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Alternative Junkpouch Manufacturer To Support Marshawn Lynch

By Spilly | 40 Comments

You know what we haven't talked enough about recently? Balls.

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KSK Week in Review: I’m Just Here So I Can Be Intrinsically Fulfilled

By Christmas Ape | 163 Comments

Only two more days of nonsense before we have a football game.

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CELEBRITY SUPER BOWL PICKKAKE: PITCHFORK

By Trevor Risk | 24 Comments

What’s most unfortunate for the 2014 Seattle Seahawks is that the season format is dead.

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Always Be Covering: Super Bowl

By Unsilent Majority | 40 Comments

It's the last chance to gamble on football for a while. Do it wisely.

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This Week Is The Super Bowl of Professional Joint Rolling

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

I'm just happy to live in a nation where joint-rolling speed is increasingly becoming an important job skill.

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Josh Gordon Is Fed Up With Your Hot Takes, Everyone

By Johnny Sugar | 53 Comments

The Browns receiver fires back at Charles Barkley, Cris Carter and Stephen A. Smith.

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World’s needy brace themselves for even more New England Patriots Super Bowl champions gear

By PFT Commenter | 25 Comments

"I mean how bad do you have to be to lose two Super Bowls to Eli Manning?" Ajay added.

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Study Finds NFL Players Who Played Tackle Football Before Age 12 Have Worse Cognitive Function

By Christmas Ape | 87 Comments

Once again science tells us that youth football is bad and the sport in general is harmful to those playing it. Happy Super Bowl week, everybody!

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The Cartoon Scientist Ballghazi Roundtable

By Johnny Sugar | 46 Comments

Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson had their say. Now let's hear from the cartoon scientists.

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KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: JANUARY 21ST – 27TH

By Trevor Risk | 34 Comments

Cheers to kommenters for sitting through the Irvin/Carter Cocaine Competition.