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The Cartoon Scientist Ballghazi Roundtable

By Johnny Sugar | 42 Comments

Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson had their say. Now let's hear from the cartoon scientists.



By Trevor Risk | 31 Comments

Cheers to kommenters for sitting through the Irvin/Carter Cocaine Competition.

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CBS Sunday Morning Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 154 Comments

With no NFL teams suffering crushing defeats this past weekend, Spilly turns his attention to CBS Sunday Morning fans.


The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

By Christmas Ape | 101 Comments

You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Bill Nye The Sports Take Guy

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

Plus Tom Brady likes avocado ice cream and Louis CK has a Ballghazi take.

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A Guide To Hosting An Awesome Super Bowl Party If You Don’t Give A F**k About Getting Fat

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 25 Comments

How I learned to stop worrying and enjoy all the bad-for-you food during the Super Bowl.

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Roger Goodell Learned All Life Lessons From Working as a Bartender in College

By Christmas Ape | 59 Comments

Tim Foil is your go-to source for tall tales from Roger Goodell's past.