Stop Reading The Credits Before The Fucking Game Ends
You made it! You got through another week at work, blew off a ton of shit you were supposed to do while reading our site, and you didn’t get fired! Good job…unless you got caught and, um, did get fired, in which case, hey, you now have hordes of time for some much needed Alt-Tab practice.
As always, we’re working on stuff for next week. Falco will be previewing the Piss-ants of the Potomac, YOUR Washington Redskins. We’ll see what Michael Strahan has had his eyes on lately, and maybe we’ll have ourselves a gander at Peter King’s Outlook Calendar.
We leave you this week with this shot from a Maxim NFL cheerleader photo-thinger done in 2003, in homage and eager anticipation of Falco’s upcoming Redskins preview. Guys, meet Christy, she’s loving and energetic and looking for a good home. We think she’s had all her shots, but we’re bad at looking for that kind of thing. Damn!
While I’m no expert, I do believe she is ready for some football. So are we; fucking season, START ALREADY!
That’s it for us. Enjoy your weekend. When you show up to work on Monday all depressed and shit, we’ll be here.
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July 14th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Apparently Strahan’s had his eyes on his sister-in-law undressing.
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060713-043419-1126r
Can this divorce get any sloppier?
I have to admit; I’m titillated.
July 14th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
He said titillated.
July 14th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Actually, Brasky, Siobhan is a lovely brunette. She’s also female. And titillated.
We saw the news piece on it yesterday, but we’re saving it for Monday.
July 14th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Don’t mind me, I’m just checking out your site from the Cleveland public library system.
July 14th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Sorry – I didn’t mean to cause premature conversation. And thanks for the compliment. I eat ‘em up like a fat man at a buffet. A titillated fat man, apparently.
July 14th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
I think you just like the word “titillated.” So, tell me, Siobahn, why have we heard nothing else about the Deadspin field trip?
July 14th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
There was no Deadspin field trip. Whatever you heard, it never happened.
July 14th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Am the only wondering why she has soccer shin guards on?
Hello????
July 14th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Aaaahhhh, sweet Christy. I spent many an hour staring at this picture in the bathroom… er, while taking a crap of course.
July 14th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
The Pope of Chili Town performing a self-blumpkin. Good for him.
July 14th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
anon- yes you are…try to focus
July 15th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
In the words of one of my esteemed colleagues, the deadspin field trip is like Fight Club.
Can’t talk about it, obviously.
July 16th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Someone needs to throw her a baby.
July 16th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
I want that jersey when she’s done with it.
Texas Viking
July 17th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Check that. SHE said titillated.
July 17th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I believe that’s the former cheerleader that the man, the myth, the legend Chris Cooley is currently dating, which nearly caused a riot last summer on redskins message boards.