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	<title>Comments on: Roger Goodell Wants More Chicks</title>
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	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Critical Sports Blog</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6499</link>
		<dc:creator>Critical Sports Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a woman knows the game-fine. If hse's trying to talk about her favorite episode of Sex and the City whilst thy hallowed game is being played-fuck her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a woman knows the game-fine. If hse&#8217;s trying to talk about her favorite episode of Sex and the City whilst thy hallowed game is being played-fuck her.</p>
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		<title>By: Jutter</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6493</link>
		<dc:creator>Jutter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mom? Is that you in the first pic?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mom? Is that you in the first pic?</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6468</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt; I heard he's a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He tried phone sex, but his fingers were too fat to dial.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> I heard he&#8217;s a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.</i></p>
<p>He tried phone sex, but his fingers were too fat to dial.</p>
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		<title>By: Dickens Cider</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6462</link>
		<dc:creator>Dickens Cider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yikes...please tell me that Raiders "chick" is really Frank Caliendo doing one of his fox pregame skits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yikes&#8230;please tell me that Raiders &#8220;chick&#8221; is really Frank Caliendo doing one of his fox pregame skits.</p>
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		<title>By: Unsilent Majority</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6451</link>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God invented tippy toes for a reason.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God invented tippy toes for a reason.</p>
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		<title>By: Becky</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6449</link>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A little advice when purchasing household appliances for the purpose of pleasuring yourself and your partner, do not get the front loading dryers.  Simply too tall, unless you are hittin' it with Yao Ming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A little advice when purchasing household appliances for the purpose of pleasuring yourself and your partner, do not get the front loading dryers.  Simply too tall, unless you are hittin&#8217; it with Yao Ming.</p>
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		<title>By: Dat RoRo Kid</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6448</link>
		<dc:creator>Dat RoRo Kid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do they make Miami Dolphins cheerleader outfits available to the public for halftime use?  No?  Oh, what's the use...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do they make Miami Dolphins cheerleader outfits available to the public for halftime use?  No?  Oh, what&#8217;s the use&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Finsperfect72</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6447</link>
		<dc:creator>Finsperfect72</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who knew that 'female' and 'football fan' were f words that didn't go together?  And here I thought that wearing only my Marino jersey during games while cursing Culpepper was sexy.  No?  Remember, it is possible that girls can both watch/understand the game and make the nachos as well.  And give a helluva great halftime show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knew that &#8216;female&#8217; and &#8216;football fan&#8217; were f words that didn&#8217;t go together?  And here I thought that wearing only my Marino jersey during games while cursing Culpepper was sexy.  No?  Remember, it is possible that girls can both watch/understand the game and make the nachos as well.  And give a helluva great halftime show.</p>
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		<title>By: Dat RoRo Kid</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6444</link>
		<dc:creator>Dat RoRo Kid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, you cannot stop da mackin'...you're even trying to convince UM of how handsome you are!  great work amusement...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, you cannot stop da mackin&#8217;&#8230;you&#8217;re even trying to convince UM of how handsome you are!  great work amusement&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Caveman</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/roger-goodell-wants-more-chicks.html#comment-6443</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Caveman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Shameless self-promotion/fishing for compliments on a Blogger comments board is weeeeeiiiirrd.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You're right, usually the self-promotion goes straight into my posts. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;I heard he's a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yes, but a HANDSOME shut-in...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Shameless self-promotion/fishing for compliments on a Blogger comments board is weeeeeiiiirrd.</i></p>
<p>You&#8217;re right, usually the self-promotion goes straight into my posts. </p>
<p><i>I heard he&#8217;s a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.</i></p>
<p>Yes, but a HANDSOME shut-in&#8230;</p>
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