Comments on: I’m Putting My Money on the Gap-Toothed Bagel Nosher in Jersey http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:59:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: ajsmith http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6612 ajsmith Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6612 OK, I'm on a one-week win streak, my longest of the season, so ingnore my scorching De Mornay-like hotness at your peril.<br/><br/>'Boys (-whateveryougottagive) over (my) Giants. This is the "take one for the team and get the lunatic coach fired" pick of the year.<br/><br/>KC (-5) over Cleveland. The Browns look finished, and even epic clock-mismanagement by Herm "king of the uncalled timeout" Edwards shouldn't matter here.<br/><br/>Jets (E) over GB - Brett Farve is going to keep his games-played streak going this week even though he can't feel anything below his elbow. F*%K the team, I'm goin' to Canton, boys!<br/><br/>Broncos (-4) over Seattle - How much you wanna bet that the Denver O-line suddenly remembers how to run-block now that they don't have to worry that every time they end up in a passing situation they're 50-50 to watch Plummer throw it to the wrong guy. Fans go nuts for Cutler, Broncs' Defense stop covering their eyes when the offense is on the field, Drop-back play-action back into the game-plan. Broncos win 26-13. OK, I’m on a one-week win streak, my longest of the season, so ingnore my scorching De Mornay-like hotness at your peril.

‘Boys (-whateveryougottagive) over (my) Giants. This is the “take one for the team and get the lunatic coach fired” pick of the year.

KC (-5) over Cleveland. The Browns look finished, and even epic clock-mismanagement by Herm “king of the uncalled timeout” Edwards shouldn’t matter here.

Jets (E) over GB - Brett Farve is going to keep his games-played streak going this week even though he can’t feel anything below his elbow. F*%K the team, I’m goin’ to Canton, boys!

Broncos (-4) over Seattle - How much you wanna bet that the Denver O-line suddenly remembers how to run-block now that they don’t have to worry that every time they end up in a passing situation they’re 50-50 to watch Plummer throw it to the wrong guy. Fans go nuts for Cutler, Broncs’ Defense stop covering their eyes when the offense is on the field, Drop-back play-action back into the game-plan. Broncos win 26-13.

]]> By: wflcannon http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6610 wflcannon Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:39:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6610 STL -6.5 Ariz<br/>NE -13.5 Det<br/>Chi -9 My Vikes<br/>NO -7 SF<br/>NO -SF over 45.5<br/>KC -5 Cle STL -6.5 Ariz
NE -13.5 Det
Chi -9 My Vikes
NO -7 SF
NO -SF over 45.5
KC -5 Cle

]]> By: Signal to Noise http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6604 Signal to Noise Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6604 I hate to even think it, but has Tom Cruise's recent bat-shit-nuts behavior diminshed this movie slightly, despite the ever-present-hotness of De Mornay? <br/><br/>I have a hard time shaking this.<br/><br/>Skins (-1) on the Falcons -- Atlanta's corners can't cover lately and see their owner's comments about their wide receivers.<br/>Seattle (+4) at Denver -- I hate betting against my team, but rookie QB's first start + recent malfunctions in the Shanahan Tailback Factory = Hawks cover. I hate to even think it, but has Tom Cruise’s recent bat-shit-nuts behavior diminshed this movie slightly, despite the ever-present-hotness of De Mornay?

I have a hard time shaking this.

Skins (-1) on the Falcons — Atlanta’s corners can’t cover lately and see their owner’s comments about their wide receivers.
Seattle (+4) at Denver — I hate betting against my team, but rookie QB’s first start + recent malfunctions in the Shanahan Tailback Factory = Hawks cover.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6603 Unsilent Majority Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6603 cecil, as far as i'm concerned it's not gay bashing unless the guy is actually gay. i mock strahan because his own damn wife tried to out him during his divorce.<br/><br/>i love gay people, they're a clean and joy filled people.<br/><br/>BUT I DO HATE KOREAN/MEXICANS!!! cecil, as far as i’m concerned it’s not gay bashing unless the guy is actually gay. i mock strahan because his own damn wife tried to out him during his divorce.

i love gay people, they’re a clean and joy filled people.

BUT I DO HATE KOREAN/MEXICANS!!!

]]> By: cecil_espy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6589 cecil_espy Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6589 I'm tired of the gay athlete bashing on this site. I could be a Korean, gay, Mexican who watches the CW for all you know. I’m tired of the gay athlete bashing on this site. I could be a Korean, gay, Mexican who watches the CW for all you know.

]]> By: 8hrdrive http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6556 8hrdrive Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6556 Rebecca de Morney is a hooker in every movie she's ever made. I like that. She's dirty. and naughty. and....oh yes!<br/><br/>She's hotter than donut grease. Rebecca de Morney is a hooker in every movie she’s ever made. I like that. She’s dirty. and naughty. and….oh yes!

She’s hotter than donut grease.

]]> By: Monday Morning Punter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6552 Monday Morning Punter Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6552 Rebecca de Mornay. Goddamn. Rebecca de Mornay. Goddamn.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6531 Unsilent Majority Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6531 If your GPA matches Jeremy Shockey's BAC you get automatic A's in all your classes. If your GPA matches Jeremy Shockey’s BAC you get automatic A’s in all your classes.

]]> By: becky http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6527 becky Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6527 gmen are out to ruin my life and my gpa. don't put money on them ever. gmen are out to ruin my life and my gpa. don’t put money on them ever.

]]> By: rsr26 (aka Johnny Utah) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-gap-toothed_30.html#comment-6522 rsr26 (aka Johnny Utah) Fri, 01 Dec 2006 16:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/im-putting-my-money-on-the-gap-toothed-bagel-nosher-in-jersey.html#comment-6522 Are you ready for me....Ralph?<br/><br/>don't over-think this game. Giants suck. Dallas will stomp a mudhole in them. Are you ready for me….Ralph?

don’t over-think this game. Giants suck. Dallas will stomp a mudhole in them.

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