Comments on: The Spain Train Returns, DerailsAll Over The eBays On Way To Miami http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: 6Q: Sarah Spain – Mouthpiece Sports | Gunaxin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-147407 6Q: Sarah Spain – Mouthpiece Sports | Gunaxin Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:19:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-147407 [...] Sports, covering all aspects of Chicago sports. She became ‘famous’ following her Super Bowl publicity stunt, but she is certainly more than just Boobs with a Mic (sometimes she writes too).  She has been [...] [...] Sports, covering all aspects of Chicago sports. She became ‘famous’ following her Super Bowl publicity stunt, but she is certainly more than just Boobs with a Mic (sometimes she writes too).  She has been [...]

]]> By: Narodnik http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-10059 Narodnik Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-10059 It looks like there are two Sarahs.<br/><br/>Here's the link to the one trying to get the Bears tickets.<br/><br/><a HREF="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12135419" REL="nofollow">Sarah MySpace Link</a> It looks like there are two Sarahs.

Here’s the link to the one trying to get the Bears tickets.

Sarah MySpace Link

]]> By: Lazarus http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-10041 Lazarus Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:18:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-10041 Cant keep a good Ivy league mind down. The page is back up with a less whore-ish sounding proposition<br/><br/>http://cgi.ebay.com/TAKE-2-CHEERLEADING-POM-POMS-ON-A-DATE-2-THE-SUPER-BOWL_W0QQitemZ270083594887QQihZ017QQcategoryZ16122QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Cant keep a good Ivy league mind down. The page is back up with a less whore-ish sounding proposition

http://cgi.ebay.com/TAKE-2-CHEERLEADING-POM-POMS-ON-A-DATE-2-THE-SUPER-BOWL_W0QQitemZ270083594887QQihZ017QQcategoryZ16122QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

]]> By: big bri http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9989 big bri Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:29:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9989 thank god bowden got me hooked on the ebays thank god bowden got me hooked on the ebays

]]> By: micronaut http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9987 micronaut Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9987 She should've majored in bigger tits. She should’ve majored in bigger tits.

]]> By: Ruthless Gravity http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9983 Ruthless Gravity Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:34:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9983 congrats on making iy onto MSNBC congrats on making iy onto MSNBC

]]> By: Natty http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9982 Natty Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9982 I like how the comments here track the progression from "this is awesome!" to "stupid whore!" as more information is revealed. Not that those two are mutually exclusive. I like how the comments here track the progression from “this is awesome!” to “stupid whore!” as more information is revealed. Not that those two are mutually exclusive.

]]> By: Awful Chief http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9979 Awful Chief Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9979 dude...just paste the link. dude…just paste the link.

]]> By: jawz http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9978 jawz Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9978 From her Myspace blog "Patience": <br/><br/>"...Men need to have their careers and their money matters in order before they feel as though they can get married. In the meantime, every woman they date gets older and loses her luster as fast as a mid-season pilot starring that guy who used to be on ..Head of the Class... New pilot season...new relationship. Meanwhile, women in LA want to stay young and beautiful so they can reap the benefits of a city that..s full of free rides. They..re always looking for the next guy to take them to a hot party, introduce them to a big director or give them a discount on their next botox session. So why is it that everyone I know says they're ready for something real? Everyone says that they're looking for someone who doesn't want to play games--someone who isn't "LA." If all these men and women are saying the same thing, why can't they find each other? 'Cause most people are full of shit, that's why.<br/><br/>That guy you know who says he wants a relationship can't really open up and give himself to someone else until he decides who HE is...and by that I mean, if he gets that movie his stock will go up and so will the quality of his sexual partners. Why settle now? He could be the next "it" guy. Besides, he..s already decided that he can..t settle down until he hits 35. Not 34. Not 36. 35 on the nose. He..s decided that by then he..ll have gotten all the necessary threesomes, random sex and meaningless flings out of his system. Sadly for him, by the time he hits 30 he may be balding, pot-bellied, and wishing he..d stuck with that gorgeous, amazing, devoted girlfriend he had in his 20..s. Meanwhile, that girl who talks your ear off about wanting to find a nice guy to really connect with is full of shit, too. She just wants to find someone to commit to her so she can have consistent sex without feeling guilty or adding to her ..numbers... Give her a few drinks and introduce her to the newest draftee for the Lakers and watch how quickly she forgets that "boyfriend" she's got whipped waiting for her back home.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I..m antsy, I..m cranky, and I..m tired of dating weirdos. I..m in no hurry to get married but it would be nice to meet a man that doesn..t have the emotional maturity level of a high schooler. Someone who would be perfectly happy to give up sex with strippers named Cinnamon if he could go home every night to someone who understands him. Someone who doesn..t need to spend the first 3 months of a relationship pretending to be a good guy only to admit he..s a cheater and a cad and he's "not good enough for you" just as the feelings get deep. Or, if none of those scenarios is possible, someone who will introduce me to David LaChappelle, take me to a party at Luke Walton..s house, help me pay for my new tits, and agree to sleep with me for at least the next 3-4 months."(sic)<br/><br/>'sayin. From her Myspace blog “Patience”:

“…Men need to have their careers and their money matters in order before they feel as though they can get married. In the meantime, every woman they date gets older and loses her luster as fast as a mid-season pilot starring that guy who used to be on ..Head of the Class… New pilot season…new relationship. Meanwhile, women in LA want to stay young and beautiful so they can reap the benefits of a city that..s full of free rides. They..re always looking for the next guy to take them to a hot party, introduce them to a big director or give them a discount on their next botox session. So why is it that everyone I know says they’re ready for something real? Everyone says that they’re looking for someone who doesn’t want to play games–someone who isn’t “LA.” If all these men and women are saying the same thing, why can’t they find each other? ‘Cause most people are full of shit, that’s why.

That guy you know who says he wants a relationship can’t really open up and give himself to someone else until he decides who HE is…and by that I mean, if he gets that movie his stock will go up and so will the quality of his sexual partners. Why settle now? He could be the next “it” guy. Besides, he..s already decided that he can..t settle down until he hits 35. Not 34. Not 36. 35 on the nose. He..s decided that by then he..ll have gotten all the necessary threesomes, random sex and meaningless flings out of his system. Sadly for him, by the time he hits 30 he may be balding, pot-bellied, and wishing he..d stuck with that gorgeous, amazing, devoted girlfriend he had in his 20..s. Meanwhile, that girl who talks your ear off about wanting to find a nice guy to really connect with is full of shit, too. She just wants to find someone to commit to her so she can have consistent sex without feeling guilty or adding to her ..numbers… Give her a few drinks and introduce her to the newest draftee for the Lakers and watch how quickly she forgets that “boyfriend” she’s got whipped waiting for her back home.

…

I..m antsy, I..m cranky, and I..m tired of dating weirdos. I..m in no hurry to get married but it would be nice to meet a man that doesn..t have the emotional maturity level of a high schooler. Someone who would be perfectly happy to give up sex with strippers named Cinnamon if he could go home every night to someone who understands him. Someone who doesn..t need to spend the first 3 months of a relationship pretending to be a good guy only to admit he..s a cheater and a cad and he’s “not good enough for you” just as the feelings get deep. Or, if none of those scenarios is possible, someone who will introduce me to David LaChappelle, take me to a party at Luke Walton..s house, help me pay for my new tits, and agree to sleep with me for at least the next 3-4 months.”(sic)

‘sayin.

]]> By: kometfan4841 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/spain-train-returns-derailsall-over.html/comment-page-1#comment-9973 kometfan4841 Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/01/the-spain-train-returns-derailsall-over-the-ebays-on-way-to-miami.html#comment-9973 So let's review. Someone should pay this trollop to go to the game with him, but she won't have to, umm, earn the ticket, so to speak. Dude, sell the extra ticket on EBay and use some of the proceeds to buy some high-class professional Miami Beach trim after the game. Heck, you probably won't have to talk to her! So let’s review. Someone should pay this trollop to go to the game with him, but she won’t have to, umm, earn the ticket, so to speak. Dude, sell the extra ticket on EBay and use some of the proceeds to buy some high-class professional Miami Beach trim after the game. Heck, you probably won’t have to talk to her!

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