NFL Celebrates Passing Record With Dumb Shirt

By Spilly | 10 Comments

Hate teen Tory? Unless this is some kind of grassroots Whig resurgence campaign, there's no need for this shirt to exist.

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49ers-Broncos SNF Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 684 Comments

And now 30 more minutes of football during which hopefully no records will be set.


Chiefs Overcome Idiot Receiving Corps to Beat Laserface

By Trevor Risk | 10 Comments

Gave us the frustrated Marmalard footage we crave so.

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49ers-Broncos SNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 1,211 Comments

Wonder if the cameras will try to show Peyton Manning and Jim Harbaugh on the sideline.

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Cowboys fans root on in face of Ebola threat

By Big Sandy

Cowboys fans aren’t about to let that Jaguars mascot have all the Ebola joke fun. Or maybe it’s not a joke. It is Texas, after all.

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Jaguars Win First Game; Browns Suck Again

By Christmas Ape | 6 Comments

Jags defense comes up big as Jacksonville upsets Cleveland.

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Seahawks Upset By Rams, Controversial Fumble Recovery Seals Victory

By Christmas Ape | 7 Comments

The Seahawks have now lost two straight and fall to .500. Brace yourselves for a lot of "THEY WOULD'VE WON IF THEY HAD PERCY HARVIN" takes.

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Week 7 Late Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,270 Comments

Cowboys collapse is coming, though probably not just yet.

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There Is a Bat-Mario At The Cowboys Game

By Christmas Ape | 4 Comments

EEEETS-AH MEEEEEE [Christian Bale voice] BAT MARIO!