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If mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person, then what the hell is Cotchery?

As long as the rather surprising Chad Pennington comeback rolls on, Jerricho Cotchery appears to be a solid fantasy football pick up– particularly for those of us who are losing Terrell Owens for several weeks. In two games, Cotchery has 186 yards on 12 receptions and a touchdown. Plus we get a giddly little thrill from saying “Cotchery.” Cotchery, Cotchery, Cotchery.

Joe Buck: “Aaron Brooks is really taking his time getting up off the turf.”

Troy Aikman (wincing at replay): “I think Ed Reed gave him a shot straight to the Cotchery.”

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4 Responses to “If mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person, then what the hell is Cotchery?”

  1. the dude Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 9:18 am

    First person to say “He took his Cotchery straight to her Rumph” gets a wooden nickel.

  2. Canadian Bobsled Champ Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 9:24 am

    The only proper place to put a cotchery is in the meast. Anything else is forbidden by the scriptures

  3. Claude Balls Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 11:07 am

    When did Joe Buck and Troy Aikman start calling AFC games?

  4. Unsilent Majority Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 11:44 am

    YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!!!

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