Comments on: Prayer To Jesus Concerning The Early Death Of Brandon Jacobs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:55:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: cecil_espy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4798 cecil_espy Tue, 24 Oct 2006 20:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4798 Is Brandon Jacobs that huge dude that ran for the touchdown last night? Is Brandon Jacobs that huge dude that ran for the touchdown last night?

]]> By: Eric http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4779 Eric Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4779 I think this is the same prayer Warrick Dunn, and his fantasy owners, made before he finally decided to just have God banish TJ Duckett to 4th String RB on the Redskins... I think this is the same prayer Warrick Dunn, and his fantasy owners, made before he finally decided to just have God banish TJ Duckett to 4th String RB on the Redskins…

]]> By: Matt Millen http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4743 Matt Millen Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:49:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4743 I prefer the term Touchdown Goblin to vulture. I prefer the term Touchdown Goblin to vulture.

]]> By: Claude Balls http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4741 Claude Balls Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4741 <i>Second of all, I'm a straight chick, but I'd switch teams for Halle Berry, man. Seriously.</i><br/><br/>Not if you smelled her breath. Ask David Justice.<br/><br/>I had to type "jdwxbvyg" to post this comment. WTF? Second of all, I’m a straight chick, but I’d switch teams for Halle Berry, man. Seriously.

Not if you smelled her breath. Ask David Justice.

I had to type “jdwxbvyg” to post this comment. WTF?

]]> By: Becky http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4721 Becky Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4721 Could not have written it better myself, and this douchebag almost killed me again tonight.<br/><br/>What the fuck, Tiki? You have to announce the whole retirement thing NOW???? Could not have written it better myself, and this douchebag almost killed me again tonight.

What the fuck, Tiki? You have to announce the whole retirement thing NOW????

]]> By: ilse http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4719 ilse Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4719 First of all, I think Jesus is probably too busy blessing Matt Bryant's leg. Or maybe Jesus just hates the fucking Eagles that much. Hard to say.<br/><br/>Second of all, I'm a straight chick, but I'd switch teams for Halle Berry, man. Seriously. First of all, I think Jesus is probably too busy blessing Matt Bryant’s leg. Or maybe Jesus just hates the fucking Eagles that much. Hard to say.

Second of all, I’m a straight chick, but I’d switch teams for Halle Berry, man. Seriously.

]]> By: Dave F'n Bates http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4718 Dave F'n Bates Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4718 While we're at it, can we do something about Amani Toomer, too? We're talking about a guy who talks like Randy Moss and plays like Yancey Thigpen. While we’re at it, can we do something about Amani Toomer, too? We’re talking about a guy who talks like Randy Moss and plays like Yancey Thigpen.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4717 Unsilent Majority Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:53:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4717 i like halle more than tiki and jesus combined i like halle more than tiki and jesus combined

]]> By: Nope http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4716 Nope Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4716 Don't forget what Jesus did to New Orleans. He doesn't just hate Indonesians, he hates black people too. I think you're in luck here Drew. Don’t forget what Jesus did to New Orleans. He doesn’t just hate Indonesians, he hates black people too. I think you’re in luck here Drew.

]]> By: Matt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-early-death.html/comment-page-1#comment-4715 Matt Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/prayer-to-jesus-concerning-the-early-death-of-brandon-jacobs.html#comment-4715 I think Jesus would make an excellent member of the X-men. He would be the pacifist leader who always try to avoid fighting but in the end of every episode he'd have to use his awesome "Super Jesus telepathy powers" to raise hell and defeat the bad guys. I think Jesus would make an excellent member of the X-men. He would be the pacifist leader who always try to avoid fighting but in the end of every episode he’d have to use his awesome “Super Jesus telepathy powers” to raise hell and defeat the bad guys.

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