chicago bears

Friday Preseason Open Thread: Battle Feline, Battle New York, Battle Bays, Battle WHO CARES

By Sarah Sprague | 356 Comments

Nice little slate of games to watch while we get ready to go out for a late-summer Friday evening.

xmas ape

Every Sexy Friday Ever

By Christmas Ape | 111 Comments

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL FOOTBALL.

buffalo bills

Klearinghouse: Johnny Clipboard fined, understanding pot DUIs, Bon Jovi too poor to buy Bills

By Sarah Sprague | 43 Comments

That's one expensive middle finger. Bon Jovi couldn't even afford that fine.

Best Week Worst Week

Best Week/Worst Week: RGIII Haters and Sad Nick Fairley

By Unsilent Majority | 12 Comments

Florio accused RGIII of conjuring "imaginary enemies" after Griffin sent out some dumb tweet about "doubters." It was Florio's second post about the totally meaningless tweet in two days.

iggles

Steelers-Eagles Preseason Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 243 Comments

Let's see what other running backs the Steelers can dig up!

Cleveland Browns

Johnny Clipboard Shirts Now For Sale

By Sarah Sprague | 31 Comments

Probably too soon to be Johnny Paper Cut.

KLEARINGHOUSE: Goodbye Levi’s Stadium Turf

By Christmas Ape | 30 Comments

Plus PFT Commenter goes to Seattle, extra points changing and hurt Clowney.

Johnny Sugar

This Week In F— You: Unnecessary Celebrity News Quotes

By Johnny Sugar | 68 Comments

We make a huge deal out any dumb thing a famous person has to say so that we can generate a bunch of pageviews.