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Darnell Dockett Signed a Two-Year Deal With The 49ers

By Christmas Ape | 5 Comments

Rather than go back to the Cardinals for less money, Darnell Dockett signed with a division rival.

detroit lions

This Ndamukong Suh Billboard Makes No Sense

By Christmas Ape | 63 Comments

Lions fans paid for a Ndamukong Suh billboard that is basically a shrug.

bills

Chip Kelly, like Benjamin Netanyahu, has a vision. Either get behind it or get the hell out of the way

By PFT Commenter | 22 Comments

Anyone who makes fun of the so-called "Philadelphia Ducks" must be smoking quack.

San Francisco 49ers

Jim Harbaugh Stuff Has Been Removed From The 49ers Team Museum

By Christmas Ape | 44 Comments

Surprisingly a team doesn't want to celebrate a coach who left on bad terms.

pittsburgh steelers

The Steelers Would Prefer Troy Polamalu Just Retire

By Christmas Ape | 47 Comments

The safety pondered retirement just after last season and that's apparently what the Steelers want.

Caitlin's in the back. You might want to check on her.

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: FEBRUARY 25TH – MARCH 3RD

By Trevor Risk | 35 Comments

Your contributions that made the internet worth living in over the past seven days.

Jerry Jones

The Civil Trial For Botched Super Bowl XLV Seating Is Underway

By Christmas Ape | 83 Comments

Paying fans who were unable to get into Super Bowl XLV have the league in court.

HODOR

Important Andrew Luck Facial Hair Update

By Christmas Ape | 46 Comments

Playoff beard is gone. Offseason 'stache is in.

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KILL KILL KILL: Bison Aren’t Your Friend

By Christmas Ape | 39 Comments

An elk fleeing a wolf seeks refuge among a pack of bison. Whoops!

hipster cortland finnegan: least accurate kskharacter yet

Andre Johnson To Be Traded Or Cut

By Trevor Risk | 63 Comments

The Texans are readying to part with the franchise's best receiver.