By Trevor Risk | 43 Comments

Giving a special acknowledgement this week for what I'm considering the komment of the year.

dallas cowboys

Tony Romo Said He Would’ve Taken A Pay Cut To Keep DeMarco Murray

By Christmas Ape | 17 Comments

Cowboys quarterback said he would have taken a $5 million pay cut to keep DeMarco Murray.

seattle seahawks

Bruce Irvin Pulls An April Fools DUI Prank

By Christmas Ape | 30 Comments

This is why everyone on the Internet should take April 1 off.

april fool's day

This Week In F**k You: April Fools’ Day Haters

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 67 Comments

The problem is not with April Fools' Day. The problem is with unfunny pranks.

xmas ape

Bob Kraft Testifies About His Intimate Greetings With Aaron Hernandez

By Christmas Ape | 28 Comments

What did we learn? NFL owners and their players get more touchy than I expected.

Carolina Panthers

Young Hot Take Writer Goes In On Cam Newton

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

He shows such acumen for provocative takes at such an early age.


NFL Solves All Its Problems By Punishing The Atlanta Falcons For Piping In Crowd Noise

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 52 Comments

The NFL has finally, mercifully, solved the largest problem facing the league today: teams piping in fake crowd noise.

Johnny Sugar

Better Know A Former Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers

By Johnny Sugar | 19 Comments

Truly, Aaron Rodgers is a beacon of hope to all the struggling former backup QBs out there.