Comments on: Obese Punter Terrorizes Denver

By: RectumDamnNearKilledEm

RectumDamnNearKilledEm — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:58:00 +0000

SVE is obviously unfamiliar with the legend of the Sauerbrun. And all the speculation is rendered pointless by the fact that the ‘brun has dabbled in all of those and more. SOB knows the time. Shit, Todd probably did so much phed that morning that it masked all the meth he was doing two weeks before.

By: The Pope Of Chili Town

The Pope Of Chili Town — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:31:00 +0000

MMP you’re such a “glass half empty” person. Stringer isn’t getting any fatter is he?

Yes, I am going to hell, but you anorexia jokesters are on the plane with me.

By: We Must Protect This Hoff!

We Must Protect This Hoff! — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:25:00 +0000

That anorexic chick is SO fat. Did you see the cellulite on the underside of her thigh? I think a Manute Bol picture would have also worked well there.

By: Sports Voyuer Extrodinaire

Sports Voyuer Extrodinaire — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:05:00 +0000

Sauerbrun ain’t got shit on Janikowski in the fat and drunk kicker department.

By: J.E. Skeets

J.E. Skeets — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:32:00 +0000

Breasts? Legs? Pfft … I’m a “rib man” and that anorexia chick is smokin’ hot!

By: Red Line

Red Line — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:22:00 +0000

But what does Sauerbrun think of mama slap chicken?

That anorexia photo is terrifying.

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 15:07:00 +0000

Poor form by that bulimic chick. Seat goes up for puking.

By: Son of Brasky

Son of Brasky — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 14:51:00 +0000

There’s a reason why the Panthers traded a guy who averaged 45 yards/punt and openly questioned the manhood of Martin Gramatica. If you can get past the whole steroid thing, “SauerBUM” was pretty kick ass.

By: Footsteps Falco

Footsteps Falco — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 13:49:00 +0000

Kyle Orton is going to hate that you put someone else’s head over his in that last photo.