What More Can I Say?
***BREAKING NEWS***
The Oakland Raiders have just signed Jeffrey Scott George to an NFL contract. I don’t have anything funny to add to this news, it would be like performing unnecessary plastic surgery on Jessica Alba. That’s all for now, I have to get back to bashing my head against a wall.
Update: In case you don’t believe me (hell, i wouldn’t believe me) here’s the story from a reputable news source….then a again those guys did hire Skip Bayless…
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August 28th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
If Dalton could clean up the Double Deuce he can clean up the black and silver.
August 28th, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Jeff George back in the L… Jason Whitlock must be happier than a pig in shit.
August 28th, 2006 at 6:51 pm
My waiver priority is too low. Curses!
August 28th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Jason Whitlock is in RAPTURES. RAPTURES, I say, RAPTURES.
August 28th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
That was Jason Whitlock’s orgasm you hear. Now he’s whimpering because he’s in KC and his man is in the bay. Those Oak-KC games just can’t come fast enough.
August 28th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Beyond the pale, man. Beyond the fucking pale.
August 28th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
it’s breaking news like this that makes me glad to be a blogger
August 28th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
So… they’re just doing whatever it takes to stop Randy Moss from pulling a T.O. on them.
I thought Art Shell hated stupid white quarterbacks.
August 28th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Jeff George, the rebirth: I smell SI cover story in October, when the Silver and Black is rolling at 5-1 and Randy Moss is wetting himself with every deep bomb from JG. Al Davis strikes again!
August 28th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
The Raiders are just figuring out what everyone else has known for years– Aaron Brooks sucks.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
kerry collins was way too stable
August 28th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
That reminds me, I think Jim Druckenmiller is due for a comeback.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Those Oak-KC games just can’t come fast enough.
Not as fast as Jason Whitlock anyway.
August 29th, 2006 at 9:00 am
That cover is pure brilliance.
That guy is money and he doesn’t even KNOW it.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Brad Johnson just flinched.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Who’s next for these clowns, Todd Marinovich? Maybe they can dig up Plunkett’s corpse and slap a helmet on it. He’d be about as mobile as George.
What a joke of a franchise.
August 31st, 2006 at 9:01 am
Vince Evans is throwing passes in the back yard as we speak. Dan Fouts is throwing them back, and Ryan Leaf just went out and bought a cell phone.