Comments on: America’s Most Blunted–They Grow Up So Fast

By: Jude

Jude — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:08:22 +0000

His old man, #11 an all time Gmen great was tough as nails and strong as shit. Phil wouldn’t take shit from nobody, even Ronnie lott in that 7-3 loss in SF on monday night football in ‘90. And the same season when he broke his shit vs Bills.. the man was about to kick darrel talley fucking shit. whil jim kelly was crying from is bruised knee.

By: Concerned Observer

Concerned Observer — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:55:41 +0000

Matt is now at El Camino Jr. College in Torrance, CA. From all accounts from his past history, there is no change in this young mans demeaner. He shows off prior to football practices (in terms of throwing the ball well into the stadium seats) and carries himself as Gods gift to recievers. I believe this kid loves to ride his fathers coat tails. There is no class in this kid nor does he have the heart of a competitor. He runs from competition!!

By: George Vreeland Hill

George Vreeland Hill — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:51:37 +0000

Matt is a moron.
A total jerk who will never make it to the NFL.
He could have, but it takes 100% desire and work.
Matt has neither.
Tell his father that we have had our “Phil” of his son the clown.
I am,

GEORGE VREELAND HILL

By: SERVING BITCHES

SERVING BITCHES — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 05:49:53 +0000

You guys have no lives. You sit on the internet and bash this kid and you don’t even fucking know him. Well guess what motherfuckers I know matt and for all the shit you guys are posting on here no one here would have the balls to say that shit to his face. I bet at least half of you fucks are just St. Peters prep/Bergen Bitches that have nothing better to do than sit on here and look up what the fuck Bosco Kids are doing with their lives. And then you sit there and say “Oh matt simms got caught rollin a blunt, haha he deserves that for embarassing my school for four years, oh let me hit this celebratory joint, and matter of fact I might find more dirt on more former bosco stars and jerk my tiny little chode” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I actually wouldn’t be suprised if its some fucking 50 yr old men that had children that went to bergen and think “Ha when my kid didn’t get that D1 scholarship I wanted him to get after spending millions at Parisis it really wasn’t that bad cuz look at Simm’s kid” as your fucking kid is in his dorm room at fuckin FDU or Rutgers or something smoking a blunt and eating firecrackers as he waits for his next batch of pot brownies to come fresh out of his barbie easy bake oven. Maybe if all you fucks took Roids like Cushing did you guys would actually be half-decent. So all you little fucks get a life and stop talkin shit on some kid you don’t even fucking know

By: Random one liners « Get The Picture

Random one liners « Get The Picture — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:29:51 +0000

[...] Matt Simms, quarterback, dumbass. [...]

By: the butler

the butler — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:54:00 +0000

I almost feel like crediting ‘lil Matty with some cool points, but I can just imagine his gay ass saying “hey, I’m the fucking QB, I get the first shotgun” every time he rolls a blunt.

By: Undead Zombie Horde

Undead Zombie Horde — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:17:00 +0000

UM: plus they've got as many titles as all three Mannings

noyam: Don't they have twice as many?

UM: only if you count the Hostetler game.

touche salesman

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:52:00 +0000

Nice to see KSK upping the THC content so dramatically this past week.

A few more posts like this and we’ll be doing the Red-Eyed Wander at work. Well done.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 20:11:00 +0000

noyam- only if you count the Hostetler game.

By: Walklett

Walklett — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 19:34:00 +0000

His face looks sooo punchable.