Baseball: Still Gay
“Hey man.”
“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”
“Nuthin much, bro. Hey, do you wanna go play some BASEBALL?”
“Sure, man.”
“Allright.”
“Cool. Hey wait.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Look up there. That..”
“Oh, no. That looks like RAIN.”
“Dear me.”
“We can’t play baseball in THE RAIN.”
“No way, man. We’d get WET.”
“Yeah.”
“Hey.”
“What’s up?”
“Maybe THE RAIN WILL STOP.”
“Yeah. We should WAIT.”
“Cool.”
“Cool.”
TWO HOURS LATER
“Hey man.”
“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”
“Nuthin much, bro. Is it still raining?”
“Well, considering my shit is sopping wet, I believe it is.”
“No good, man. Hey, I’m rather drenched myself.”
“Yeah, we should have waited for the rain to stop INSIDE.”
“Or at least under a medium-sized awning.”
“I guess there will be no BASEBALL today.”
“What do we do now?”
“Let’s take off our wet clothes and play Madden.”
“Yeah. We should play Madden.”
“Cool.”
“Cool.”
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October 26th, 2006 at 11:34 am
John Rocker has really fallen on hard times. Nice pink hat.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Hey guy?
Yeah, man.
Hand me my keys?
Yeah, where are they?
In my purse, over there.
Oh, I see. Let me reach….OH!
What’s up, guy?
I think I pulled something.
Yeah, that looked bad.
That’ll put me on the DL for sure.
Definately. Here, let me rub it.
Oh, that’s great. I’m still not playing though.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:52 am
can we drag baseball behind our truck?
October 26th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
OUCH
October 26th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
That’s the difference between Tony LaRussa and Whitey Herzog. Whitey never would have put up with that crap.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
I was just arguing with my roommate earlier today about how stupid baseball is and that baseball players are pussies because they don’t play when it rains.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
If you are a fan of neverending, 0-0 tie games because it is extremely difficult to hit a round wet ball with a round wet bat, then by all means, play some baseball in the rain.
Of course, it’s hard to grip a wet ball so it could actually just turn out to be walk fest, which is also exciting.
Hmmm…. “grip a wet ball”… that didn’t help my case.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
That’s what pine tar is for
October 26th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Wait – you’re calling baseball gay when every play in football involves the most important player shoving his hands right up into the junk of another player- who is in fact bent over and throwing his ass up into the air?
October 26th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Good gay bar names:
the bullpen
the dug out
the pitching mound
pine tar
bat and balls
the catcher
the Out field
the reliever
play along, wont you
October 26th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Other gay bar names:
The Foul Pole
Behind In The Count
Dusty Baker’s
October 26th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
split ends
sackfest
between the tackles
yellow hanky
the center exchange
neutral zone infraction
October 26th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
west coast offense
run and gun
October 26th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Run and Gun is so hetero it almost made me like baseball
October 26th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
double switch
in under the tag
pop up to center
vaseline
naked pull-ups
Sid Bream
Off-Shore Drilling
(that last one is the name of the gay bar here in town)
October 26th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
sweet spot
around the horn
a-rod
the dinger
th asstros
October 26th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
2 Bagger
October 26th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Double Header….
I could do this forever…wait, strike that.
October 26th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Bears
Giants
Vikings
‘Skins
Broncos
Cowboys
Panthers
Jags
Dolphins
Packers
Paul Tagliabue’s son’s place
October 26th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
chew and spit
scuffed balls
underage bat-boy
pop-up lost in the son
rear naked choke
October 26th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Puhols
October 26th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
the green monster
rubber arm
good cheese
joe buck
tape measure
going the other way
October 26th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Long relief
Safety squeeze
The High Hard One
Reaching for Uncle Charlie
Good wood on it
Double bagger
Batterymate
Curt Schilling
October 26th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Correction…Pujols.
Designated Hitters
Five Tool Players
Yankees
October 26th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Bloop singles
Off the wall
Out of leftfield
Chin music
October 26th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
brush-back mountain.
thank you, Ill be here all week.
October 26th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Infield Fly Rule
Foul Territory
Suicide Squeeze
And a Red Sox special: Big Papi’s and Manram.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
The Pickle.
They burned that flag, right?
October 26th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
Backup Catcher
Tarry Helmets
The Breaking Ball
You can keep your cheerleaders, Football!
October 28th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
The Slider
The Spitter
The Knuckler
The Screwball (or Scroogie)