Back When The Air Was Clean And The Athletes Were Returnable

Don’t you remember the good ol’ days? I sure do.

I remember the days before NFL coverage was touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial. I remember when the games didn’t seem so long. I remember Keith Jackson and Don Meredith in the booth. I remember when Chris Berman actually had hair on all sides of his head. And I remember when all of the players used to be animated beer bottles.




Man, those were the days.

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20 Responses to “Back When The Air Was Clean And The Athletes Were Returnable”

  1. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Why ask why? Start Bud Dry!

  2. MDG Says:

    remember when they brought in the fridge?

    I remember being squarely on the side of bud light even though I was 10 at the time.

  3. Captain Caveman Says:

    MDG — concur. This is what made up my prepubescent mind that beer awesome.

    Bud Dry = Doug Williams. One great game, then he passed into obscurity.

  4. LButler36 Says:

    I must have missed the saftey

  5. Unsilent Majority Says:

    CC- Timmy Smith works better.

  6. highonLowe Says:

    Bud’s QB has a glass arm, an invisible glass arm

  7. MDT Says:

    I have fond memories of gambling on the outcome of the Bud Bowl.

  8. doug_plank Says:

    Those Bud Bowls were fixed, IMO.

  9. FenwayFaithful78 Says:

    Now if only the real super bowl were going to be that entertaining…..

  10. Clint Says:

    I remember those days. ahhhh. I didnt’ drink beer then, I was too young. However, I always wanted BUDWEISER to win because I liked the color red. Little did I know that I’d end up liking them even more when I did start to drink beer at the age of 14, and that I’d hate Bud Light. It’s still shit.

  11. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    “Do you remember a time when women couldn’t vote, and certain folk weren’t allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farms remembers!”

  12. Signal to Noise Says:

    Bud Ice always started strong, then cooled off in the second half.

  13. the chief Says:

    Are you implying that Puppy Bowl is somehow less than Bud Bowl? I’d elaborate on this, but as I was typing that, my balls fell off and rolled under the desk. Damn, they’re way back there too. Gonna have to get a clotheshanger or something.

  14. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Damn I miss the Bud Bowl.

  15. McFad Says:

    Forget Lingeries Bowls, Puppy Bowls, Finger Bowls, MTV halftimes, just show me a Bud Bowl in its entirety at the half.

  16. J Money Says:

    It’s fun to see pontificating fat-ass Berman being a sellout. Somewhat less so to see Keith Jackson doing the same thing.

    If nothing else it was well-designed, keeping you watching their commercials each quarter.

  17. Otto Man Says:

    Forget Lingeries Bowls, Puppy Bowls, Finger Bowls,

    Could we try a Finger the Lingerie Model Bowl? No puppies, please.

    P.S. I am not a crank.

  18. Aaron Says:

    The same site has Bud Bowl IV and VI.

    Bud Bowl 3
    Bud Bowl IV
    Bud Bowl VI

  19. CSG Says:

    What the fuck ever happened to dry beer?

    And more importantly, I’m pretty sure you can’t wield a bottle opener on the field.

  20. Barry.Petchesky Says:

    Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins, your daughter loves you?

    Not Duff Dry, Washington!

    Okay, okay…they’re both great teams.

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