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World’s needy brace themselves for even more New England Patriots Super Bowl champions gear

By PFT Commenter | 11 Comments

"I mean how bad do you have to be to lose two Super Bowls to Eli Manning?" Ajay added.


Study Finds NFL Players Who Played Tackle Football Before Age 12 Have Worse Cognitive Function

By Christmas Ape | 21 Comments

Once again science tells us that youth football is bad and the sport in general is harmful to those playing it. Happy Super Bowl week, everybody!

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The Cartoon Scientist Ballghazi Roundtable

By Johnny Sugar | 44 Comments

Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson had their say. Now let's hear from the cartoon scientists.



By Trevor Risk | 32 Comments

Cheers to kommenters for sitting through the Irvin/Carter Cocaine Competition.

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CBS Sunday Morning Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 155 Comments

With no NFL teams suffering crushing defeats this past weekend, Spilly turns his attention to CBS Sunday Morning fans.


The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

By Christmas Ape | 102 Comments

You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Bill Nye The Sports Take Guy

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

Plus Tom Brady likes avocado ice cream and Louis CK has a Ballghazi take.

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A Guide To Hosting An Awesome Super Bowl Party If You Don’t Give A F**k About Getting Fat

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 25 Comments

How I learned to stop worrying and enjoy all the bad-for-you food during the Super Bowl.