Who wants cleaner (beer pong) balls this tailgate season? Clean Cup Does

By Sarah Sprague | 18 Comments

All the clean balls jokes you can handle, folks. Get your clean balls here.


The All-Hair Metal Arena Football League

By Johnny Sugar | 45 Comments

1980s Hair Metal bands have some sick AFL buyin' money.

it's satire people

White History Month: Jen Selter

By PFT Commenter | 46 Comments

PFTCommenter puts a lady on Mt. Tushmore.


This Week In F*ck You: #longreads

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 86 Comments

Why learn to make a point in a concise, entertaining, and engaging way?

baltimore ravens

Ray Rice Suspended Two Games For Assault

By Sarah Sprague | 91 Comments

Yes Ray, that's two games you've been suspended.

denver broncos

Klearinghouse: Sidney Rice, Pat Bowlen and everyone else we will miss this season

By Sarah Sprague | 119 Comments

Rice is getting out of the football business and into the Wingstop game. Cannot think of a more noble cause.

sarah sprague

Kill Kill Kill: Mercy rule for the already dead

By Sarah Sprague | 32 Comments

Being entangled with your foe after you've killed him. What a terrible nightmare (or a regular occurrence for anyone who has seen their favorite player injured during garbage time).

Komments of the Week

Kommentariat Komments of the Week: July 16 – 22nd, 2014

By Trevor Risk | 71 Comments

"If I ran the ESPYs, the courage award would have went to Greg Schiano for having the courage to be Greg Schiano."

Because Wet Hot American Summer is the best that's why

A Sneak Preview Of Select NFL Training Camp Schedules

By Unsilent Majority | 43 Comments

Review the whole holding the ball while running thing because some people clearly weren't paying attention.

Chris Kluwe

A sneak peek at Chris Kluwe’s new book

By David Rappoccio | 25 Comments

Chapter Five: Why Twilight Sparkle is the best pony