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KSK Mock Draft: Cool Fictional Bosses

By Christmas Ape | 84 Comments

This week, we draft fictional bosses so we can pretend our work experience might not be so dreadful.

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KSK Konnoisseur’s Klub: A Guide To Malört, The Unofficial Spirit of Chicago

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 28 Comments

Malort is not for everyone so best to take in this guide before trying the divisive beverage.

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Plot Suggestions For The ‘Coach’ Reboot

By Christmas Ape | 25 Comments

"Coach" is coming back and we have a bunch of plot ideas for it.

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Canada, Shmanada: Why the NFL Needs to Give Up On Toronto

By Trevor Risk | 237 Comments

Canada is the NFL's bootycall, and we have several snapchats saved of the NFL's half-erect wanger. I say, we put them on Reddit, and flame the relationship.

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We’re Here For You, Eric Dickerson

By Christmas Ape | 38 Comments

Eric Dickerson is having all the feels about One Direction right now.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Randy Gregory Is This Draft’s Victim of The Demon Weed

By Christmas Ape | 95 Comments

A likely top-10 pick tested positive for weed, an annual story we're forced to pretend to care about.

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KILL KILL KILL: Your Aunt’s Handbag Challenge

By Christmas Ape | 15 Comments

Leopard and python do battle to avoid being made into a handbag.

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The NFL’s new looming crisis: Millennials

By Big Sandy | 107 Comments

Tom Coughlin said the Giants did a study on millennials because no one understands these no-good kids these days.

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Jeremy Clarkson Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 129 Comments

Top Gear's man baby host got fired and fans reacted completely reasonably.

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North Dakotans Really Love Fred Biletnikoff For Some Reason

By Christmas Ape | 100 Comments

And Iowans love the Patron Saint, but we understand that.

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Woody Johnson and Bob Kraft Are Having Another Classic Billionaire’s Brawl

By Christmas Ape | 32 Comments

The Jets and Patriots have filed tampering charges against the other relating to Darrelle Revis.