Comments on: If There is Hope, It Lies in the Proehls

By: Jolene

Jolene — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:12:00 +0000

Rusty, the exact words were, “Tonight, the dynasty is born, baby!” He was correct, of course. (Yes, I’ve watched the DVD way too many times. Makes me smile every time.)

By: 8hrdrive

8hrdrive — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:58:00 +0000

Matt,

That was the most insightful observation I have beheld this week. Thank you so much.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:45:00 +0000

Isn't it time, at the very least, to be somewhat connected or associated to a girl thats not your mother?

Oddly enough, Peyton has been married since 2001. I'd guess we just don't notice NFL wives until the get cancer.

By: Lou

Lou — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:00:00 +0000

Not seriously though. Good in an ironic sense.

Also good in an ‘it’s in my itunes library but only gets played in shuffle mode’ sense.

By: Lou

Lou — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:59:00 +0000

I was chuckling at this post, then I came to the bit about Thicke and lost it. I just listened to that song last night. So good!

By: Landru

Landru — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:48:00 +0000

I’m such a fucking douche. All this time I thought peytonloveskenny was a South Park reference.

By: Rusty

Rusty — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:18:00 +0000

Wasn’t it Proehl who said that “tonight a dynasty steps onto the field” before the Pats-Rams Super Bowl?

If so, the man has psychic powers.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:48:00 +0000

Since you asked, it’s pedophilia.

Sincerely,
Congressman Mark Foley (R-Pantsless)

By: 8hrdrive

8hrdrive — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:20:00 +0000

It would appear that after reviewing these gay pics that Peyton has a thing for small bodied men. A latent desire for pedifilia* perhaps?

Or Kenny's desire to have his pelvis honed sexually by very large, and endowed men. A psychological trait only found in a small group of men originating north of Knoxville, TN.

I would like to thank my assistant, Mahendra Patel, for his extensive research on the latter subject.

*did I spell this correctly?

By: Run Up The Score!

Run Up The Score! — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:52:00 +0000

“A glutton for douches” is going to make giggle like a baby for weeks.