Comments on: An Open Letter To Tony Kornheiser http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:39:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Kornhole Sux http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-77291 Kornhole Sux Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:21:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-77291 Kornhole is such and ass, isn't funny, and adds nothing to MNF. Kornhole is such and ass, isn’t funny, and adds nothing to MNF.

]]> By: The Silky Johnson Experience http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-6263 The Silky Johnson Experience Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-6263 Joe fuckin' Theisman...If I had to choose between listening to a cat being gutted by a rusty hunting knife for 4 hours or joe theisman for 4 minutes, I'd have to go with the former. Joe fuckin’ Theisman…If I had to choose between listening to a cat being gutted by a rusty hunting knife for 4 hours or joe theisman for 4 minutes, I’d have to go with the former.

]]> By: t http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2426 t Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:20:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2426 Thank you Drew. A million times thank you. All sports fans should also realize this to remember that these are very rich athletes whose "jobs" most of us would do for about 1/50 of their salaries. If they can't take some ribbing, who can? Thank you Drew. A million times thank you. All sports fans should also realize this to remember that these are very rich athletes whose “jobs” most of us would do for about 1/50 of their salaries. If they can’t take some ribbing, who can?

]]> By: Lars http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2404 Lars Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:51:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2404 sAnd people wonder what makes Charles Barkley so successful as an announcer? He calls it like he sees it. He openly says some games on TNT are stinkers, and he's probably right. Turns out people will tune in to watch Chuck, but not necessairly the Knicks vs. the Sixers. This is what MNF should be aiming for. And yes, Theisman is ruining it. sAnd people wonder what makes Charles Barkley so successful as an announcer? He calls it like he sees it. He openly says some games on TNT are stinkers, and he’s probably right. Turns out people will tune in to watch Chuck, but not necessairly the Knicks vs. the Sixers. This is what MNF should be aiming for. And yes, Theisman is ruining it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2402 Anonymous Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2402 When the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL signed Ricky Williams this spring, Joe Theezman, a former Argonaut himself, said he was disgraced to be associated with a team that would sign an addict like Ricky.<br/><br/>One wonders how he felt sharing a locker room with Dexter Manley. When the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL signed Ricky Williams this spring, Joe Theezman, a former Argonaut himself, said he was disgraced to be associated with a team that would sign an addict like Ricky.

One wonders how he felt sharing a locker room with Dexter Manley.

]]> By: The Last Unitard http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2389 The Last Unitard Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2389 I bet, at some point in the season, TK will be so frustrated with his "colleague's" douche-baggery that he will indeed say something that will get him in a big heap o' trouble. <br/><br/>I'm really starting to get tired of ESPN. They need some competition... perhaps a Deadspin network? Sure, public access TV won't reach everyone... but it's a start. I bet, at some point in the season, TK will be so frustrated with his “colleague’s” douche-baggery that he will indeed say something that will get him in a big heap o’ trouble.

I’m really starting to get tired of ESPN. They need some competition… perhaps a Deadspin network? Sure, public access TV won’t reach everyone… but it’s a start.

]]> By: ColKurtz http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2386 ColKurtz Wed, 30 Aug 2006 15:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2386 Very nicely put. Maybe Tony K. should make a reference to having your leg broke on national tv? Very nicely put. Maybe Tony K. should make a reference to having your leg broke on national tv?

]]> By: GentleWhoadie9000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2378 GentleWhoadie9000 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2378 For years I have fantasized about calling a game with Joe Thiesmann and repeatedly bringing up his career-ending knee injury.<br/><br/>Joe: The Colts pass rush is pretty stiff tonight.<br/>Me: Stiff enough to totally devastate your knee on national television.<br/><br/>Joe: ...and that's why they call it a zone blitz, because it's a zone and a blitz.<br/>Me: Hey Joe, remember when LT completely annihilated all of your knee ligaments and ruined your career?<br/>Joe: Look, that's not what we're here to talk about.<br/>Me: Remember when you changed the pronounciation of your name? For years I have fantasized about calling a game with Joe Thiesmann and repeatedly bringing up his career-ending knee injury.

Joe: The Colts pass rush is pretty stiff tonight.
Me: Stiff enough to totally devastate your knee on national television.

Joe: …and that’s why they call it a zone blitz, because it’s a zone and a blitz.
Me: Hey Joe, remember when LT completely annihilated all of your knee ligaments and ruined your career?
Joe: Look, that’s not what we’re here to talk about.
Me: Remember when you changed the pronounciation of your name?

]]> By: dusty http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2376 dusty Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:59:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2376 As a former resident of the DC area when that fuckwit played I can attest to his being an asshole of mythic stature. He has the announcing skills of my geriatric aunt..ok.that might be overboard.<br/><br/>I like Riggins. He got smashed, told off a Supreme Court Justice and passed out..wotta man. As a former resident of the DC area when that fuckwit played I can attest to his being an asshole of mythic stature. He has the announcing skills of my geriatric aunt..ok.that might be overboard.

I like Riggins. He got smashed, told off a Supreme Court Justice and passed out..wotta man.

]]> By: We Must Protect This Hoff! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2375 We Must Protect This Hoff! Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/08/an-open-letter-to-tony-kornheiser.html#comment-2375 I would rather listen to a post-stroke Dick Clark recite tongue twisters than listen to Joe Theisman. I would rather listen to a post-stroke Dick Clark recite tongue twisters than listen to Joe Theisman.

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