Steve Irwin Memorial Meast of the Week - Week 3


This week’s meast is no surprise. It’s the Carolina Panthers defense, which I again remind you hit the spleen out of Chris Simms, which is badass.

Of course, losing one’s spleen isn’t a time for joking. You have to be sensitive when someone gets the shit kicked out of them so thoroughly, or when someone may or may not have committed suicide, or when Bill Simmons hosts a chat. Or maybe everything is just fun and games with you people. Well, there’s nothing funny about life! The Kids in the Hall taught us that:

Life is short
Life is shit
And soon, it will be OVER!

Then again, there is this clip of Norm MacDonald making fun of the Crocodile Hunter dying:

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9 Responses to “Steve Irwin Memorial Meast of the Week - Week 3”

  1. Unsilent Majority Says:

    ridiculous

  2. GentleWhoadie9000 Says:

    i am totally blown away that anybody asks norm macdonald what he thinks about anything anymore.

  3. JoSCh Says:

    I don’t care for the tone of this post, it’s far too lighthearted about serious issues. But congratulations on becoming relevant in the serious world of sportsblogging. Hi Bill Simmons.

    Where the fuck is the Jesus/Alexander post?

  4. Unsilent Majority Says:

    we’d write about jesus’s magic powers if only you know…they fixed his foot.

    in the meantime i’ll be starting michael robinson at rb this week

  5. BigRicks Says:

    I’ll support Norm MacDonald in everything he does. unless he decides to do another Fox sitcom.

    Now starting for Holley Mangold’s Gash, at Running back, Shaun Alexa…no no wait, Travis Henr…Oh, umm, I mean, Cedric Benson, alright!

  6. WeJamEcono Says:

    God Bless our Plucky Canadian Brethern!

  7. Angelos Says:

    Norm rocks.

    That is all.

  8. Angelos Says:

    BTW, the “Carl Monday” piece is on the Daily Show tonight.

    Jason Jones rocks too.

  9. Angelos Says:

    My wife is asleep.

    Where is Carl Monday when I need him?

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