xmas ape

KSK Week in Review: It’s Murda

By Christmas Ape | 251 Comments

A pretty murder-y week for former NFL players!

2015 NFL Draft

Constructing An NFL Roster (That Doesn’t Suck) Out Of Pokémon

By RobotsFightingDinosaurs | 64 Comments

I think you'll find that this team is the very best. Like no team ever was.

Fun With Mock Drafts

KSK Mock Draft: Classic Rock Songs

By Christmas Ape | 824 Comments

We drafted classic rock songs. "That Smell" is one of them.

san diego chargers

A Philip Rivers Trade To Tennessee Is Reportedly Going To Happen

By Christmas Ape | 79 Comments

A Philip Rivers trade to Tennessee for the number two pick is becoming more and more likely according to Jason Cole.

cordarelle patterson is super dumb though

Adrian Peterson No Longer Commissioner’s Problem

By Trevor Risk | 21 Comments

Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Adrian Peterson, releasing him from the suspension for his reckless assault misdemeanor

this week in f--k you

This Week in F*ck You: The 2016 Election Already

By Christmas Ape | 208 Comments

Elections are the worst sport and election season has begun.

new england patriots

Ballghazi Was Already A Jeopardy Clue

By Christmas Ape | 40 Comments

And yet no deflated ball joke from Alex Trebek.

#GodILoveBrands

Branding Fans React Completely Reasonably

By Spilly | 75 Comments

This week, the Browns changed their uniforms and Hillary Clinton put out a campaign logo and people reacted completely reasonably.

marmalard

The Chargers Discuss a Rivers Trade

By Christmas Ape | 60 Comments

The Titans want to trade the second pick for Philip Rivers but is Marmalard down for the move?

egots

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: APRIL 8th – APRIL 14TH

By Trevor Risk | 16 Comments

To those of you who find the will and might to komment with wit and dick jokery, the rest of us will find a way to repay you for the replenishment during this gimpy time of need.

Cleveland Browns

The Browns Officially Unveil New Uniforms With Nine Combinations

By Christmas Ape | 67 Comments

So the Cleveland Browns had their official unveiling of their new uniforms and, yup, it’s the same ones that leaked online in the past few days.

it's satire people

STRONG TAKE: Aaron Hernandez should still be eligible for the Hall of Fame

By PFT Commenter | 44 Comments

The last thing this persecuted young man needs is for us to be discriminating against his on-the-field accomplishments.

factory of sadness

KLEARINGHOUSE: Browns Claim Fewer Than 30 People Have Seen Their New Jerseys

By Christmas Ape | 64 Comments

Even as the new jersey design has leaked to stores, the Browns are still saying not many people have seen their new uniforms.