Comments on: I Wish Everyone Had Listened When I Said My Favorite Sport Was Squash

By: GOTSUMOVES

GOTSUMOVES — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:57:49 +0000

HAHAHA thank you eli really thank you for not wanting to play for the chargers. a total joke of a team, here is to you charger dumb fuck fans. ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP ELI SUPER BOWL MVP

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:27:00 +0000

Would sporting events continue to happen if gambling was completely abolished? Sports spread betting and online spread betting are just two forms of gambling that are keeping certain sporting events going. Snooker for instance has a big following but most of those fans actually bet on the winner of the tournaments. I wonder if betting was outlawed if it could keep it's fan base?

By: Babe's Ghost

Babe's Ghost — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:11:00 +0000

“Critics say I’m inaccurate. Wanna bet? I’m the most accurate fucking passer in the world, people”

Hahahah… this was great and oh so true, but who’s got superbowl ring now b@tches? Who beat Tom Thumb Brady and Bellicheat? Who’s on top of the world?

By: TheNaturalMevs

TheNaturalMevs — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:36:00 +0000

Deadspin saying that ‘Eli isn’t any good’ is kind of comical; and it really shows that someone needs to brush up on their football knowledge.

The guy’s been mediocre at times, hasn’t been a pro bowler, but to say he’s no good? That a reach in it’s finest.

By: bloodyhandedgod

bloodyhandedgod — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:52:00 +0000

Charger fans gloating seems incomprehensible.

How’s Phillip Rivers working out? All Norv’s fault?

By: drogio

drogio — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:24:00 +0000

Peyton’s gotta ring now.

By: foboman

foboman — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:17:00 +0000

So sorry I didn’t write this first. It funny, but it’s only VERY funny because it’s so fucking true. You don’t have to be Sigmund fucking Freud to see this family dynamic playing out much to the dismay of this particular Giant fan. I’ve been advancing this theory (more or less) for about a year now. I didn’t want him on draft day so I’m not a second guesser on this one. We gave up WAY too much for a bloodline. Would have worked out fine if we were breeding horses, but the human element can be a fickle intangible to predict.

http://blogs.foxsports.com/foboman

By: Dr Shark

Dr Shark — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:41:00 +0000

Hey Eli: I am a San Diego Chargers fan, and as a Chargers fan, I just want to one thing to you, “Thank You”. Really, Thank you. I thank you for not wanting to play for the Chargers. I Thank you for forcing a draft day trade that netted us Phillip Rivers (he will be a better quarterback then you will ever be, and by god if he isn’t a true leader, unlike you.)…I Thank you for allowing the Chargers to aquire other draft picks for you that resulted in Shawn Merriman, Nate Keatting and Roman Oben. I Thank you and your father, King Archie for orchestrating the circus on draft day 2004 that ended with you attempting to embarrass us, and in the end we embarrassed you. And to top it off, we got you to come into our yard last year, and kick your ass along with the Giants 45-23. Yes, it was personal, and we let you know it. Not even big brother Peyton could fight this battle with you (and we kicked his butt to later in the year in Indy). I thank you most of all for again sparing us of the “Manning Curse”, Peyton has never won a big game, you obviously cannot even begin to perform in a big game, and your father Archie never played in a big game, it got his ass kicked every Sunday too. Personally, I think Archie is still pissed about the Chargers passing on him in 1971. All I know is that I am thankful that you are not in San Diego, Thank God Eli Manning is a NY Giant. You are their $54 million dollar (plus $10 million signing bonus) problem. I really enjoyed the fact that very few Charger players even would shake hands with you after the game, basically telling you to get off the field and go home. Many of the Chargers voiced the same sentiment, “If he doesn’t want to be here, we don’t want him here in the first place.” Thanks for those two stellar performances to against Jacksonville and Tennessee, how about that 24-21 come from ahead loss, how did you do it? Wow. Let me wrap this up by making a two fold guarantee, and that is (1) Eli Manning will NEVER win a Super Bowl, and (2) Eli Manning will NEVER EVEN PLAY in a Super Bowl. I laughed out loud a few months ago when a talking head on Fox Sports Radio predicted you’d be the next Troy Aikman. What an insult to Aikman, and I’m not even a Dallas fan. Keep up the goodwork, and I will always be thankful that you are not a San Diego Charger…In closing, I will always remember the T-Shirt I saw someone wearing outside of Qualcomm Stadium that read “MUCK ELI FANNING”…kind of somes it all up…PS: Squash sounds like the perfect sport for you…Dr Shark in San Diego…

By: Eli

Eli — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:26:00 +0000

This had never even occurred to me, but it does explain a lot, especially the many times in the last three games that I've said "Wow, it's like he's actively *trying* to lose!"

A friend forwarded this post to me; guess why.

(I had the name first, and this no-talent assclown is really starting to bug me)

By: kurgan

kurgan — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:37:00 +0000

When ShEli was drafted I thought the disgusted expression she had on her face as she held up the Chargers’ jersey was because she had been drafted by San Diego, but now I realize that it was because she had been drafted by a football team, period.

Poor ShEli! It’s not fair that her Little League Dad is attempting to live vicariously through her. It should be illegal!