michael crabtree

Taiwanese Animators Tackle The Sherman-Crabtree Beef

By Christmas Ape | 7 Comments

The narrator's Richard Sherman voice leaves something to be desired.

Big Sandy

This Week in F*** You: LeBron James

By Big Sandy | 66 Comments

You KNOW where you want to play. Money should be NO OBJECT to you.

andre johnson

KLEARINGHOUSE: DeSean Jackson Growing Dreads

By Christmas Ape | 36 Comments

Cheers to his terra cotta army on his head.

it's satire people

A KKK member wants to know which NFL team he should root for

By PFT Commenter | 53 Comments

I would not advise accessing this webpage from any type of work computer unless your job doesn't require you to not break the law as your job.

Day Drinking

KSK World Cup Open Thread: Argentina-Netherlands

By Sarah Sprague | 255 Comments

Worst part of today’s game? Loser of this has to play Brazil on Saturday for the third place title. Imagine how depressing that would feel. Other worst part? Winner has to face a terrifyingly scary German team on Sunday.

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments of the Week: July 2-8, 2014

By Sarah Sprague | 29 Comments

Stellar commenting considering it was a holiday weekend, folks.

Soccer

LOLNFL: World Cup Quarters and Semis

By Unsilent Majority | 51 Comments

Note: Only three more games until we stop talking about soccer.

denver broncos

Brazilian Broncos Fan Has Worst Year Ever

By Sarah Sprague | 31 Comments

Local sports enthusiast Paulo Paulo was crushed for a second time this year when one yet another one of his favorite teams was decimated on the the world stage.

catler

Jay Cutler and Matt Stafford Getting The Sixth Best MVP Odds Somehow

By Christmas Ape | 49 Comments

Vegas seems to think people are ready for a Cutler or Stafford MVP.

Day Drinking

KSK World Cup Open Thread: Germany-Brazil!

By Sarah Sprague | 502 Comments

Minus Neymar and Thiago Silva, Brazil will be hard pressed to have this game live up to its billing.