fun with quarterbacks

Alex Smith Rankings: Everybody Sucks Edition!

By Johnny Sugar

It's a difficult time for Alex Smith Rankings, because almost none of our favorite middling quarterbacks have been so much as adequate lately.

No one cares about the Texans

Steelers’ Three Minutes of Competence Doom Texans

By Christmas Ape | 16 Comments

Good news for the Texans: you dominated 57 minutes of that game.

No one cares about the Texans

Antonio Brown Reversed a Pitch And Threw A Touchdown Pass To Give The Steelers The Lead

By Christmas Ape

Pretty crazy play among Pittsburgh's mad flurry of points late in the first half.

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Texans-Steelers MNF Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 605 Comments

Houston was comfortably ahead with five minutes to go in the half, then the Steelers exploded for 24 points.

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Texans-Steelers MNF Live Blog

By Christmas Ape | 807 Comments

J.J. Watt almost single-handedly beat the Colts, which means he should be able to defeat the Steelers.

PFT Commenter

Your Monday Night Football Steelers Vs. Texans BINGO card

By PFT Commenter | 5 Comments

"Its Pittsburgh verse Houston in a battle of which city can eat more unhealthily on a consistent basis and still havea auro of superorty"

denver broncos

All The Different Ways Peyton Manning’s Career Could End

By Johnny Sugar | 13 Comments

Let's look at some of the different possibilities for how #18 might ride off into the sunset.

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KLEARINGHOUSE: Trouble In Bearadise

By Christmas Ape | 33 Comments

Plus Doug Baldwin admits that the Seahawks were affected by the Percy Harvin trade on Sunday.

denver broncos

Broncos Beat 49ers Badly Enough to Bring Forth Blaine Gabbert

By Christmas Ape | 43 Comments

Good thing Peyton set the record in the first half so no one needed to watch the second.

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NFL Celebrates Passing Record With Dumb Shirt

By Spilly | 27 Comments

Hate teen Tory? Unless this is some kind of grassroots Whig resurgence campaign, there's no need for this shirt to exist.

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49ers-Broncos SNF Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 686 Comments

And now 30 more minutes of football during which hopefully no records will be set.