You made it! You got through another week at work, blew off a ton of shit you were supposed to do while reading our site, and you didn’t get fired! Good job…unless you got caught and, um, did get fired, in which case, hey, you now have hordes of time for some much needed Alt-Tab practice.

As always, we’re working on stuff for next week. Falco will be previewing the Piss-ants of the Potomac, YOUR Washington Redskins. We’ll see what Michael Strahan has had his eyes on lately, and maybe we’ll have ourselves a gander at Peter King’s Outlook Calendar.

We leave you this week with this shot from a Maxim NFL cheerleader photo-thinger done in 2003, in homage and eager anticipation of Falco’s upcoming Redskins preview. Guys, meet Christy, she’s loving and energetic and looking for a good home. We think she’s had all her shots, but we’re bad at looking for that kind of thing. Damn!


While I’m no expert, I do believe she is ready for some football. So are we; fucking season, START ALREADY!

That’s it for us. Enjoy your weekend. When you show up to work on Monday all depressed and shit, we’ll be here.