Comments on: Roger Goodell Wants More Chicks

By: Critical Sports Blog

Critical Sports Blog — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:49:00 +0000

If a woman knows the game-fine. If hse’s trying to talk about her favorite episode of Sex and the City whilst thy hallowed game is being played-fuck her.

By: Jutter

Jutter — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:39:00 +0000

Mom? Is that you in the first pic?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:47:00 +0000

I heard he's a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.

He tried phone sex, but his fingers were too fat to dial.

By: Dickens Cider

Dickens Cider — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:15:00 +0000

Yikes…please tell me that Raiders “chick” is really Frank Caliendo doing one of his fox pregame skits.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:41:00 +0000

God invented tippy toes for a reason.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:33:00 +0000

A little advice when purchasing household appliances for the purpose of pleasuring yourself and your partner, do not get the front loading dryers. Simply too tall, unless you are hittin’ it with Yao Ming.

By: Dat RoRo Kid

Dat RoRo Kid — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:16:00 +0000

Do they make Miami Dolphins cheerleader outfits available to the public for halftime use? No? Oh, what’s the use…

By: Finsperfect72

Finsperfect72 — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:13:00 +0000

Who knew that ‘female’ and ‘football fan’ were f words that didn’t go together? And here I thought that wearing only my Marino jersey during games while cursing Culpepper was sexy. No? Remember, it is possible that girls can both watch/understand the game and make the nachos as well. And give a helluva great halftime show.

By: Dat RoRo Kid

Dat RoRo Kid — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:57:00 +0000

Man, you cannot stop da mackin’…you’re even trying to convince UM of how handsome you are! great work amusement…

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:54:00 +0000

Shameless self-promotion/fishing for compliments on a Blogger comments board is weeeeeiiiirrd.

You're right, usually the self-promotion goes straight into my posts.

I heard he's a shut-in who pleasures himself with household appliances.

Yes, but a HANDSOME shut-in...