Mel gets his looks from my better half, Eva Braun.

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Miami! Next up, religious zealot and father of Mel, Hutton Gibson!

The Super Bowl–the biggest threat to moral Catholics since the Jews confabulated the “Holocaust”. Not surprisingly this scourge was perpetuated by heretics and heathens. Every year millions of Americans waste away worshiping false idols instead of spending the day in God’s House praying for Judgement Day’s arrival. I’ll smile when they are all burning in eternal hellfire–especially that Peyton Manning. I think you know how I feel about the sodomites.

I don’t care for Lovie Smith. I don’t have anything in particular against the blacks but this one thinks he’s a bit too clever. Well I have something to tell you Mr. Smith, I once won $150,000,000 on Jeopardy in 1908 and I wasn’t born until 1918…Gloria in Excelsis Deo!

All I ever hear about the Tony Dungy is what a fine upstanding Christian he is. BLASPHEMER! That heathen doesn’t understand the true meaning of the word, he should try doing it my way. Even I don’t always understand my own mass, I took communion 333 times last week (I’m also an obsessive compulsive alcoholic). That amateur is no better than the Koran kissers in the Vatican.

What’s with this Rex Grossman, they say he isn’t a Jew but I can pick up his scent from here…it’s like musk mixed with goat’s blood and whitefish.

As for the game itself, I’ll be praying for a flood that would drown Noah himself–Jew. If you really must make me choose I’ll take the Colts 31-21…because I’m a craziest asshole alive. Now I have to go drink this liter of urine while cutting myself to The Passion.

Thanks, Hutton! We’ll have more celebrity picks as we approach the big game!