kickstarters

Who wants cleaner (beer pong) balls this tailgate season? Clean Cup Does

By Sarah Sprague

All the clean balls jokes you can handle, folks. Get your clean balls here.

AFL

The All-Hair Metal Arena Football League

By Johnny Sugar | 40 Comments

1980s Hair Metal bands have some sick AFL buyin' money.

it's satire people

White History Month: Jen Selter

By PFT Commenter | 46 Comments

PFTCommenter puts a lady on Mt. Tushmore.

#thinkpieces

This Week In F*ck You: #longreads

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 86 Comments

Why learn to make a point in a concise, entertaining, and engaging way?

baltimore ravens

Ray Rice Suspended Two Games For Assault

By Sarah Sprague | 86 Comments

Yes Ray, that's two games you've been suspended.

denver broncos

Klearinghouse: Sidney Rice, Pat Bowlen and everyone else we will miss this season

By Sarah Sprague | 119 Comments

Rice is getting out of the football business and into the Wingstop game. Cannot think of a more noble cause.

sarah sprague

Kill Kill Kill: Mercy rule for the already dead

By Sarah Sprague | 30 Comments

Being entangled with your foe after you've killed him. What a terrible nightmare (or a regular occurrence for anyone who has seen their favorite player injured during garbage time).

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments of the Week: July 16 – 22nd, 2014

By Trevor Risk | 70 Comments

"If I ran the ESPYs, the courage award would have went to Greg Schiano for having the courage to be Greg Schiano."

Because Wet Hot American Summer is the best that's why

A Sneak Preview Of Select NFL Training Camp Schedules

By Unsilent Majority | 43 Comments

Review the whole holding the ball while running thing because some people clearly weren't paying attention.

Chris Kluwe

A sneak peek at Chris Kluwe’s new book

By David Rappoccio | 25 Comments

Chapter Five: Why Twilight Sparkle is the best pony