Comments on: Big Daddy Drew’s Thanksgiving Itinerary

By: I like tater tots

I like tater tots — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:47:00 +0000

dude you wasted you 15 minutes of fame on this piece of shit? Do us all a fovor and have mrs. what’s her name (you are single and couldn’t get nail n woodshop we all know that) pull the trigger. If this wouldn’t have been emailed to me I wouldn’t have wasted my time. However, I felt compeled to read your make belive Thanksgiving. Seriously though, when the rest of you make belive family awakes please have them call me, I’d like to hammer the shit out of your wife.

ohhh yeah, and for you spellers out there – if I misspelled anything just take 2 “suck this” and call your doctor tomorrow you may have a “go fuck yourself” infection and we all know that’s no bueno!

By: Flametown

Flametown — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:52:00 +0000

Do you like white meat? Then fuck off. I’m a dark meat man. None of this bland white meat shit. Dark meat is moister and has more fat.

true. that.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 17:21:00 +0000

Fuck. It's 9:00 am and I just woke up, and just now realized that I am going to miss most of the first game because I have to drive an hour and a half to the place I am stuffing my fat face with turkey, gravy, and potatoes.

Damn west coast and it's 3 hour time difference.

At least its only the Lions game.

By: fallex

fallex — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 17:02:00 +0000

Shellfish is for fucking wankers. Also, Thanksgiving Dinner should be no later than 2pm, and it should be the first (through seventh) things that you eat on that day.

By: Steve S

Steve S — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 16:53:00 +0000

11:15PM – Throw up.

So, a touch of the ‘mia, or is acceptable to not hold one’s liquor once a kid arrives? vns

By: fatty

fatty — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:17:00 +0000

xx:xx:xx PM – forget to end post, leave self open to all of KSK and enjoy evil/comraderie/atrophy which accompanies said retardedness.

xx:xx:06 PM – agree to Hyundai ad.

xx:xx:21 PM – kill oneself.

By: fatty

fatty — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:11:00 +0000

Sorry, too lazy to go through the work to pretend I have my own blog so that this would say "fatty says":

Nice work as usual drew...My afternoon schedule is a tad different, but please remember to add 2 hrs as I'm on MTN time and work all weekend...

10:00AM -tell alarm clock to fuck off.

10:09AM - tell alarm clock to fuck off again, slowly in hangover realize alarm clock is on to something.

11:05AM - panic as games start, jump in shower with coffee cup in tow and scrub only smelly/will-touch-food-at-work parts preparing for day

11:08AM - relax as radio announcer says "this National Anthem performance brought to you by Ben Rothlisberger, just one step slower than the steps of time..."

11:08:01 AM - totally freak out as you burn black and gold steelers jersey.

11:12:01 AM - realize that totally wasn't cool and plan murder of Cleaveland dignitary, if only anyone in Cleaveland cared.

12:15 PM - arrive at friend's house - that is, to say, "friend who made all of Thanksgiving Dinner - 's house and take all food-related substances with you into work". Watch 45 minutes of NFL football, scratch face, mumble something like "Mank you" in passing, and leave no matter what the score.

1:45 PM - arrive at work, double-chec food. Do not complain about anything or friends will kill you.

1:48 PM - as shock dissolves, roll 52" tv from "fun room" into office and set up next to desk (with antenna in your desk) to at least watch end of NFL game and BCS catastrophe.

1:52 PM - 11:00 PM - do what one has to do to survive.

11:01 PM - go to home, open beer fridge, drink like retard until required to go back on Friday.

Repeat as necessary subsituting leftovers with fresh food, and San Diego Cheerleaders with women you'd rather not work with.

6:35PM - Check final score. Cowboys 28, Bucs 3. Since Madden left FOX, I think Aikman gives out an award for the best Thanksgiving Day player. I think it's a crystal scrotal clamp, but I don't remember.

6:45PM - Bourbon. Chocolate.

7:00PM - Leave.

7:15PM - Bathe Girl. Feed Girl. Put Girl to bed.

7:30PM - More bourbon.

6:35PM - Check final score. Cowboys 28, Bucs 3. Since Madden left FOX, I think Aikman gives out an award for the best Thanksgiving Day player. I think it's a crystal scrotal clamp, but I don't remember.

6:45PM - Bourbon. Chocolate.

7:00PM - Leave.

7:15PM - Bathe Girl. Feed Girl. Put Girl to bed.

7:30PM - More bourbon.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:12:00 +0000

No way am I giving any kind of love to the Cowboys. Go Tampa!

By: cecil_espy

cecil_espy — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:37:00 +0000

A bunch of my college/young professoinal friends are back in our podunk college town, so Thanksgiving drinking starts in about 20 minutes.

Enjoy the holiday all, and if any of you say grace tomorrow, including something about Dallas covering 11.

By: Leonard Peltier

Leonard Peltier — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 00:17:00 +0000

Was there ever a more appropriate description for green bean caserole than “white trash church basement”? The anwer is no!