hitler

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: MARCH 25TH – MARCH 31ST

By Trevor Risk | 28 Comments

Giving a special acknowledgement this week for what I'm considering the komment of the year.

dallas cowboys

Tony Romo Said He Would’ve Taken A Pay Cut To Keep DeMarco Murray

By Christmas Ape | 12 Comments

Cowboys quarterback said he would have taken a $5 million pay cut to keep DeMarco Murray.

seattle seahawks

Bruce Irvin Pulls An April Fools DUI Prank

By Christmas Ape | 28 Comments

This is why everyone on the Internet should take April 1 off.

april fool's day

This Week In F**k You: April Fools’ Day Haters

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 66 Comments

The problem is not with April Fools' Day. The problem is with unfunny pranks.

xmas ape

Bob Kraft Testifies About His Intimate Greetings With Aaron Hernandez

By Christmas Ape | 28 Comments

What did we learn? NFL owners and their players get more touchy than I expected.

Carolina Panthers

Young Hot Take Writer Goes In On Cam Newton

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

He shows such acumen for provocative takes at such an early age.

cheaters

NFL Solves All Its Problems By Punishing The Atlanta Falcons For Piping In Crowd Noise

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 52 Comments

The NFL has finally, mercifully, solved the largest problem facing the league today: teams piping in fake crowd noise.

Johnny Sugar

Better Know A Former Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers

By Johnny Sugar | 19 Comments

Truly, Aaron Rodgers is a beacon of hope to all the struggling former backup QBs out there.

xmas ape

KSK Week In Review: You Can’t Transcribe That On TV

By Christmas Ape | 516 Comments

NFL people had meetings and breakfasts, leading to minor rulebook changes. It's March.