It’s Not Whoring If You Enjoy It
Taking a page from the ESPN/HBO/MTV insufferable self-whoring playbook, I should probably tell you we’ve been nominated for Best Sports Blog at the 2007 Bloggies. You can vote here:
2007.bloggies.com
Apparently, this is the most prestigious award in blogging, which is like winning an award for Smallest Penis Among Railroad Timetable Collectors. And, speaking of penises and superlatives, here’s a pic of Keeley Hazell to win your vote.
Also, I did an interview with the Chicago Sports Review. You can read it here. (Note the cover of the issue! Rextasy goes mainstream!) Not enough dick jokes for my taste in that interview. I have quite the taste for dick. Wait, that came out wrong…
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January 26th, 2007 at 9:21 am
sounds like the Up in Alaska chick is already talking a little smack:
“It’s the one-stop-blog where you can get all of your World Series of Superbowl Finals information from those in the know. It (sic) think that means I have a pretty good chance of winning, but maybe you could drop into the Bloggies and cast your vote anyway.”
GO AHEAD AND CROWN HER ASS!
January 26th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Nice blog, Rickey likes. You should go to Rickey’s blog. Or post a link to it. You’d like it too:
http://ridingwithricky.blogspot.com/
January 26th, 2007 at 9:44 am
why were you not nominated for best Asian blog?
January 26th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Congratulations! But what the fuck is ‘Up in Alaska’? Where’s FreeDarko? Where’s Fire Joe Morgan?
January 26th, 2007 at 10:21 am
done BDD. Now how do you whore for the deadspinners to vote for you.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:55 am
That was the best interview I’ve ever read.
oh, and fyi, if you click on that picture it enlarges… the picture, that is.
January 26th, 2007 at 11:00 am
It enlarges.
January 26th, 2007 at 11:29 am
I’ll vote for y’all, but I think you guys are just making these awards up
January 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I feel sorry for Bear fans I know who don’t know why I call Rex Grossman the Sex Cannon.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
that picture is enough to have me vote for you. bless you
January 26th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
son of a …
Jay (of Jay & Silent Bob) did not say the “slandering others anonymously” line - that was Banky Edwards!! grrrrr…
January 26th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
> It’s Not Whoring If You Enjoy It
Actually, I thought that was the definition of “whoring.”
January 26th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
It’s Not Whoring If There’s No Risk Of Pubic Lice Involved
January 26th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Is Keeley Hazell Brazilian?
January 26th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I think it’s like winning largest penis among railroad timetable collectors, insomuch as it’s at least an award one could put on one’s mantle with the shame of nerddom alone, rather than the shame of practical eunuchdom. So unlike the smallest penis award, which I would spare you all, I did in fact vote.
it’s hard out here for a ho.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Is Keeley Hazell Brazilian?
She’s British. (Your first hint of that would be the “British-Babes.co.uk” tag on that image.)
But she might have a Brazilian.
In any case, she embiggens me.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
“What constitutes a prostitute is the pursuit of profit”
January 26th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Is Keeley Hazell Brazilian?
1. British-Babes.co.uk
2. Her name sounds like she belongs in the Spice Girls.
3. She looks about as Brazilian as Laura Bush.
But a helluva guess anyhow, Anon.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
It was more a reference to pubic hair than anything else, but… meh.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
“What constitutes a prostitute is the pursuit of profit”
I ain’t saying BDD’s a gold digger…
January 26th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
If you lose to a chick who rides her bike in the snow and some blog about soccer, do they get your balls as their prize?
January 27th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Have you guys seen Keeley’s sex tape? She’s got the Playboy.
January 27th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
anon- wrong chicagoan.