Comments on: Like You I’m at Work and I’m Quite Bored

By: NOT A REAL BLOG JERKS

NOT A REAL BLOG JERKS — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:25:00 +0000

This is a great blog, guys. Great work.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:43:00 +0000

I got two cash cards, a microwave (still furnishing an apartment) and a couple of dress shirts and jeans (useful).

I gave coffee to several co-workers, a computer stereo system to mom, dad got jazz records, and my aunt got jewelry.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:41:00 +0000

Is it me or does the horse bear a haunting resemblance to Eli?

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:38:00 +0000

I mainly got gift cards this year, but one gift from my brother was a picture frame, with a picture of me and some friends getting shit-faced in it. I just like the idea of putting that frame up on the wall, and having everyone who stops by and see it think I am proud of my ability to drink alcohol and look like an idiot.

Which I am.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:29:00 +0000

yeah, this kind of bowl holds my keys.

laser- send that shit this way. we’ll be much more entertaining.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:37:00 +0000

what’s wrong with a ceramic bowl? they don’t get too hot in your hand and don’t break as easily as glass.

By: Laser Rocket Arm

Laser Rocket Arm — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 23:46:00 +0000

Let’s see … I fell down the stairs last Tuesday, messed up my shoulder, got Vicodin, went to my in-laws, was provided with beer so I could make Brett Favre Specials (a/k/a Mississippi Martinis), and spent Xmas weekend comfortably numb and free from having to interact with anyone. Oh–and I got many gift cards and a Hines Ward jersey. And the Jets won last night. And my shoulder is better so I still have Vicodin left. Life is good.

By: bleedjetgreen

bleedjetgreen — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 23:34:00 +0000

My wife gave me an iHome alarm clock. Only problem is my iPOD - it isn’t compatible with the alarm clock because its a “2nd generation” iPOD.

So let me get this straight? My iPOD works with my crappy PC, but it can’t work with some newfangled Apple product. Suddenly, I feel like kicking the Apple dude from the commercials right in the balls.

My wife is all pissed now. Thanks a lot Mr Jobs. I hope you get cancer …

Wait, you already have cancer… my bad, dude, my bad.

By: Roy Hobbs

Roy Hobbs — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:49:00 +0000

My best friend gave me Terry Bradshaw’s first album. I was stunned that the modifier “first” needed to be applied, but apparently he made two Christian albums back in the 70’s.

Needless to say, I’ve already framed it and mounted it on the wall next to the nearly life-size picture of “The Tackle” from last year’s Steelers-Colts game.

By: Grimey

Grimey — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 21:51:00 +0000

I got my sister some iTunes gift cards, and in order to actually give her something to unwrap, I got her the Clue DVD board game. This is the most piece of shit gift I have ever given anyone. They have completely destroyed the original game of Clue.

First, they’ve changed the crime from a grisly murder to a petty theft… I guess Hasbro got sick and tired of getting blamed for all those murders over the years.

Second, they’ve added new characters. Plus some of them are African-American, which makes solving the crime much easier.