09.02.10
Crazy Commissioners and Psycho Sluts: The KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag

It’s a bit of an unusual mailbag today. I’m a little wiped out from insane manifestos and squirrel pictures, plus it’s been a busy week for me on the sex and fantasy football front. I did my first-ever live draft on Monday night for my 12-team money league — just because I write this column doesn’t mean I’m some kind of seasoned expert, you know. Here’s the lineup for Muffcunt Vaginapussy in 2010:
QB: Aaron Rodgers
WR: Miles Austin
WR: Steve Smith (baby-puncher)
WR: Malcolm Floyd
RB: Jamaal Charles
RB: LeSean McCoy
Flex (RB/WR/TE): C.J. Spiller
TE: Tony Gonzalez
D/ST: Saints
Bench: Matt Stafford, Owen Daniels, Austin Collie, LenDale White, Laurent Robinson, Devery Henderson.
I won’t lie: my nipples get hard when I look at those starters. The bench… ehhh, that bench is what happens when you’re six beers in.
As for sex, well, I had it. Like, twice. Wait, no: once. I think. Never mind. Let’s just get to the questions.




















