Comments on: Steve Irwin Memorial Meast Of The Week – Week 6

By: Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week — Week 4 | antiDNA.com

Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week — Week 4 | antiDNA.com — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:25:38 +0000

[...] never be named the Meast, even, if you know, one already has. This is what you might call an [...]

By: Black Hole Faithful

Black Hole Faithful — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:01:00 +0000

nope, get one of those rodent electrocutors and bait it with peanut butter. remove rodent carcass (or not), glue fake pubes around opening. mail to Vikings locker room. wait anxiously for

AP Wire: Smoot,McKinney Out (Groin)

By: OkieRover

OkieRover — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:23:00 +0000

You probably already knew this but mice are incontinent, as in, they can’t hold their pee. SO as he is munching on your Cinnamon Toast Crunch he’s wettin’ on the part he didn’t actually touch with his nasty salmonella-laced paws.
Terminate with extreme predjudice.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:18:00 +0000

Just saw a mouse in my place last night. I go old school with spring traps and peanut butter. Those sticky traps never work for shit.

By: the dude

the dude — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:44:00 +0000

Mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs, rabbits…all the same to me…nonstop pooping rodents.

Oh and how but some Bears linebacker guy by the name of Urlacher for Meast. 19 tackles, forced a fumble, a buzzsaw at the Buzzsaw.

By: Irish T

Irish T — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:27:00 +0000

A kicker isn’t going to nail her. He’d need to lie and say he was a football player-it might work if he borrowed another jersey.

By: Damian P.

Damian P. — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:49:00 +0000

Forget the sticky traps – I placed a gumdrop on one last night, and this morning it was half gone, with tiny mouse bites, but no mouse. Go with an old-fashioned mouse trap, the most efficient killing machine ever designed.

By: RectumDamnNearKilledEm

RectumDamnNearKilledEm — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:10:00 +0000

I just went Capt. Ahab on a little fucker that’s been running wild around here for too damn long. Sticky paper behind the oven, got it in less than 24 hours. It was squeaking its ass off when I found it. Plus, I think three of its legs were broken from trying to wrench himself free from the paper. After reading it Ecclesiastes chapter 3 in my best Jules Winnfield voice, I threw it in the trash and bashed its head in with a hammer.

By: From the other side of town

From the other side of town — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:40:00 +0000

Sticky traps x10. Put away any pet food and stop letting any children eat unattended.

Now for the hunt. Chocolate will draw them the way way weed gets Michael Irvin. A Hershey/Reeses morsel in the middle of the trap will do. Peanut Butter in small amounts will make them run like the Hookah's on fire (and 'bout to go out). Too much and they'll use it to lubricate the glue to get away.

Next, figure out where they like to run flat out. That's where the next traps need to go. If you got droppings, then they've got to run from somewhere. Otherwise, pick all routes and drop a trap (no need to bait them all).

Finally, you can teach them to swim. Remember, a la CSI, they're their own detectives, so clean the remains

By: Hollywood Wags

Hollywood Wags — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:24:00 +0000

Is that what happened to Suzy Chreemcheez on Monday?

Maybe she got pissed at the image of Broadway Joe kissing Ann Margaret…jealous of Joe, most likely.