Jerry Jones

The Civil Trial For Botched Super Bowl XLV Seating Is Underway

By Christmas Ape | 40 Comments

Paying fans who were unable to get into Super Bowl XLV have the league in court.


Important Andrew Luck Facial Hair Update

By Christmas Ape | 36 Comments

Playoff beard is gone. Offseason 'stache is in.

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KILL KILL KILL: Bison Aren’t Your Friend

By Christmas Ape | 23 Comments

An elk fleeing a wolf seeks refuge among a pack of bison. Whoops!

hipster cortland finnegan: least accurate kskharacter yet

Andre Johnson To Be Traded Or Cut

By Trevor Risk | 53 Comments

The Texans are readying to part with the franchise's best receiver.

Johnny Sugar

Josh McCown Is Going To Be A Josh McBrown

By Johnny Sugar | 54 Comments

Instead of Hoyer Country, the Browns will be a McCown Town.

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KSK Week in Review: When The Offseason Gets Real

By Christmas Ape | 416 Comments

Not much football stuff happened, so we stuffed nonsense into the void.

Best Week Worst Week

Best Week/Worst Week: Adrian Peterson and Dez Bryant

By Unsilent Majority | 72 Comments

It's a bad week to be on incriminating videos that may or may not exist.

David Rappoccio

Possible Los Angeles Team logos

By David Rappoccio | 64 Comments

None of the teams potentially moving to L.A. have said they would change their name but they doesn't mean we can't still come up with new names for them.

Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson Wins Suspension Appeal As Judge Doty Smacks Down Goodell Again

By Christmas Ape | 53 Comments

Peterson is not officially reinstated yet, but the running back wins an important victory to getting back before April 15.


KSK Mailbag: Spygate, The Home Edition

By Trevor Risk | 103 Comments

Remember to write in to with any queries, probes, uncertainties, requests, quandaries, or initiatives.