The Weblog Awards: A Photo Essay

It’s finally official: for whatever reason, the Weblog Awards people didn’t strip us of our title, so you can expect another 12 months or so of us referring to ourselves as “award-winning” and the “Best Sports Blog.” I’m sure it won’t get old at all.

Some people seem to be opposed to our victory in the bullshit election process, probably because after Deadspin, the #1 referrer to KSK is usually a Google search of “bukkake.”

I take umbrage to that. We provide a vital service to people looking for important information. For example, last night, while looking through our site referrals, I found that someone came to KSK by conducting the following Google search (and I quote):

how big should my dick be im 15

And there are people who think TrueHoop’s a better blog. Pfff.

With that, here’s our self-congratulatory victory lap, as told in images.







(The answer, of course, is no fewer than 10 inches fully erect. Less than that and you’ll never write for KSK. Although if you’re under three inches, SI.com is hiring.)

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42 Responses to “The Weblog Awards: A Photo Essay”

  1. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    I attribute our victory to us being 7% Jewish. Mazel Tov!

  2. The Dude Says:

    Congrats gentlemen! Well deserved.

  3. Clint Says:

    I love your blog, but to say you guys could even carry Deadspin’s jock is a bit of a stretch. They’ve been around for years, while you’ve been around for what? A few minutes…. Congrats on the award, but Deadspin is obviously what you aspire to be.

  4. Draft Dodgers Says:

    Well done. It’s nice to see shameless self-promotion can still lead to victory.
    By the way, if you have an innie, the worldwide leader in sports is hiring.

  5. BJ Says:

    No clothes on that Cat? CC, I’m high disappointed.

  6. BJ Says:

    *higly; but I’m also a little high from the weekend.

  7. highonLowe Says:

    yeah, I heard that’s how Gregg Doyel got in there

  8. Unsilent Majority Says:

    country clint, we don’t actually claim to be deadspin’s superior, this is in jest. however deadspin has been around for less than a year and a half. just shows how quickly a site can take off when it’s that good.

  9. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    “The Catch”

    Fuck. Why’d you have to use that? Now I’m in a bad fucking mood. Stupid Montana throwing it to dumb Clark…fucking 49ers. Now I’m gonna have to watch a mess of youtube videos that show the 49ers get beaten…oh wait, not even the Seahawks at home can beat the 49ers.

    I need a hug…

  10. 8hrdrive Says:

    country clint likes to fuck his country sister

  11. Captain Caveman Says:

    Deadspin is obviously what you aspire to be.

    I’m not even going to list the different ways that this statement is wildly incorrect. You may want to fine-tune your irony detector.

    Or kill yourself.

  12. Suss & The Family Stone Says:

    Aw, why can’t I be Everson Walls?

    ‘Least I’m not Craig Ehlo.

  13. dusty Says:

    For the love of god..did you have to use that pic of the fat wrestler? I will have to find the eye wash dammit, their burning bad..

    Hey, I like Deadspin, but I stop here first..You guys right long posts..Deadspin, not so much.

  14. dusty Says:

    Christ..”write”, not “right”..wake and bake this am does wonders for our spelling ability.

  15. Byrd Says:

    My favorite part of the wrestling pic is how absolutely bored all of the spectators look, during what is obviously the climax of the match. Were I that big, there’s no way that I would throw on a pink leotard for the edification of 20 parents and kids who can’t even get excited for a teabag chokehold.

    And yes, while deadspin is superb, I definitely check ksk first, which is why i voted early and often. Though it didn’t hurt that y’all kept posting links to the voting site, because there’s no way in hell i was going to track back to find the first.

  16. swing4 Says:

    I kind of always suspected that the KSK blogger wardrobe included a pink singlet.

  17. Unsilent Majority Says:

    even the ref is bowing down to lobsterman!

  18. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    Teabagging your opponent while pinning him AND flashing the “Live Long And Prosper” to the crowd?

    That’s multitasking. Hey, he should get that tumor looked at.

  19. Unsilent Majority Says:

    mmp, those are lobster claws…HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT???

  20. tbart213 Says:

    Marmalarde….dead

    Neidermeyer….dead

    Deadspin…..

  21. Basshole Says:

    MMP, I’d say that there is solid 6-inch layer of fat between lobsterman’s nuts and the other guy’s face, so he’s not really teabagging him.

  22. Awful Chief Says:

    Diecast Dude got gunted. Indaface!

  23. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    UM, find me a lobster with thumbs and we’ll talk.

    Bass, still very unpleasant.

    And when did Bret Hart start performing as Lobsterman? He has certainly let himself go.

  24. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    You KSK guys should send LobsterMan posters to everyone who voted for the others.

  25. Unsilent Majority Says:

    It looks like Kramer from Mad Money after ten thousand trips to the buffet line

  26. whimsicalnbrainpan Says:

    Congratulations you deserve it!

  27. Canadian Bobsled Champ Says:

    I’d pay good money to see Lobsterman and The Boston Crab go one on one for the marine crustaceans championship belt. Winner faces FredEx in a steel cage

  28. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Congratulations you deserve it!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  29. BigTDog Says:

    7% Jewish?

    Is Unsilent Majority half off?

  30. Byrd Says:

    Why does lobsterman have gloves on in the posters, but not in the ring? That’s some false advertising. Although, the crowd was certainly informed that they’d see some mangina annd they still showed up.

  31. BoSox Siobhan Says:

    BigT – Unsilent Majority is (gasp) only half Jewish. I was shocked to find that out.

  32. Unsilent Majority Says:

    born half raised full

  33. Walklett Says:

    I didn’t vote for a web log contest cause that’s gay (and I just discovered KSK about 2 weeks ago). But I love your site. Congrats.

    Cunty Clit, get over yourself.

  34. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    Like all Jews, UM rounds up.

  35. BigTDog Says:

    Only the good half, right UM?[/goodfellas]

  36. pradajames Says:

    fupa, there it is!

  37. epsknows Says:

    That looks like my cat, maybe they all look alike though. And, um, er, is the Ref praying to the lobster vulcan man or trying to find his happy place?

    Oh and Ocho Cincos pictoral on his shoes, that’s sweet.

  38. Unsilent Majority Says:

    espknows- I almost wet myself when i saw those

  39. ARR Says:

    congrats. i’ve been reading ever since the hand of god (deadspin) was gracious enough to drop a KSK link. now i like you guys better than deadspin. but, you better keep writing good stuff and don’t be like some (simmons) who begin to mail it in, write lame shit and name-drop lame celebrities so that people will think they’re cool and famous now. if you start doing this then i will revoke your fucking weblog award by prying it out of your cold, dead hands after i murder all of you.

  40. beisbolct Says:

    was winnars mispelled purposely??

  41. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    beisbolct….you’ve not spent much time on the internet, huh?

  42. Crank Says:

    Only 12 months? I won the award in 2004 and I still have the logo on my site. It’s forever, man.

    Congrats. It was well-deserved.

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