Comments on: Jag Hags: These Colors Don’t Run http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:45:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3357 Otto Man Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3357 Thanks, CC. Just trying to contribute. I'm all about the team. Thanks, CC. Just trying to contribute. I’m all about the team.

]]> By: Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3337 Captain Caveman Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3337 Nice work, Otto Man. Nice work, Otto Man.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3336 Otto Man Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3336 <i>How the fuck did you pull that off? </i><br/><br/>Through the magic of hyperbole, my friend. How the fuck did you pull that off?

Through the magic of hyperbole, my friend.

]]> By: Basshole http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3333 Basshole Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3333 <i>I once spent a month in Jacksonville one weekend.</i><br/><br/>How the fuck did you pull that off? <br/><br/><br/><br/>As for the world's largest cocktail party, the only reason that is worthwhile is all the young skeezers that are imported from UGA and UF for the weekend. It is fucking great, though. I once spent a month in Jacksonville one weekend.

How the fuck did you pull that off?

As for the world’s largest cocktail party, the only reason that is worthwhile is all the young skeezers that are imported from UGA and UF for the weekend. It is fucking great, though.

]]> By: C. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3330 C. Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3330 Yes, Kornheiser, everyone knows you have Matt Jones on your fantasy team now. Yes, Kornheiser, everyone knows you have Matt Jones on your fantasy team now.

]]> By: Claude Balls http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3329 Claude Balls Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3329 I take it you guys have never been to Jacksonville during the weekend of the Georgia-Florida game. A seemingly infinite number of drunk, horny, beautiful, but not so bright, women making themselves available all weekend. I take it you guys have never been to Jacksonville during the weekend of the Georgia-Florida game. A seemingly infinite number of drunk, horny, beautiful, but not so bright, women making themselves available all weekend.

]]> By: C. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3328 C. Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3328 Now I understand. The only reason that Jacksonville has a team is because neither Miami nor Atlanta wanted those fucktards road-tripping to their home games any more.<br/><br/>Do keep in mind this is the team that gave Mark Brunell a longer lease on his career than he deserved to begin with. The Redskins only compounded an earlier mistake. Now I understand. The only reason that Jacksonville has a team is because neither Miami nor Atlanta wanted those fucktards road-tripping to their home games any more.

Do keep in mind this is the team that gave Mark Brunell a longer lease on his career than he deserved to begin with. The Redskins only compounded an earlier mistake.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3327 Otto Man Mon, 18 Sep 2006 23:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3327 "Polkatarded." Perfect.<br/><br/>And yeah, you don't want to be mayor there. I once spent a month in Jacksonville one weekend. You'd die of boredom. Very tacky boredom.<br/><br/>Hw did that piece of shit town ever get a franchise in the first place? Did Tagliabue have a mistress stashed down there and he needed an excuse to visit every other week? “Polkatarded.” Perfect.

And yeah, you don’t want to be mayor there. I once spent a month in Jacksonville one weekend. You’d die of boredom. Very tacky boredom.

Hw did that piece of shit town ever get a franchise in the first place? Did Tagliabue have a mistress stashed down there and he needed an excuse to visit every other week?

]]> By: The Dude http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3324 The Dude Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3324 "Teal is the new fuschia."<br/><br/>-Chris Simms “Teal is the new fuschia.”

-Chris Simms

]]> By: skinny http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3323 skinny Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:01:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/09/jag-hags-these-colors-dont-run.html#comment-3323 the jags fans (jag-offs?) aren't impressing anyone until there's a real jaguar in the stadium. and even then it won't matter because joey porter will kill it on site, and then wear its pelt as a cape. GET ON HIS LEVEL. the jags fans (jag-offs?) aren’t impressing anyone until there’s a real jaguar in the stadium. and even then it won’t matter because joey porter will kill it on site, and then wear its pelt as a cape. GET ON HIS LEVEL.

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