Baseball: Still Gay
10.26.06“Hey man.”
“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”
“Nuthin much, bro. Hey, do you wanna go play some BASEBALL?”
“Sure, man.”
“Allright.”
“Cool. Hey wait.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Look up there. That..”
“Oh, no. That looks like RAIN.”
“Dear me.”
“We can’t play baseball in THE RAIN.”
“No way, man. We’d get WET.”
“Yeah.”
“Hey.”
“What’s up?”
“Maybe THE RAIN WILL STOP.”
“Yeah. We should WAIT.”
“Cool.”
“Cool.”
TWO HOURS LATER
“Hey man.”
“Hey, buddy. What’s up.”
“Nuthin much, bro. Is it still raining?”
“Well, considering my shit is sopping wet, I believe it is.”
“No good, man. Hey, I’m rather drenched myself.”
“Yeah, we should have waited for the rain to stop INSIDE.”
“Or at least under a medium-sized awning.”
“I guess there will be no BASEBALL today.”
“What do we do now?”
“Let’s take off our wet clothes and play Madden.”
“Yeah. We should play Madden.”
“Cool.”
“Cool.”





when i started reading i figured it was going to be filled with obvious advice, but actually it turned out to be quite useful. bravo!
Another reason basballs gay… Girls don’t get it or care about it. See ^.
Hi, I’m Julie and I’m kind of new to blogging. I still have an AOL email if that tells you anything:) My question is this, do you use a free blog template (or is it called a theme?) or did you buy it somewhere? Lots of stuff to learn :) Thanks, Julie
The Slider
The Spitter
The Knuckler
The Screwball (or Scroogie)
Backup Catcher
Tarry Helmets
The Breaking Ball
You can keep your cheerleaders, Football!
The Pickle.
They burned that flag, right?
Infield Fly Rule
Foul Territory
Suicide Squeeze
And a Red Sox special: Big Papi’s and Manram.
brush-back mountain.
thank you, Ill be here all week.
Bloop singles
Off the wall
Out of leftfield
Chin music
Correction…Pujols.
Designated Hitters
Five Tool Players
Yankees
Long relief
Safety squeeze
The High Hard One
Reaching for Uncle Charlie
Good wood on it
Double bagger
Batterymate
Curt Schilling
the green monster
rubber arm
good cheese
joe buck
tape measure
going the other way
Puhols
chew and spit
scuffed balls
underage bat-boy
pop-up lost in the son
rear naked choke
Bears
Giants
Vikings
‘Skins
Broncos
Cowboys
Panthers
Jags
Dolphins
Packers
Paul Tagliabue’s son’s place
Double Header….
I could do this forever…wait, strike that.
2 Bagger
sweet spot
around the horn
a-rod
the dinger
th asstros
double switch
in under the tag
pop up to center
vaseline
naked pull-ups
Sid Bream
Off-Shore Drilling
(that last one is the name of the gay bar here in town)
Run and Gun is so hetero it almost made me like baseball
west coast offense
run and gun
split ends
sackfest
between the tackles
yellow hanky
the center exchange
neutral zone infraction
Other gay bar names:
The Foul Pole
Behind In The Count
Dusty Baker’s
Good gay bar names:
the bullpen
the dug out
the pitching mound
pine tar
bat and balls
the catcher
the Out field
the reliever
play along, wont you
Wait – you’re calling baseball gay when every play in football involves the most important player shoving his hands right up into the junk of another player- who is in fact bent over and throwing his ass up into the air?
That’s what pine tar is for
If you are a fan of neverending, 0-0 tie games because it is extremely difficult to hit a round wet ball with a round wet bat, then by all means, play some baseball in the rain.
Of course, it’s hard to grip a wet ball so it could actually just turn out to be walk fest, which is also exciting.
Hmmm…. “grip a wet ball”… that didn’t help my case.
I was just arguing with my roommate earlier today about how stupid baseball is and that baseball players are pussies because they don’t play when it rains.
That’s the difference between Tony LaRussa and Whitey Herzog. Whitey never would have put up with that crap.
OUCH
can we drag baseball behind our truck?
Hey guy?
Yeah, man.
Hand me my keys?
Yeah, where are they?
In my purse, over there.
Oh, I see. Let me reach….OH!
What’s up, guy?
I think I pulled something.
Yeah, that looked bad.
That’ll put me on the DL for sure.
Definately. Here, let me rub it.
Oh, that’s great. I’m still not playing though.
John Rocker has really fallen on hard times. Nice pink hat.