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We’re Here For You, Eric Dickerson

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

Eric Dickerson is having all the feels about One Direction right now.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Randy Gregory Is This Draft’s Victim of The Demon Weed

By Christmas Ape | 94 Comments

A likely top-10 pick tested positive for weed, an annual story we're forced to pretend to care about.

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KILL KILL KILL: Your Aunt’s Handbag Challenge

By Christmas Ape | 15 Comments

Leopard and python do battle to avoid being made into a handbag.

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The NFL’s new looming crisis: Millennials

By Big Sandy | 106 Comments

Tom Coughlin said the Giants did a study on millennials because no one understands these no-good kids these days.

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Jeremy Clarkson Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 128 Comments

Top Gear's man baby host got fired and fans reacted completely reasonably.

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North Dakotans Really Love Fred Biletnikoff For Some Reason

By Christmas Ape | 99 Comments

And Iowans love the Patron Saint, but we understand that.

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Woody Johnson and Bob Kraft Are Having Another Classic Billionaire’s Brawl

By Christmas Ape | 32 Comments

The Jets and Patriots have filed tampering charges against the other relating to Darrelle Revis.

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The Travel Channel Presents: Teddy Bridgewater, World Traveler and Wing Enthusiast

By StuScott Booyahs | 20 Comments

"Iā€™m Teddy Bridgewater. I write. I travel. I play quarterback for the Vikings. I eat wings. And Iā€™m hungry FOR MORE."