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There’s a Gronk Party Bus At The Super Bowl And It’s Being Driven By Someone Named Goon

By Christmas Ape | 2 Comments

It's the ideal Super Bowl viewing experience if you don't want to remember the Super Bowl.

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NFL investigating the Falcons for pumping in crowd noise

By Big Sandy | 11 Comments

The NFL has been investigating the Atlanta Falcons for allegedly pumping in fake crowd noise to the Georgia Dome for the last two seasons.

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Start Your Super Bowl Sunday with the Dumbest, Hottest Take of the Year

By Spilly | 21 Comments

We already have what could be the HOTTEST TAKE OF 2015, and it's only February 1.

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Alternative Junkpouch Manufacturer To Support Marshawn Lynch

By Spilly | 41 Comments

You know what we haven't talked enough about recently? Balls.

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KSK Week in Review: I’m Just Here So I Can Be Intrinsically Fulfilled

By Christmas Ape | 173 Comments

Only two more days of nonsense before we have a football game.

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CELEBRITY SUPER BOWL PICKKAKE: PITCHFORK

By Trevor Risk | 24 Comments

What’s most unfortunate for the 2014 Seattle Seahawks is that the season format is dead.

Always Be Covering

Always Be Covering: Super Bowl

By Unsilent Majority | 40 Comments

It's the last chance to gamble on football for a while. Do it wisely.

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This Week Is The Super Bowl of Professional Joint Rolling

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

I'm just happy to live in a nation where joint-rolling speed is increasingly becoming an important job skill.

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Josh Gordon Is Fed Up With Your Hot Takes, Everyone

By Johnny Sugar | 53 Comments

The Browns receiver fires back at Charles Barkley, Cris Carter and Stephen A. Smith.