Peter King’s Outlook Calendar
If you happen to speak English, you may realize that Peter King is the best NFL writer in the United States, and therefore, the world. In fact, his NFL prowess is so renowned that it has earned him an analyst’s spot on the NFL Sunday Night Football studio team, premiering this fall. He is an Afroed god among mere mortal, straight-haired sportswriters.
So how does this elite journalist get into condition for the season? Certainly the work of covering 32 teams requires a strong preseason regimen. We like to know these things, so we here at KSK obtained a page of Peter King’s Outlook Calendar for an upcoming day, as many teams will already be in camp. While he sits on top of the mountain for now, to us it seems clear: Peter King is not ready for some football.
Don’t worry, Pete. That’s why they call it the preseason. Just keep your chin…up.
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July 20th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Right after he steal’s Monks’ mail, King will then kick his dog.
Anyone against Monk’s HOF induction is a douche and is INSANE….
July 20th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
I thought 9:00 p.m. was when he watched a television show for the first time that everyone else has watched for last two years.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
hofc, you are correct sir.
fuck peter king…and dr. z
July 20th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
wait a second, where’s the time dedicated to finding the next Jake Plummer/Danny Wuerffel to advocate selecting in round 3 of your league’s upcoming fantasy draft?
July 20th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Good call on the Shiner Boch, good times right there.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
You forgot to put in the three hour block of time where he spanks it to tivo’d episodes of House MD.
Then another hour thinking of which Sopranos spoilers to put in his column.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Fuck Dr. Z. Where is his calander with his daily foot in the ass from Dan Snyder? Nothing like getting punked right in front of your columnist buddies. Reminds me of the revenge skit from Chappelle Show.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
“chin…up” — I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
The bias of the Redskins by SI writers is ridiculous. The Dr Z quote “You don’t make the HOF by catching 8 yard hooks” is disgusting. You do when it’s 3rd and five.
July 20th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
he retired with the most catches ever, that’s all that needs to be said.
July 20th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Most catches in the history of the game, and not in the HOF. Why, oh why, did you have to bet on baseball Art Monk. We believed in you.
July 20th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Peter King is a penis kabob.
July 20th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
> Certainly the work of covering 31 professional football teams (and the Texans) requires a strong preseason regimen.
There, I fixed it for you.
July 20th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
goto11: Excellent work.
I’ve left a copy of that KSK memo on MMP’s desk.
July 20th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
And I love you, Lou Gosset Jr.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Art Monk has a higher career YPC than Marvin Harrison.
It needs to be said.
July 20th, 2006 at 5:48 pm
All I wanna know is…WTF does this have to do with burritos? ;)
July 20th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
little known fact: peter king survives on a diet consisting entirely of bean and cheese frozen burritos
…so there’s that
July 20th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
This is obviously a fake, as there is no mention of Brett Favre and King couldn’t go a day without his BFF.
July 20th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Has nobody mentioned Brett Favre yet?
9 P.M. Light candles of personal Bill Parcells shrine
10 P.M. Discover obscure television show called “24.”
12 A.M. Remove hair curlers before bed.
July 21st, 2006 at 12:00 pm
“Who I like on Monday Night, and I don’t mean Al Michaels” – I would love for Tom Brady to give me a Frappachino Mustache.
July 21st, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I keep trying to click Louis Gossett Jr so I can see if we’re still on for dinner (at that revolving restaurant) and a showing of “Little Man.”
July 21st, 2006 at 3:11 pm
“How to annoy readers about Katrina while taking black manseed on my face”?
Both completely shocking, and completely hillarious. Well done, MMP. Keep it up.