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Bob Kraft Testifies About His Intimate Greetings With Aaron Hernandez

By Christmas Ape | 23 Comments

What did we learn? NFL owners and their players get more touchy than I expected.

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Young Hot Take Writer Goes In On Cam Newton

By Christmas Ape | 45 Comments

He shows such acumen for provocative takes at such an early age.

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Peter King Wants Credit For An Idea That Wasn’t His And He Wants It Now

By Christmas Ape | 127 Comments

Peter King knows nothing, but when he does know things, you should definitely credit him all the time.

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NFL Solves All Its Problems By Punishing The Atlanta Falcons For Piping In Crowd Noise

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 52 Comments

The NFL has finally, mercifully, solved the largest problem facing the league today: teams piping in fake crowd noise.

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Better Know A Former Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers

By Johnny Sugar | 19 Comments

Truly, Aaron Rodgers is a beacon of hope to all the struggling former backup QBs out there.

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KSK Week In Review: You Can’t Transcribe That On TV

By Christmas Ape | 516 Comments

NFL people had meetings and breakfasts, leading to minor rulebook changes. It's March.

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Mulder & Scully investigate the NFL

By David Rappoccio | 29 Comments

The X-Files is back, just in time to get to the bottom of the mysteries of the NFL.

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KSK Mock Draft: Cool Fictional Bosses

By Christmas Ape | 134 Comments

This week, we draft fictional bosses so we can pretend our work experience might not be so dreadful.

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KSK Konnoisseur’s Klub: A Guide To Malört, The Unofficial Spirit of Chicago

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 78 Comments

Malort is not for everyone so best to take in this guide before trying the divisive beverage.

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Plot Suggestions For The ‘Coach’ Reboot

By Christmas Ape | 37 Comments

"Coach" is coming back and we have a bunch of plot ideas for it.

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We’re Here For You, Eric Dickerson

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

Eric Dickerson is having all the feels about One Direction right now.