Jerry Jones

The Civil Trial For Botched Super Bowl XLV Seating Is Underway

By Christmas Ape | 82 Comments

Paying fans who were unable to get into Super Bowl XLV have the league in court.

HODOR

Important Andrew Luck Facial Hair Update

By Christmas Ape | 46 Comments

Playoff beard is gone. Offseason 'stache is in.

xmas ape

KILL KILL KILL: Bison Aren’t Your Friend

By Christmas Ape | 37 Comments

An elk fleeing a wolf seeks refuge among a pack of bison. Whoops!

hipster cortland finnegan: least accurate kskharacter yet

Andre Johnson To Be Traded Or Cut

By Trevor Risk | 61 Comments

The Texans are readying to part with the franchise's best receiver.

Johnny Sugar

Josh McCown Is Going To Be A Josh McBrown

By Johnny Sugar | 54 Comments

Instead of Hoyer Country, the Browns will be a McCown Town.

xmas ape

KSK Week in Review: When The Offseason Gets Real

By Christmas Ape | 416 Comments

Not much football stuff happened, so we stuffed nonsense into the void.

Best Week Worst Week

Best Week/Worst Week: Adrian Peterson and Dez Bryant

By Unsilent Majority | 72 Comments

It's a bad week to be on incriminating videos that may or may not exist.

David Rappoccio

Possible Los Angeles Team logos

By David Rappoccio | 64 Comments

None of the teams potentially moving to L.A. have said they would change their name but they doesn't mean we can't still come up with new names for them.