Comments on: Jake the Snake and the Mile High Club

By: Big Blue Monkey

Big Blue Monkey — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 09:16:00 +0000

I don’t want to pimp my own site, but of course, I absolutely do. What about the Washington Cheerleaders, and what they think?
http://www.scuffedballs.blogspot.com has the answer.

By: RedbirdTony

RedbirdTony — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:55:00 +0000

Not only did the Fake take my pathetic Cards to the playoffs, they beat the effing Cowboys… in Dallas… effectively ending the Triplets Dynasty. (That really did happen. I swear. I’ve got tape to prove it.)
Oh, and Jake groped a girl under her skirt in a bar in Tempe effecively pulling an “I’m Keith Hernandez.”
Simply put, Jake Plummer is the balls.

By: bugeyed

bugeyed — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:47:00 +0000

Denver will never win another Super Bowl without “gummy-horsetooth” John “I am not Seinfeld” Elway.

Just like Green Bay will never win another Super Bowl with or without “vicadin-boy” Brett “I love Mark Chmura” Favre.

By: Beban

Beban — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:30:00 +0000

Talk all the shit you want about Jake Plummer. The guy should have won the Heisman, took that craptacular ASU program to the Rose Bowl, beat the defending national champion Nebraska Cornholes 19-0, led the even more craptacular Arizona Menstruating bitches to the playoffs, and flipped off queer Broncos fan. The guy’s a hero in my book, and I hate ASU.

By: D. Rock

D. Rock — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:13:00 +0000

As far as the Denver Broncos go, if their quarterback shares the nickname of a professional wrestler who broke into tears when his gimmick pet snake was sat on by a fat man referred to as “Earthquake”â€”and then “The Snake” returned to a drug habit before thumping the bible as his newfound gimmickâ€”well, I think that gives you a pretty good idea of the emotional trust to invest in another team.

Long live Damian … May anybody other than the Broncos take the West. I used to feel sorry for them before they won two in a row. Now they can politely disappear and let the Rockies have some spotlight as another attraction for an otherwise sport-deprived town (no offense, Colorado Avalanche).

By: Chillonamill

Chillonamill — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:55:00 +0000

That was possesive….I am a Redskins fan.I’m sick of having my team bashed by a bunch of mountain goats. Makes me want to go helmet first into a field barricade

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:51:00 +0000

You forgot “saucy” and “wretch” Mr. Donne.

p.s. I’m a big fan!

By: jackson pollock joke

jackson pollock joke — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:39:00 +0000

No. I think I had you at
t pedantic.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:13:00 +0000

you had me at “who’m”

By: Panger

Panger — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:17:00 +0000

"my redskins."

AND you hate the broncos?

i knew there was a reason i liked you guys.

besmirch away.

(formerly known as zen girl)