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This Week Is The Super Bowl of Professional Joint Rolling

By Christmas Ape | 18 Comments

I'm just happy to live in a nation where joint-rolling speed is increasingly becoming an important job skill.

Charles Barkley

Josh Gordon Is Fed Up With Your Hot Takes, Everyone

By Johnny Sugar | 39 Comments

The Browns receiver fires back at Charles Barkley, Cris Carter and Stephen A. Smith.

it's satire people

World’s needy brace themselves for even more New England Patriots Super Bowl champions gear

By PFT Commenter | 25 Comments

"I mean how bad do you have to be to lose two Super Bowls to Eli Manning?" Ajay added.

concussions

Study Finds NFL Players Who Played Tackle Football Before Age 12 Have Worse Cognitive Function

By Christmas Ape | 74 Comments

Once again science tells us that youth football is bad and the sport in general is harmful to those playing it. Happy Super Bowl week, everybody!

gratuitous futurama references

The Cartoon Scientist Ballghazi Roundtable

By Johnny Sugar | 45 Comments

Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson had their say. Now let's hear from the cartoon scientists.

balls

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: JANUARY 21ST – 27TH

By Trevor Risk | 32 Comments

Cheers to kommenters for sitting through the Irvin/Carter Cocaine Competition.

Reasonable Fans

CBS Sunday Morning Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 155 Comments

With no NFL teams suffering crushing defeats this past weekend, Spilly turns his attention to CBS Sunday Morning fans.

BEEF MOE

The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

By Christmas Ape | 102 Comments

You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.