybody know what the biggest Super Bowl lead ever lost was? Because it would be kinda funny if the Colts scored here, then end up losing the game and having the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history happen against them.
Bears defense getting hit hard, long, without mercy.
Much like a Sex Cannon conquest.
Lots of hand to hand combat in the commercials this year.
Did Rexy just get nailed to the floor twice? Look’s like payback’s a bitch. All the Colts D-linemen are pissed about their wives’ new preference for the Chicago cock.
“Fuck it, I’m sacking myself”
Holy shit…Rextacy is getting rhumped.
Missed it, I was playing video games.
Hair color commercials during the super bowl?!
You men must be pissed…haha
Next they’ll have maxi with wings ads
So Dungy wastes a time out in the second half of a dead-heat Super Bowl to challenge 12 men on the field.
I can see why he’s friends with the Herminator.
Umm, Drew, Prince was a fucking god. And here’s my prediction: Uhrlacher will kill someone (Dallas Clark?) and Rextasy will have multiple throwgasms this quarter.
When I hear a Jimi Hendrix song, I always think, “You know what could make this better? If it turned into a Foo Fighters cover. Also, Prince should sing it.”
Within 5 seconds of checking out the Puppy Bowl, I saw a fight break out.
Super Bowl needs to raise the stakes here.
Would have preferred a yet Christina Aguilera, but it was the best one I can remember
sorry…but this is MUCH better than most SB half times..he’s totally rockin it
Is he singing foo fighters?
Prince has gone BUTCH!!
hey shannon, Rex is 6-8. he’s really playing horrible. 1-5 on third down isn’t on him.
Gotta keep yo eye on yo luggage!!!!