Comments on: The Eagles Fan’s Guide To Projectile Weaponry http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:43:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lenn Honolulu Floor Installer http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-172333 Lenn Honolulu Floor Installer Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:44:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-172333 Great! I sumbled upon your article by mistake, I was browsing Bing for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Ao6A5aoE0" rel="nofollow">Hawaii Floor</a> when I found your blog. I Great! I sumbled upon your article by mistake, I was browsing Bing for Hawaii Floor when I found your blog. I

]]> By: Kevin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-34301 Kevin Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:13:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-34301 You might want to throw some decent players down to the Eagles. They need help. You might want to throw some decent players down to the Eagles. They need help.

]]> By: Matt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4178 Matt Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4178 Although I don't have much against T.O. personally (I'm an SF fan so I still have good memories of him before he went completely psycho), if I really wanted to make him feel bad, I'd get an advance copy of his children's book and throw that onto the field with all of his grammatical and punctuation errors circled in red pen. That'd show him. Although I don’t have much against T.O. personally (I’m an SF fan so I still have good memories of him before he went completely psycho), if I really wanted to make him feel bad, I’d get an advance copy of his children’s book and throw that onto the field with all of his grammatical and punctuation errors circled in red pen. That’d show him.

]]> By: Diablo Panochero http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4167 Diablo Panochero Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4167 edvedvLet me see....we Dallas fans are easily duped lemmings, mental midgets...you Philly fans are intelligent, free-thinking individuals...yet there is only one of us here who is contemplating whether to throw shit, piss, bleach or concrete on another human being.<br/><br/>You're just proving our point, you witless douchebag.<br/><br/>PS George is a carpet bagger, dumbass. He's not a Texan, he's from Connecticut. edvedvLet me see….we Dallas fans are easily duped lemmings, mental midgets…you Philly fans are intelligent, free-thinking individuals…yet there is only one of us here who is contemplating whether to throw shit, piss, bleach or concrete on another human being.

You’re just proving our point, you witless douchebag.

PS George is a carpet bagger, dumbass. He’s not a Texan, he’s from Connecticut.

]]> By: FuckDallas http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4150 FuckDallas Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:34:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4150 Dallassholes - As a preliminary matter, you morons gave the world George W Bush and the multitude of mishaps and atrocities that have followed...so shut your fucking mouths and show some contrition - you are in no place to question the wisdom of a city that overwhelmingly voted to put the kibosh on the Madness of King George...twice! We shit on a very deserving TO for 1 day, you shit on the world for 8 years. Fuck you, you easily-duped lemmings, you mental midgets. You might have 5 superbowl trophies...that would be about equal to the number of intelligent, free-thinking individuals in your hypersanitized wannabe psuedo-metropolis. So you have nothing to brag about. Oh, and in case you want to eat your hypocrisy a little bit - Troy Aikman is a big-time fudgepacker. <br/><br/>Secondly - frozen paintballs. lots of them. The visual and physical effect will be stunning. Eagles green, no doubt. <br/><br/>A thought: If we fill prescription bottles with ball bearings, it would certainly add an extra sting, especially if the bottle broke.<br/><br/>Maybe bleach in the pill bottles...that would burn.<br/><br/>The trouble with tossing feces or urine is that it's bound to hit the crowd, unless thrown from very close range. Don't we shit on our own enough in Philly?<br/><br/>If anyone has any leftover concrete from the Vet, it would be a nice gesture for posterity's sake.<br/><br/>We could throw screws @ TO, because lord knows he screwed Philly. <br/><br/>One more thing: Fuck Dallas. Dallassholes – As a preliminary matter, you morons gave the world George W Bush and the multitude of mishaps and atrocities that have followed…so shut your fucking mouths and show some contrition – you are in no place to question the wisdom of a city that overwhelmingly voted to put the kibosh on the Madness of King George…twice! We shit on a very deserving TO for 1 day, you shit on the world for 8 years. Fuck you, you easily-duped lemmings, you mental midgets. You might have 5 superbowl trophies…that would be about equal to the number of intelligent, free-thinking individuals in your hypersanitized wannabe psuedo-metropolis. So you have nothing to brag about. Oh, and in case you want to eat your hypocrisy a little bit – Troy Aikman is a big-time fudgepacker.

Secondly – frozen paintballs. lots of them. The visual and physical effect will be stunning. Eagles green, no doubt.

A thought: If we fill prescription bottles with ball bearings, it would certainly add an extra sting, especially if the bottle broke.

Maybe bleach in the pill bottles…that would burn.

The trouble with tossing feces or urine is that it’s bound to hit the crowd, unless thrown from very close range. Don’t we shit on our own enough in Philly?

If anyone has any leftover concrete from the Vet, it would be a nice gesture for posterity’s sake.

We could throw screws @ TO, because lord knows he screwed Philly.

One more thing: Fuck Dallas.

]]> By: Big Smooth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4132 Big Smooth Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4132 i can't wait to see the suicidal looks on your stupid ass faces when t.o. scores two touchdowns in your dump of a town. no wonder he left you rotten shit hole city. we in dallas just laugh at you spending the week trying to figure out how to get your shit in a brown paper bag while we polish our 5 super bowl trophies. what a bunch of dumb idiots you are. there's a reason your teams will never win a championship of any kind and it starts with the fact that you are a bunch douche bags that where big merkins on your heads.<br/><br/>baby arm i can’t wait to see the suicidal looks on your stupid ass faces when t.o. scores two touchdowns in your dump of a town. no wonder he left you rotten shit hole city. we in dallas just laugh at you spending the week trying to figure out how to get your shit in a brown paper bag while we polish our 5 super bowl trophies. what a bunch of dumb idiots you are. there’s a reason your teams will never win a championship of any kind and it starts with the fact that you are a bunch douche bags that where big merkins on your heads.

baby arm

]]> By: fghf http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4130 fghf Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4130 It warms this Cowboy fan's heart to see you guys so bent out of shape. Thanks for the laughs.<br/><br/>Love,<br/><br/>Texas Oil Bid'ness It warms this Cowboy fan’s heart to see you guys so bent out of shape. Thanks for the laughs.

Love,

Texas Oil Bid’ness

]]> By: Mark http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4124 Mark Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4124 You insult Philly fans by assuming, even for a second, that:<br/>A) They won't smuggle in some forbidden item anyway;<br/>B) They won't think of those things to throw in the first place;<br/>C) They'll actually let the game go on.<br/><br/>This could really be a rare moment where the fans disrupt a game and it is forfeited to the Cowboys. But we'll see. You insult Philly fans by assuming, even for a second, that:
A) They won’t smuggle in some forbidden item anyway;
B) They won’t think of those things to throw in the first place;
C) They’ll actually let the game go on.

This could really be a rare moment where the fans disrupt a game and it is forfeited to the Cowboys. But we’ll see.

]]> By: Diablo Panochero http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4119 Diablo Panochero Wed, 04 Oct 2006 22:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4119 You want to talk about an NFL team that's over-rated? <br/><br/>How bout 24,27,31 and 32. Those are the total defense rankings for the Eagles first four "opponents".<br/><br/>Eagles fans are the drunkest, brokest, dumbest douche bags on two legs and deserve every bit of misery their shit bag sports teams hand them.<br/><br/>They're jerking off so furiously at the thought of "the player" coming back this Sunday they're liable to do permanant damage. Which is fine, since it's long been my opinion that Eagles fans shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyway.<br/><br/>I just wish I could be there when the TO thing is no longer the story, and the fact that you just got your asses handed to you by his new team is. You want to talk about an NFL team that’s over-rated?

How bout 24,27,31 and 32. Those are the total defense rankings for the Eagles first four “opponents”.

Eagles fans are the drunkest, brokest, dumbest douche bags on two legs and deserve every bit of misery their shit bag sports teams hand them.

They’re jerking off so furiously at the thought of “the player” coming back this Sunday they’re liable to do permanant damage. Which is fine, since it’s long been my opinion that Eagles fans shouldn’t be allowed to procreate anyway.

I just wish I could be there when the TO thing is no longer the story, and the fact that you just got your asses handed to you by his new team is.

]]> By: The Pirate Sloth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile.html/comment-page-1#comment-4100 The Pirate Sloth Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:01:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/10/the-eagles-fans-guide-to-projectile-weaponry.html#comment-4100 I am flying all the way across the country and bringing my pops for his 60th bday to see this game. I for one want to see TO leveled by Philly.<br/><br/>I've been sitting here all morning trying to think of something good to throw at him...<br/><br/>Instead, I say we drop a goal post on him - right when he is lining up, someones just get down on the field, push the goal post over, and BLAM. Problem solved. I am flying all the way across the country and bringing my pops for his 60th bday to see this game. I for one want to see TO leveled by Philly.

I’ve been sitting here all morning trying to think of something good to throw at him…

Instead, I say we drop a goal post on him – right when he is lining up, someones just get down on the field, push the goal post over, and BLAM. Problem solved.

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