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Ray Lewis Has a Video Message For The People of Baltimore

By Christmas Ape | 19 Comments

In times of discord, people can always count on Ray Lewis to sermonize the voice of reason at them.

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KILL KILL KILL: Jaguars Snag Fowler

By Christmas Ape | 11 Comments

The Internet just needs to bring the Bear/Jaguar death videos so I can have more death in the Top 10.

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A Chiefs Fan Prank Called A C-SPAN Discussion On Drone Strikes

By Christmas Ape | 32 Comments

Kansas City fan called into a discussion on drone strikes and drops the name of a few current and former players.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Talking And Playing, Sizes May Vary

By Christmas Ape | 74 Comments

Robert Griffin III has a new motto and a fifth-year option picked up by his team.

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KSK Week In Review: Eternal Ghost Flames

By Christmas Ape | 374 Comments

With next weekend full of names being read on a dais (or at a military base), better make the most of this weekend.

a door will fly open at ksk tomorrow

HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION, BY ELI MANNING

By Trevor Risk | 27 Comments

"I used to laugh at Peyton when he graduated to the NFL and didn’t get popsicles and sprinkler time, but the joke was on me!"

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NFL Mortal Kombat Fatalities

By David Rappoccio | 82 Comments

What fatalities NFL players would have if they were in a Mortal Kombat game.

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“You Know What’s Better Than NFL Money? More Money.”: A.J. Francis Attempts To Become An Uber Driver

By Johnny Sugar | 48 Comments

NFL players getting an offseason job isn't unheard of, though Uber driver is a new one.

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Tee Hee, The President Has Deflated Ball Jokes

By Christmas Ape | 95 Comments

Obama brushing up on his humor in advance of the Correspondents' Dinner.

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Let’s Unpack This Stupid PFT Column About Greg Hardy

By Johnny Sugar | 58 Comments

The NFL is conspiring to ruin our Thanksgiving dinner conversation, according to one PFT writer.



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