Comments on: The Zucchini Bread Fart (Plus The Steve Irwin Memorial Meast of the Week – Divisional Round) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:55:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: Mike Honcho http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9363 Mike Honcho Sat, 20 Jan 2007 22:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9363 Crop dusting and elevator drops can be fun - but the truest form of satisfaction comes from dropping in the face of the person behind you on the escalator.... Crop dusting and elevator drops can be fun – but the truest form of satisfaction comes from dropping in the face of the person behind you on the escalator….

]]> By: BigRicks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9234 BigRicks Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9234 philly cheese steak + Beers = asphyxiation the next morning. philly cheese steak + Beers = asphyxiation the next morning.

]]> By: Kyle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9224 Kyle Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9224 My personal favourite is the fart the morning after a night out where the only thing you drank was Guiness, all night and then had a dodgy kebab from the takeaway on the way home. <br/><br/>The day I manage to bottle that I will become the 43rd nation to be in posession of chemical weapons. My personal favourite is the fart the morning after a night out where the only thing you drank was Guiness, all night and then had a dodgy kebab from the takeaway on the way home.

The day I manage to bottle that I will become the 43rd nation to be in posession of chemical weapons.

]]> By: Caucasion Invasion http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9209 Caucasion Invasion Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9209 Stale cheetos and big macs are a deadly combination, i had to run out of my psych class with poopies dripping down my leg after i farted loud enough to interrupt the professor. My sprint to the nearest bathroom left the mess on my thighs, and clung to my boxers. needless to say i can bet that my poop filled boxers was not the best present the janitor ever recieved Stale cheetos and big macs are a deadly combination, i had to run out of my psych class with poopies dripping down my leg after i farted loud enough to interrupt the professor. My sprint to the nearest bathroom left the mess on my thighs, and clung to my boxers. needless to say i can bet that my poop filled boxers was not the best present the janitor ever recieved

]]> By: LButler36 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9210 LButler36 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9210 If you want the most bang for your buck, you take a wiff of your fart just ass it bubbles up from underwater. Thats pure gas right there, no time to mix in with regular air. If you want the most bang for your buck, you take a wiff of your fart just ass it bubbles up from underwater. Thats pure gas right there, no time to mix in with regular air.

]]> By: Draft Dodgers http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9200 Draft Dodgers Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9200 'The Two Minute Warning'. It usually follows a night of binge drinking and signals the approximate amount of time you have before you shit yourself. ‘The Two Minute Warning’. It usually follows a night of binge drinking and signals the approximate amount of time you have before you shit yourself.

]]> By: rock_n_rye http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9188 rock_n_rye Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9188 Mix lamb gyros, saganaki, fried calamari ,and beer and you get something I call "The Grecian Formula" It smells like fish covered goat turds. Ah the smells from Greek food, now I know why Albanians are so pissy. Mix lamb gyros, saganaki, fried calamari ,and beer and you get something I call “The Grecian Formula” It smells like fish covered goat turds. Ah the smells from Greek food, now I know why Albanians are so pissy.

]]> By: Mezzrow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9185 Mezzrow Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9185 They found the rest of your zucchini bread in Ron Mexico's water bottle. They found the rest of your zucchini bread in Ron Mexico’s water bottle.

]]> By: Mike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9177 Mike Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9177 My wife's been on an international cuisine kick for a few months, so every night our bedroom smells like a different ghetto. Pick your ethnic quarter, the characteristic smells have been in our place.<br/><br/>Anyway, the other night my farts had an odor we'd never smelled before. Somehow rancid, somehow rotten, somehow mysterious. But vile beyond comprehension. These farts went to the 4th dimension, containing an unmistakable sense of AGE. It was as if a mad scientist surgically implanted 20 year-old farts into my abdomen.<br/><br/>She was appalled beyond description, running in horror a number of times. But I was fascinated. And I never did figure out the source. My wife’s been on an international cuisine kick for a few months, so every night our bedroom smells like a different ghetto. Pick your ethnic quarter, the characteristic smells have been in our place.

Anyway, the other night my farts had an odor we’d never smelled before. Somehow rancid, somehow rotten, somehow mysterious. But vile beyond comprehension. These farts went to the 4th dimension, containing an unmistakable sense of AGE. It was as if a mad scientist surgically implanted 20 year-old farts into my abdomen.

She was appalled beyond description, running in horror a number of times. But I was fascinated. And I never did figure out the source.

]]> By: whitefolks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/zucchini-bread-fart-plus-steve-irwin_18.html/comment-page-1#comment-9175 whitefolks Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-zucchini-bread-fart-plus-the-steve-irwin-memorial-meast-of-the-week-divisional-round.html#comment-9175 I come from a long line of farters. My grandfather is a farter, my father is a farter, and my great-great-great uncle in Russia wrestled bears and shit himself whilst being squeezed by said orsine.<br/><br/>My grandfather deserves the credit that many have tried to steal from him, even on this board. I believe it was 1938 when he first attempted the feat which would become known as the "Wrong Floor." By virtue of his getting on a crowded elevator, passing gas before getting to the second floor and departing no later than the fifth, a revolution was born. The truest flatulent statesman has to wait at least two floors before departing. One has to see the look on the faces of those who are writhing in a short number of moving cubic feet.<br/><br/>The most diplomatic use of his skills began in 1968 when my family moved to Miami (Dad & Grandfather). Anxiously awaiting the waves of Cubans who would cross our shores and the eventual Mariel exodus, he hatched a plan. The gift would be born in a synergy of kosher salami, copious amounts of deli mustard and no shortage of thinly-sliced onion. He would decide to go to any public location, ensconce himself into a group of old Cuban ladies and let it go silently (not that you would hear anything near them). The trick is then to move away, but still close enough to see them begin to argue over who let it go. <br/><br/>Thus, the Cuban Surprise Fart. I come from a long line of farters. My grandfather is a farter, my father is a farter, and my great-great-great uncle in Russia wrestled bears and shit himself whilst being squeezed by said orsine.

My grandfather deserves the credit that many have tried to steal from him, even on this board. I believe it was 1938 when he first attempted the feat which would become known as the “Wrong Floor.” By virtue of his getting on a crowded elevator, passing gas before getting to the second floor and departing no later than the fifth, a revolution was born. The truest flatulent statesman has to wait at least two floors before departing. One has to see the look on the faces of those who are writhing in a short number of moving cubic feet.

The most diplomatic use of his skills began in 1968 when my family moved to Miami (Dad & Grandfather). Anxiously awaiting the waves of Cubans who would cross our shores and the eventual Mariel exodus, he hatched a plan. The gift would be born in a synergy of kosher salami, copious amounts of deli mustard and no shortage of thinly-sliced onion. He would decide to go to any public location, ensconce himself into a group of old Cuban ladies and let it go silently (not that you would hear anything near them). The trick is then to move away, but still close enough to see them begin to argue over who let it go.

Thus, the Cuban Surprise Fart.

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