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CBS Sunday Morning Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 38 Comments

With no NFL teams suffering crushing defeats this past weekend, Spilly turns his attention to CBS Sunday Morning fans.

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The Philadelphia Daily News Wins The Marshawn Lynch Media Day Hot Take Award

By Christmas Ape | 55 Comments

You knew the Marshawn hot takes were coming. Cheers to Marcus Hayes for having the hottest.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Bill Nye The Sports Take Guy

By Christmas Ape | 33 Comments

Plus Tom Brady likes avocado ice cream and Louis CK has a Ballghazi take.

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A Guide To Hosting An Awesome Super Bowl Party If You Don’t Give A F**k About Getting Fat

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 25 Comments

How I learned to stop worrying and enjoy all the bad-for-you food during the Super Bowl.

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Roger Goodell Learned All Life Lessons From Working as a Bartender in College

By Christmas Ape | 58 Comments

Tim Foil is your go-to source for tall tales from Roger Goodell's past.

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There’s a Ballghazi ‘Person of Interest’

By Christmas Ape | 37 Comments

The NFL has found an underling to pin everything on!

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Richard Sherman on Ballghazi: Patriots Won’t Be Punished So Long As Kraft and Goodell are BFFs

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 105 Comments

Richard Sherman said Roger Goodell is biased in favor of Robert Kraft then GQ drops a longread with an NFL exec saying Kraft is basically the assistant commissioner.

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NFLShop Was Selling a Plaque That Featured Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

By Christmas Ape | 21 Comments

The plaque is no longer for sale and the NFL says it never should have been.