“Hey man.”

“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”

“Nuthin much, bro. Hey, do you wanna go play some BASEBALL?”

“Sure, man.”

“Allright.”

“Cool. Hey wait.”

“What’s the matter?”

“Look up there. That..”

“Oh, no. That looks like RAIN.”

“Dear me.”

“We can’t play baseball in THE RAIN.”

“No way, man. We’d get WET.”

“Yeah.”

“Hey.”

“What’s up?”

“Maybe THE RAIN WILL STOP.”

“Yeah. We should WAIT.”

“Cool.”

“Cool.”

TWO HOURS LATER

“Hey man.”

“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”

“Nuthin much, bro. Is it still raining?”

“Well, considering my shit is sopping wet, I believe it is.”

“No good, man. Hey, I’m rather drenched myself.”

“Yeah, we should have waited for the rain to stop INSIDE.”

“Or at least under a medium-sized awning.”

“I guess there will be no BASEBALL today.”

“What do we do now?”

“Let’s take off our wet clothes and play Madden.”

“Yeah. We should play Madden.”

“Cool.”

“Cool.”