Comments on: Peter King’s Outlook Calendar

By: SlickBomb

SlickBomb — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:11:00 +0000

“How to annoy readers about Katrina while taking black manseed on my face”?

Both completely shocking, and completely hillarious. Well done, MMP. Keep it up.

By: Drew

Drew — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:44:00 +0000

I keep trying to click Louis Gossett Jr so I can see if we’re still on for dinner (at that revolving restaurant) and a showing of “Little Man.”

By: T-Bone

T-Bone — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:00:00 +0000

“Who I like on Monday Night, and I don’t mean Al Michaels” – I would love for Tom Brady to give me a Frappachino Mustache.

By: Johnny Cakes but not gay

Johnny Cakes but not gay — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:15:00 +0000

Has nobody mentioned Brett Favre yet?

9 P.M. Light candles of personal Bill Parcells shrine

10 P.M. Discover obscure television show called "24."

12 A.M. Remove hair curlers before bed.

By: Mac

Mac — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:41:00 +0000

This is obviously a fake, as there is no mention of Brett Favre and King couldn’t go a day without his BFF.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:55:00 +0000

little known fact: peter king survives on a diet consisting entirely of bean and cheese frozen burritos

…so there’s that

By: lurker chica

lurker chica — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:48:00 +0000

All I wanna know is…WTF does this have to do with burritos? ;)

By: uncskins28

uncskins28 — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:01:00 +0000

Art Monk has a higher career YPC than Marvin Harrison.

It needs to be said.

By: Son of Brasky

Son of Brasky — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:34:00 +0000

And I love you, Lou Gosset Jr.

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:36:00 +0000

goto11: Excellent work.

I’ve left a copy of that KSK memo on MMP’s desk.