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KSK Week in Review: When The Offseason Gets Real

By Christmas Ape | 165 Comments

Not much football stuff happened, so we stuffed nonsense into the void.

Best Week Worst Week

Best Week/Worst Week: Adrian Peterson and Dez Bryant

By Unsilent Majority | 68 Comments

It's a bad week to be on incriminating videos that may or may not exist.

Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson Wins Suspension Appeal As Judge Doty Smacks Down Goodell Again

By Christmas Ape | 51 Comments

Peterson is not officially reinstated yet, but the running back wins an important victory to getting back before April 15.


KSK Mailbag: Spygate, The Home Edition

By Trevor Risk | 101 Comments

Remember to write in to kissingsuzykolber@gmail.com with any queries, probes, uncertainties, requests, quandaries, or initiatives.

Johnny Sugar

KSK Konnisseur Klub: Totino’s Pizza Rolls

By Johnny Sugar | 138 Comments

It's time you learn how to be a sophisticated frozen pizza roll lover from an expert.

detroit lions

The Lions Released Reggie Bush

By Christmas Ape | 44 Comments

It's a bad day for well-known veteran players who aren't that good.

guest posts

San Francisco’s Reckoning

By Christmas Ape | 25 Comments

Who is the Hooded Figure destroying the 49ers organization?

Big Sandy

New Rams stadium in Inglewood gets the green light

By Big Sandy | 38 Comments

The Rams take the lead in the L.A. stadium race thanks to action by the Inglewood City Council.

hit the hole


By Trevor Risk | 38 Comments

We must embrace this time when the bad weather keeps us at our snarkiest.

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Kill Kill Kill: Drop That Camera And Run

By Christmas Ape | 35 Comments

An octopus leaps from the water to kill a crab. Staying away from water forever.