Day Drinking

KSK World Cup Open Thread: Brazil-Netherlands

By Sarah Sprague | 124 Comments

How can you face playing in a game that the best you can hope for is third place?

xmas ape

Sexy Friday Follows The Trail

By Christmas Ape | 113 Comments

We're going to need to all our strength and patience to get through the next few weeks.

Fun With Mock Drafts

KSK Mock Draft: Most shocking defeats in sports history

By Eric Sollenberger | 306 Comments

This week we’re drafting the most shocking victories/defeats in sports history. Only real games count, so no Mighty Ducks vs. Iceland or Bill Paxton vs. a bunch of tornados.

Best Week Worst Week

Best Week/Worst Week: Andre Johnson and Tanard Jackson

By Unsilent Majority | 21 Comments

July is the worst. There's nothing going on. Nobody did anything particularly good this week, so Best Week goes to Andre Johnson by default.

michael crabtree

Taiwanese Animators Tackle The Sherman-Crabtree Beef

By Christmas Ape | 8 Comments

The narrator's Richard Sherman voice leaves something to be desired.

Big Sandy

This Week in F*** You: LeBron James

By Big Sandy | 85 Comments

You KNOW where you want to play. Money should be NO OBJECT to you.

andre johnson

KLEARINGHOUSE: DeSean Jackson Growing Dreads

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

Cheers to his terra cotta army on his head.

it's satire people

A KKK member wants to know which NFL team he should root for

By PFT Commenter | 56 Comments

I would not advise accessing this webpage from any type of work computer unless your job doesn't require you to not break the law as your job.

Day Drinking

KSK World Cup Open Thread: Argentina-Netherlands

By Sarah Sprague | 258 Comments

Worst part of today’s game? Loser of this has to play Brazil on Saturday for the third place title. Imagine how depressing that would feel. Other worst part? Winner has to face a terrifyingly scary German team on Sunday.

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments of the Week: July 2-8, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 29 Comments

Stellar commenting considering it was a holiday weekend, folks.

Soccer

LOLNFL: World Cup Quarters and Semis

By Unsilent Majority | 52 Comments

Note: Only three more games until we stop talking about soccer.