Big Sandy

We’ve reached peak 49ers

By Big Sandy | 25 Comments

Every great football scandal requires clapping emojis.

xmas ape

All The Thanksgiving Games Were Bad

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

NFL, you are bad and you should feel bad.


Seahawks-49ers Food Coma Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 562 Comments

The 49ers would have a chance if they had an offense.

aldon smith

Seahawks-49ers Thanksgiving Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 553 Comments

Richard Sherman and Michael Crabtree to sit down together and cordially tear each other's face off.

chip kelly

Eagles-Cowboys Thanksgiving Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,004 Comments

Prepare for a lot of buttfumble jokes as Mark Sanchez plays on Thanksgiving for the first time since going into Brandon Moore's backside.

Canadian Thanksgiving

Jim Harbaugh Too Busy To Explain Life and Death To His Kids

By Trevor Risk | 4 Comments

Sounds like it's time for Thanksgiving tofu in the Harbaugh house.

Brandon Marshall

Bears-Lions Thanksgiving Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 628 Comments

The Lions need a win against the division rival Bears to help avoid another late season collapse.